When Gokou and Usagi bet...
Hi!! I don't usually write comedy, or rather just comedy without anything else mixed in, but here is a fic that Kit-chan gave me the idea for because she didn't have time to write it! I hope you like it! Just keep in mind that it is a comedy!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Sailor Moon, but I would feel really sorry for the characters if I did!!!
" You're useless Usagi!" Rei shouted at the golden haired girl. Usagi's eyes filled with angry tears. She had been late to the fight because of another Youma that she had had to destroy all by herself.
" Fine!!!" Usagi screamed, losing her temper, " If you don't need me then I'll leave!!" She turned on her heal and left. Leaving behind some very upset senshi.
*****Across Town*****
" Setsuna?" Usagi called out to the green haired Senshi of Time.
" What is it, Bunny?" Setsuna asked, turning around.
" Setsuna, do you know of a place I could go that is far away from here and where I could be alone, where the senshi couldn't find me?" Usagi asked hopefully. Setsuna thought for a moment, then nodded.
" Yes...yes, I do. You can stay there indefinitely and no one goes there anymore, so you'll be undisturbed," the woman answered. Then, Setsuna grabbed Usagi's hand and disappeared.
They reappeared in a world of blinding white with a house directly in front of them. Usagi jumped up and down in delight.
" A house all to myself!!" she squealed joyfully. Setsuna smiled.
" The house is fully stocked and the supplies will replenish each night so you don't have to worry about that, well that's it, got to go! Have fun!" Setsuna called before disappearing. Usagi waved goodbye then turned to the house and clasped her hands in joy.
" This will be so fun!!" she exclaimed as went into the house.
*****A Week Later*****
"I'm bored," Usagi muttered to herself, as she flipped through the T.V. channels. She sighed and set the clicker down, nothing on.
Suddenly she heard voices coming from the direction of the giant doors. Usagi stood up to go see who or what it was.
When she got there she saw a tall, black haired man and a small, black haired little boy.
" Hi!" Usagi said, running up to introduce herself, " My names Usagi, what are you doing here?" she asked. Gohan looked at the strange girl suspiciously, Gokou just grinned and shook her hand.
" Hi! My names Gokou! Me and my son Gohan are here to train! What are you doing here?" he replied. Usagi smiled at him.
" I live here!" she exclaimed. Gokou looked at Gohan, who shrugged.
" Then can we stay here and train?" he asked. Usagi nodded yes and led them inside the house.
*****Outside the Room of Spirit and Time*****
" How long will Kakerrot and his stupid brat be in there!?" Vegeta growled as he paced back and forth, growling at the other Z fighters.
Suddenly the doors opened, letting out the now blonde Gokou and Gohan. Vegeta's eyes widened in surprise. 'How can Kakerrot stay super Sayajin without any effort?!' Vegeta wondered.
Gokou greeted everyone enthusiastically. " Hi everyone! Oh, yeah, Vegeta there's a girl in there, she's really nice but I thought I'd just warn ya'!" the blonde Sayajin told Vegeta. Vegeta snorted in disbelief.
" You've been training too hard Kakerrot. I believe that you're starting to hallucinate!" the irate Sayajin stated, then strode towards the Chamber, " Come on Brat," he said over his shoulder to Trunks, who followed.
*****Inside the Chamber*****
" Bye!" Usagi said, waving ecstatically as Gokou and Gohan disappeared through the great doors. She turned back to the house and went inside.
" What a year!" Usagi exclaimed as she flopped on the couch, " I learned more Martial Arts then I ever thought existed! I'll bet I could kick even Haruka's butt!" Usagi giggled at the idea.
Suddenly she heard footsteps from the direction of the door. " They're here already!" she exclaimed, jumping up to go meet the new comers.
Vegeta and Trunks stared in shock as a tiny blonde girl ran up to them. "Hi! Are you friends of Gokou?" Usagi asked the grumpy looking black haired man and the very cute lavender haired one. Trunks blushed under the beautiful girl's gaze, but Vegeta only grunted.
" Hello, I'm Trunks and that's Vegeta, my dad," Trunks told her, "We're here to train so we can beat Cell." Usagi looked at him blankly.
" Who's Cell?" she asked, curious.
" A monster," Trunks replied.
