Disclaimer: I have nothing but your love, and that's subject to change at anytime.
Welcome to our newest program of: What Vegeta, the prince of sayjins, does at home all those lonely hours during the day. As we know, his wife Bulma works and owns the Capsule Corporation. His son and daughter are currently attending school. So this leaves us with the question, What does he do all alone?
Most people would say he trains or just sits like a jerk, but got we became obsessed(as always) and decided to hide cameras through his house and catch him on film. While most of what we found turned out to be rather boring (or completely boring) there are just some parts that needed to be shared with the world. Since we used really old cameras we found in dumpster by Red Lobster, we can't transferred the data on to the computer. So instead, we will describe the best parts the best we can.
10:31 Living Room of Capsule Corp..
We didn't even see Bra cry this much.
Everyone has been away for at least an hour and 45 minutes Vegeta
is still in his pajamas. Sitting on the couch having what appears be
a child's juice drink. we have a clear view of the T.V. He is
watching the teletubbies announce the death of two of their comrades.
This is where it gets interesting. We believe he is weeping. From
what we could get from our scratchy audio, we hear him say he is
going to get the man who did this. The gay one was his favorite. He
to relate the most to him. At this point Vegeta runs out of the room
bawling like a small child.
OK, Vegeta did a lot of dumb stuff for the next couple of hours (mostly crying and eating comfort food (he drank straight out of the milk carton) He also went through Bulma's stuff only to wonder why she had so many of Yamacha's shirts. Other important rituals of the day appeared to be praising his hidden poster of Ricky Martin, prank calling Krillan, and other bathroom activities we wouldn't mention.
1:29 The kitchen
Goku arrives with some weird beans
Goku looked spaced out as he tripped over the kitchen table. He handed Vegeta a small bag of something before passing out on the broken table. The next few hours are Vegeta taking care Goku. (take it as you want to take it) And then him trying one of the beans and promptly throwing-up. So in conclusion Vegeta is a wimp. If you see him on the street call him a little girl, but under no circumstances tell him about this he already killed one of our friends Tasuki.
Did you get why I did that cause I don't know
anyways(translated into phoneish: Go to hell and hang up the phone.)
Bye bye
Vega