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Note: This is a parody of
Pig-tailed Man, Pig-tailed Man
Doin' the things Bruce Lee can
What's he like, it's not important
Pigtailed Man
Is he a guy or is he a girl
His fiancee's cooking makes him hurl
Thenn his girl gets him with a mallet
Can't keep his mouth shut
Pigtailed Man.
Lost Man, Lost Man
Lost Man hates Pigtailed Man
They have a fight, Pigtailed wins
Lost Man
Samurai Man, Samurai Man
Is behind the rest of the universe, man
Looks down on lesser man.
Smaurai Man
Has a sword that's made of wood
Would hack his enemy apart, if he could.
When they meet he ends up eating his own foot
Pompus Man
Samurai Man
Pantyhose Man, Pantyhose Man
Dunked in a spring by an old man
Akane hit him on the head with a frying pan
Pantyhose Man.
Is he angry
Is he a mess
Are his fighting skills totally wothless
His curse gains him victorys, he won't confess.
Just wants his name changed
Pantyhose Man
Pantyhose Man, Pantyhose Man
Pantyhose Man hates Pigtailed Man
They have a fight, Pigtailed Wins
Pantyhose Man.
Every man, Every man
Every man hates Pigtailed Man
They have lots of fights, nobody wins
Every man.
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