" What are you doing in her, onna!?" Vegeta asked forcefully. Usagi gave the irritated Sayajin a weird look.
" I live here!" she exclaimed.
*****A Month Later in the Chamber*****
" I wonder what that Vegetable person is doing?" Usagi said as she got up to go find out.
Vegeta concentrated, ignoring the fire surrounding him. Suddenly...
" Hey, Veggie Dude! Yoohooo!" Usagi said waving her hand in front of his face, " What are ya' doing out here? It doesn't look like training to me!" Usagi exclaimed, talking to that strange sullen man with the gravity defying hair. Vegeta ignored her and tried to concentrate, but to no avail as the blonde girl continued to ask questions.
" You're very antisocial, did you know that? And rude too!" Usagi chattered on until Vegeta couldn't take it anymore.
" Shut up onna! I'm trying to concentrate!!!!" the annoyed Sayajin screamed, before blasting off, flying as fast as he could to get away from the most annoying person alive.
******Outside the Room of Spirit and Time****
Vegeta all but ran out of the Chamber, dragging Trunks along. Everyone stared as Vegeta checked over his shoulder as if he was looking for someone.
" Anything wrong, Vegeta?" Piccolo asked. Vegeta turned and glared at the Namek.
" There is an insane girl in there Piccolo, watch out," was all the Sayajin prince said. Piccolo only walked towards the Chamber and entered.
" What girl?" Krillen asked just as Piccolo disappeared through the giant doors.
*****Inside*****
Usagi slumped down on the couch. " I kinda liked Trunks, but that Vegetable person was rude and antisocial," Usagi told the air around her. Footsteps echoing from the doors caused Usagi to sigh and stand up. She walked over to the tall green man.
" Hi! My names Usagi! What's yours?" the chipper girl asked. Piccolo walked right past her, not saying a word.
" Ooookay," Usagi said.
*****Later in the year******
Piccolo floated a foot off the ground and meditated. Usagi walked up the floating green man from outer space.
" What are you doing?" she asked. No answer. She tried again.
" Hello!? Anyone home?" Usagi called. No answer, she shrugged, reached over and started to play with Piccolo's ears. His eyes shot open and he growled at her. Usagi jumped back.
" Leave me alone," Piccolo told her curtly.
" Sorry, Mr. Grumpy!" Usagi exclaimed, " What's with all the antisocial people coming to my house!" she said, stomping off, plans forming in her mind.
*****Outside the Chamber*****
Piccolo ran out of the Room of Spirit and Time, a frightened, desperate expression on his face.
" Crazy...girl...very...annoying," he gasped out as he fell to the ground, clutching his heart. Krillen went over to see what was wrong.
" Kami...had...a...heart...attack," Piccolo said, still gasping, " That...girl...surprised us...that...last time. She...bugged...me...the entire time!" the Namek exclaimed as he finally caught his breath.
" What are you talking about, Piccolo?" Yamcha asked.
" Green dude!" a sweet voice called from the great doors, " You forgot your turban hat thingy!" Usagi said as she walked over to the collapsed green man. Piccolo whimpered in pain as she walked closer. Yamcha started to drool as she walked past. Vegeta winced and Trunks blushed, he liked Usagi. Bulma glared at the strange girl.
" What's wrong with him?" Usagi asked as she leaned over the whimpering Piccolo, concerned. Krillen stared at her.
" Uh...Kami had a heart attack," Krillen sputtered out. Usagi frowned.
" I haven't met Kami in a while but that guy doesn't look like him, except for the green skin of course," Usagi said.
" Princess, what are you doing here?" Mr. Popo asked. Usagi smiled happily at him, causing him to blush.
" Hi Mr. Popo! Setsuna said I could stay in the Chamber, since the scouts don't need me," Usagi sniffed a little.
" That's the princess, Mr. Popo?" Dende asked. Usagi walked over to Dende.
" You look just like Kami when he was little!" Usagi exclaimed.
" How could you even know Kami when he was little, you'd couldn't have been alive! That was like, over a thousand years ago!" Bulma exclaimed. Usagi scratched her head in though, having the dumb blonde act down to the pin.
" Well, technically I am over a thousand years old," she said, "Let me see, I've died about three times and been reborn three times, um... and now I'm immortal!" she exclaimed.
