When Gokou and Usagi bet...

Hi!! I wrote more!!! Ain't I special!!! Don't you love me! Come on, you know you do!!! Admit it, I am the greatest!!! Ok, ok I'll stop!! I was just trying to help my self-esteem!! Sheeesh!! You people are so critical!! Anyway, back to the story!!

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Sailor Moon!



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" Well, technically I am over a thousand years old," she said, "Let me see, I've died about three times and been reborn three times, um... and now I'm immortal!" she exclaimed.
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" Does that help?" she asked. Everyone's jaws dropped.
" Why are you immortal? Did you wish to be?" Trunks asked, glancing over at Vegeta who was grumbling under his breath about an annoying onna that won't die.
" No, its my fate," Usagi said sadly, then brightened, "Oh well! Anyway, I'm Usagi!"
" Hi!" Bulma said smiling, " That's Piccolo, Vegeta, Krillen, Tien, Chouzu, Trunks, Yamcha, and I'm Bulma!" the blue haired woman introduced everyone. Usagi waved.
" Well, I gotta go home, Bye!" Usagi said as she started to walk back towards the room.
"Wait, you can't go in there!" Bulma exclaimed. Usagi turned around.
"Why not, it's my house," the blonde girl asked.
" You can't go in there because the guys need to and well, a girl alone with guys isn't right!" Bulma explained.
" Wait a minute," Usagi said, " They are allowed in my house, eating my food, messing up my stuff, and I'm not!" she finished with a shreak. Bulma nodded.
" Yep," the blue haired woman agreed, " Pretty much." Yamcha and gang glared at Bulma for insinuating that they were slobs. Usagi thought a moment.
" Ok!" she agreed much to everyone's surprise, " I just need a place to stay."
" You can stay at my house," Bulma offered. Vegeta groaned. Usagi thought a moment, tapping her chin.
" That's ok, but I think the Vegetable guy would blow a gasget, and besides he gets on my nerves," Usagi finally said then thought some more. Vegeta and Piccolo started to laugh histarically.
" Get on her nerves!" the short Sayajin sputtered.
" I've got it!" Usagi said finally after several long minutes of thought, "I'll stay with Gokou! He said I could visit some time! I'll go get my stuff!" Usagi said as she rushed back into the Chamber. An hour later she came back out carrying nothing.
" You were in there for a month and you came out with nothing," Vegeta observed. Remember, one day in the Chamber equals a year so they think that Usagi was in there for a long time. Except it doesn't work like that with her. When only she's in there, the time remains normal. :) Usagi gave the Sayajin prince a weird look.
" I was only in there for an hour, sheesh, how long does it take you to pack!?" Usagi said, annoyed, " And I do have all my stuff, see!" she said as she pulled a suitcase out of her nonspace pocket.
Vegeta and gang's jaws dropped. Usagi stuck her head in the pockedt and started tossing stuff out.
" Where is it... Oh here it is!" she exclaimed, pulling out her broach. She took a moment to shove everything back in before shouting.
" Moon Cosmos Makeup!" a bright light encased her body for a few minutes then disappeared, leaving Usagi in a sailor fuku, with wings, and holding a staff. Don't know what she should really look like, don't really care! Yamcha got a nose bleed over how short the skirt was.
" Ok, where's Gokou's house from here?" she asked, not noticing everyone's dazed looks and Piccolos extremely scared one when he realized that the nutcase was the Guardian of the Cosmos. Needless to say the poor green man decided it was best if he just kept quiet and not draw her attention. Bulma shoved Trunks forward.
"Trunks will show you," Bulma volunteered her son. Trunks nodded and blasted off, with Usagi following. Vegeta glared at his wife.
" What are you up to woman?" he growled, but Bulma only grinned mischeiviously, " If that insane blonde becomes part of our family, I'm jumping off a cliffe," Vegeta commented as his son and the girl flew out of sight.
*******In the Air a couple miles from the Son residence******
" You and Gokou had a bet going that you couldn't annoy Piccolo and Vegeta to the point of insanity!?" Trunks Exclaimed as he and Usagi flew over the Black Forest.


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