Disclaimer: Amadu was promised this if completed his work, so really its his fault. I own nothing but my CD's. I'm not stealing these characters because I couldn't get away with it. I have no idea if this will be good or not, probably not.
So the Vegeta obsession continues without fail. So this will leave us with the question what information can we dig up now. Having already thrown away our cameras because they smelled of rotting lobster, we had to follow him around personally. We thought he would notice but he didn't. He seemed rather upset, still morning Tinkywinky's death I suppose. But this like last time turn out pretty boring, but we did find out he will be appearing on Jerry Springer(we will tape that) But as usual there are somethings we just had to make fun of.
So our day started at the arcade.
We lost our watches when we were mugged by someone who appeared to be
Winnie the Pooh.
Vegeta spent a long time playing Sailor Moon SE yet never appeared to get past the first level. He did seem to flourish at Barbie Horse Rider. We think it's healthy he ignored the ages 5 - 8 label on the side. After blowing all his money on video games and bad nachos he moved on to the park. We followed closely behind after grabbing some food.
In the park
More weeping at the sight of love
Revelations that maybe we're wasting our time.
Vegeta spent most of his time walking around and spying on young lovers. We considered for a moment whether or not to go and hit on the head yelling PERV!!, but reconsidered after getting close enough to hear him crying that Bulma doesn't love him like that any more. This is pathic. I mean we're not blind. We've seen this man cry more times than we have in our lives. At this point we considered following Krillan but pooh bear also stole our sun glasses so we wouldn't have been able to stand the glare off that bald head of his. Plus we were too lazy to find out where he lived or find him.
So we continue on this odyssey that took us a Ricky Martin concert, a Jerry Springer rehearsal, 15 different Star Bucks, and a viagra clinic. At this point we had no money and though we admit we enjoyed the concert more than we thought we would, this all still left us pennyless and bored. A this point we mugged everyone in view and ran like hell after he remembered seeing us at Tasuki funeral. Apparently Vegeta has begun picketing with the other teletubbies.
So, what does the future hold for us fallowing Krillan, cloning Tasuki, sitting around waiting for the large pizza we managed to pay for with the money we stole. Perhaps all of these. Man who the hell am I kidding of course its going to all of them.
Till then bull shit everyone in a five foot radius.
And send us money our landlord Nakago been chi blasting us every time
we come through the door.
Your dear annoyance
To the fattest man in the world
Shut your month
Did that make any sense.
End of Letter
Vega Ikari