A/N: I thought of this, this
morning, and I wanted it to be a funny little fic that I wanted to be strange,
but funny at the same time so hopefully you will enjoy!
Disclaimer: Why, bother?
Everything that is mine, is mine, and everything that isn't, isn't.
James Talking to Root beer
James:
So Amanda, being a glass of root beer, do you get to travel much?
Amanda: Oh yeah, but when I go to
bars I like being slided across the counter. That part is FUN!!!!!!!!
(Sirius walks in)Sirius: Hey James, who ya talking
to?
James: Oh, her? This is Amanda she's my—
Sirius: Ooh James, you're cheating on a soft
drink. I'm gonna go tell Lily!
James: --glass of root beet…I mean root beer.
Sirius: Oh.
Amanda: Yes, Mr. Sirius I'm proud to be an XLarge
double floaty 'Soft Drink'.
James: Be careful, Sirius, root beers have tender
feelings!
(In a very foolish sincere tone of voice)Sirius:
One thousand pardons to you Madam. I am truly sorry!
Amanda: Oh, shut up.
Sirius: Harrumph.
(Remus walks in, and over to Amanda, the unsuspecting
glass of root beer)Remus: Ooh, yum! A cup of root beer!
Amanda: Hey! Don't drink me, I'm not completely
sanitary!
Remus: Oh my word! Well I'll be…It's a talking cup
of root beer!
James: Well spotted!
Sirius: I'd pay money to see a talking sandwich!
Amanda: I have a friend named Paul, who's an urgerburger!
(Lily walks in)Lily: COOL! A talking cup of
rootbeer!
James: Well spotted!
Lily: Excuse me miss, but what is your name if you
have one?
Amanda: My name's Amanda, and I'm glad someone
here has manners!
Sirius: Where does your friend Paul live? I'd like
to make an appointment with him!
Remus: You'd like to make an appointment, with an
urgerburger?
James: What's wrong with that?
Lily: You guys do need mental help!
Sirius: I'm Serious and I'm mental(A/N: *hint hint*
::nudges toward Aria*:: Hee, Hee!)!
Remus: Nothing's wrong with setting an appointment
with an urgerburger…it just sounds strange.
James: You, out of all people, Remus, are saying
that something like that, would be strange? I mean, here I was, talking to
Amanda, before ANY
of you
guys got here! And then YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW STRANGE IT WOULD BE
TO SET AN APPOINTMENT WITH AN URGERBURGER?
I'M DISSAPOINTED IN YOU REMUS!!!
Remus: I'm sorry, daddy, sir!
James: I'm sorry to you too Remie!
Remus: HOW…MANY…GAZILLION…TIMES…HAVE…I…TOLD…YOU…NOT…TO…CALL…ME…REMIE??
James: DON'T YELL!
Remus: YOU'RE YELLING TOO!
James: I'm sorry Remus.
Remus: I'm sorry too, Prongsie-poo!
James:
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(::hexes Remus into next
week!::)
A/N: Well I hope everyone liked that! I'm VERY
sorry to SaneLunatic, for posting this before she could send me back the
beta-ed version, for I had too
much fun writing this to wait, and I'm hoping that
she will forgive me :)! So hopefully all of you people see that review box down
there, and fill it up!
Everyone who does so, shall get *free* butterbeer!