Love it, Hate it? Tell me!!!! Review!!!
Hi!! I don't usually write comedy, or rather just comedy without anything else mixed in, but here is a fic that Kit-chan gave me the idea for because she didn't have time to write it! I hope you like it! Just keep in mind that it is a comedy!!
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Sailor Moon, but I would feel really sorry for the characters if I did!!!
" You're useless Usagi!" Rei shouted at the golden haired girl. Usagi's eyes filled with angry tears. She had been late to the fight because of another Youma that she had had to destroy all by herself.
" Fine!!!" Usagi screamed, losing her temper, " If you don't need me then I'll leave!!" She turned on her heal and left. Leaving behind some very upset senshi.
*****Across Town*****
" Setsuna?" Usagi called out to the green haired Senshi of Time.
" What is it, Bunny?" Setsuna asked, turning around.
" Setsuna, do you know of a place I could go that is far away from here and where I could be alone, where the senshi couldn't find me?" Usagi asked hopefully. Setsuna thought for a moment, then nodded.
" Yes...yes, I do. You can stay there indefinitely and no one goes there anymore, so you'll be undisturbed," the woman answered. Then, Setsuna grabbed Usagi's hand and disappeared.
They reappeared in a world of blinding white with a house directly in front of them. Usagi jumped up and down in delight.
" A house all to myself!!" she squealed joyfully. Setsuna smiled.
" The house is fully stocked and the supplies will replenish each night so you don't have to worry about that, well that's it, got to go! Have fun!" Setsuna called before disappearing. Usagi waved goodbye then turned to the house and clasped her hands in joy.
" This will be so fun!!" she exclaimed as went into the house.
*****A Week Later*****
"I'm bored," Usagi muttered to herself, as she flipped through the T.V. channels. She sighed and set the clicker down, nothing on.
Suddenly she heard voices coming from the direction of the giant doors. Usagi stood up to go see who or what it was.
When she got there she saw a tall, black haired man and a small, black haired little boy.
" Hi!" Usagi said, running up to introduce herself, " My names Usagi, what are you doing here?" she asked. Gohan looked at the strange girl suspiciously, Gokou just grinned and shook her hand.
" Hi! My names Gokou! Me and my son Gohan are here to train! What are you doing here?" he replied. Usagi smiled at him.
" I live here!" she exclaimed. Gokou looked at Gohan, who shrugged.
" Then can we stay here and train?" he asked. Usagi nodded yes and led them inside the house.
*****Outside the Room of Spirit and Time*****
" How long will Kakerrot and his stupid brat be in there!?" Vegeta growled as he paced back and forth, growling at the other Z fighters.
Suddenly the doors opened, letting out the now blonde Gokou and Gohan. Vegeta's eyes widened in surprise. 'How can Kakerrot stay super Sayajin without any effort?!' Vegeta wondered.
Gokou greeted everyone enthusiastically. " Hi everyone! Oh, yeah, Vegeta there's a girl in there, she's really nice but I thought I'd just warn ya'!" the blonde Sayajin told Vegeta. Vegeta snorted in disbelief.
" You've been training too hard Kakerrot. I believe that you're starting to hallucinate!" the irate Sayajin stated, then strode towards the Chamber, " Come on Brat," he said over his shoulder to Trunks, who followed.
*****Inside the Chamber*****
" Bye!" Usagi said, waving ecstatically as Gokou and Gohan disappeared through the great doors. She turned back to the house and went inside.
" What a year!" Usagi exclaimed as she flopped on the couch, " I learned more Martial Arts then I ever thought existed! I'll bet I could kick even Haruka's butt!" Usagi giggled at the idea.
Suddenly she heard footsteps from the direction of the door. " They're here already!" she exclaimed, jumping up to go meet the new comers.
Vegeta and Trunks stared in shock as a tiny blonde girl ran up to them. "Hi! Are you friends of Gokou?" Usagi asked the grumpy looking black haired man and the very cute lavender haired one. Trunks blushed under the beautiful girl's gaze, but Vegeta only grunted.
" Hello, I'm Trunks and that's Vegeta, my dad," Trunks told her, "We're here to train so we can beat Cell." Usagi looked at him blankly.
" Who's Cell?" she asked, curious.
" A monster," Trunks replied.
