Death Eaters (singing to Brittany Spears' "Lucky"):
This is a story about a guy named Voldemort.
Early morning,
He wakes up,
Knock, knock, knock,
On the door.
It's time for planning,
Who'll die?
It's you they're all waiting for.
And they go:
Isn't he lucky,
This evil dude here?
And they say,
He's so lucky,
He's our lord,
We do what he says, and his name's
Vol-de-mort,
He's thinking,
"If I am such a powerful guy,
Then why won't Harry Potter die?"
He spends his minutes,
In a dream,
Working out plans in his mind,
And his plans he's fulfilling,
And he keeps on killing,
But tell me,
Then why won't Harry die?
And they go,
Isn't he lucky,
This evil dude here?
And they say
He's so lucky,
He's our lord,
We do what he says,
His name's Vol-de-mort,
He's thinking,
"If I am such a powerful guy,
Then why won't Harry Potter die?"
Announcer Dude: Most evil guy of the year and the winner is... Voldemort!
Lucius Malfoy: Hi I'm Lucius Malfoy for Evil Days News outside waiting for Voldemort... oh my god! Here he comes!
Death Eaters:
Isn't he lucky,
This evil dude here?
He is so lucky,
This powerful guy,
If he is such a
Powerful guy,
Why won't Harry Potter die?
He's so lucky,
He's our lord.
We do what he says,
His name's Voldemort,
He's thinking,
"If I am such a powerful guy,
Then why won't Harry Potter die?"
Okies that's all folks! R/r!
Disclaimer: Shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot! I forgot the disclaimer for Oops I did it again. Well the characters belong to J. K. and the songs belong to Brittany Spears, who belongs to the devil. Buh-bye!