" What are you doing in her, onna!?" Vegeta asked forcefully. Usagi gave the irritated Sayajin a weird look.
" I live here!" she exclaimed.
*****A Month Later in the Chamber*****
" I wonder what that Vegetable person is doing?" Usagi said as she got up to go find out.
Vegeta concentrated, ignoring the fire surrounding him. Suddenly...
" Hey, Veggie Dude! Yoohooo!" Usagi said waving her hand in front of his face, " What are ya' doing out here? It doesn't look like training to me!" Usagi exclaimed, talking to that strange sullen man with the gravity defying hair. Vegeta ignored her and tried to concentrate, but to no avail as the blonde girl continued to ask questions.
" You're very antisocial, did you know that? And rude too!" Usagi chattered on until Vegeta couldn't take it anymore.
" Shut up onna! I'm trying to concentrate!!!!" the annoyed Sayajin screamed, before blasting off, flying as fast as he could to get away from the most annoying person alive.
******Outside the Room of Spirit and Time****
Vegeta all but ran out of the Chamber, dragging Trunks along. Everyone stared as Vegeta checked over his shoulder as if he was looking for someone.
" Anything wrong, Vegeta?" Piccolo asked. Vegeta turned and glared at the Namek.
" There is an insane girl in there Piccolo, watch out," was all the Sayajin prince said. Piccolo only walked towards the Chamber and entered.
" What girl?" Krillen asked just as Piccolo disappeared through the giant doors.
*****Inside*****
Usagi slumped down on the couch. " I kinda liked Trunks, but that Vegetable person was rude and antisocial," Usagi told the air around her. Footsteps echoing from the doors caused Usagi to sigh and stand up. She walked over to the tall green man.
" Hi! My names Usagi! What's yours?" the chipper girl asked. Piccolo walked right past her, not saying a word.
" Ooookay," Usagi said.
*****Later in the year******
Piccolo floated a foot off the ground and meditated. Usagi walked up the floating green man from outer space.
" What are you doing?" she asked. No answer. She tried again.
" Hello!? Anyone home?" Usagi called. No answer, she shrugged, reached over and started to play with Piccolo's ears. His eyes shot open and he growled at her. Usagi jumped back.
" Leave me alone," Piccolo told her curtly.
" Sorry, Mr. Grumpy!" Usagi exclaimed, " What's with all the antisocial people coming to my house!" she said, stomping off, plans forming in her mind.
*****Outside the Chamber*****
Piccolo ran out of the Room of Spirit and Time, a frightened, desperate expression on his face.
" Crazy...girl...very...annoying," he gasped out as he fell to the ground, clutching his heart. Krillen went over to see what was wrong.
" Kami...had...a...heart...attack," Piccolo said, still gasping, " That...girl...surprised us...that...last time. She...bugged...me...the entire time!" the Namek exclaimed as he finally caught his breath.
" What are you talking about, Piccolo?" Yamcha asked.
" Green dude!" a sweet voice called from the great doors, " You forgot your turban hat thingy!" Usagi said as she walked over to the collapsed green man. Piccolo whimpered in pain as she walked closer. Yamcha started to drool as she walked past. Vegeta winced and Trunks blushed, he liked Usagi. Bulma glared at the strange girl.
" What's wrong with him?" Usagi asked as she leaned over the whimpering Piccolo, concerned. Krillen stared at her.
" Uh...Kami had a heart attack," Krillen sputtered out. Usagi frowned.
" I haven't met Kami in a while but that guy doesn't look like him, except for the green skin of course," Usagi said.
" Princess, what are you doing here?" Mr. Popo asked. Usagi smiled happily at him, causing him to blush.
" Hi Mr. Popo! Setsuna said I could stay in the Chamber, since the scouts don't need me," Usagi sniffed a little.
" That's the princess, Mr. Popo?" Dende asked. Usagi walked over to Dende.
" You look just like Kami when he was little!" Usagi exclaimed.
" How could you even know Kami when he was little, you'd couldn't have been alive! That was like, over a thousand years ago!" Bulma exclaimed. Usagi scratched her head in though, having the dumb blonde act down to the pin.
" Well, technically I am over a thousand years old," she said, "Let me see, I've died about three times and been reborn three times, um... and now I'm immortal!" she exclaimed.
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