~ The Road to Rocky Horror ~
After taking a train across the sea, our friends are in a rental car and driving to the theater where they would be seeing the movie. Though there was one problem: Zell wasn't sure where that was…
Selphie (chanting): Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Zell (At the wheel): No damn it! Stop chanting that! You're driving me CRAZY!!!!!
Selphie: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
Zell: Grrr….
an hour passed
Squall: Do you know where we're going?
Zell: Of course I do! He…he…he…sweatdrop
Seifer: Don't tell me were LOST!!!!!
Zell: Of course not!!! I know exactly where we're going!!!!
Seifer: Hey Raijin, bet ya 50 gil that Zell is lost.
Raijin: No way, man ya know. Everyone knows that Zell is lost, ya know.
Selphie (surprised): WHAT?! WE'RE LOST!?!?!?!?!?!?
Everyone: sweatdrop
Rinoa: Duh! Why do you think we've been sitting here so long!?
Raijin: I have a wedgie…
Fujin: SHUT UP! smacks him in the head
Raijin: But I really need to pick it!
Everyone: NO!!! FOR THE LOVE OF HYNE NO!
Raijin: whimpers in discomfort
Fujin: CAN'T STAND THIS DRESS!
Quistis: Zzzz
Irvine: Can someone PLEASE get Quistis off of me?! She's drooling!
Rinoa: Better get used to it, we're gonna be sitting here for some time…
Zell: For the last time! We ARE not lost!
Seifer: Then where are we going chickenwuss?!
Zell: Er…it has to be one of these cities on this continent…
Seifer: There are tons of cities on this continent!
Zell: he..he…I think we're lost….Why are we slowing down?
Seifer: We're out of fuel damn it!
Selphie: Does that mean…WE"RE WALKING?!
Squall: I guess…
Fujin: DAMN HIGH HEELS!!!!
Squall: I am NOT going outside looking like a cross-dressing mental patient.
another hour
Squall (walking): *grumble, grumble*
Zell: man, these heels are killing me!!!! And we only got another hour till the show starts.
Irvine: God Zell! why couldn't you CHECK where the theater was before you dragged us into this!
Zell: I did check! I just forgot where it was…
Fujin: smacks Zell
Zell: Ow!
Selphie: Let's just go back to Balamb, we're not gonna make the show anywise. It's already 11:00! Besides, this corset is making it hard to breathe.
Quistis: I regret ever agreeing to going to this thing!
Zell: NO! We are seeing "The Rocky Horror Picture Show!"
Seifer: Well, we're not gonna make it cause you got LOST!
Zell: Will you give me a break!!!!!!! Everyone gets lost once in a while!
Seifer: Yea, if everyone was a CHICKENWUSS!!!!
Rinoa: Will you guys stop shouting?! It's not helping the situation!
Seifer: Why SURE Rinoa! sticks tongue out at Zell
Zell: I might be wearing heels, but I can still beat your pansy little ASS!
Seifer and Zell charge at each other. Though before they could exchange blows, they both ran into something…
Zell and Seifer: Ow! What in the hell was that?!
Selphie: It was a tree you idiots…
Irvine: We are never gonna make it to the show! Let's just go home!!!!
Raijin: Hey you guys? What does this mean: Showing at the Timber Theater?
Everyone: Where did you find that!
Raijin: Oh, it's just printed on the tickets.
Everyone (besides Zell): DAMN YOU, ZELL!!!!!!
Zell: He…he…he. Uh, lets get going, we only have another half-hour to get to Timber.
Seifer: Remind me to kill you when we get back to Balamb…
~ That was chapter 3. Did you like? You better review, or I will seriously kill you…Well, chapter 4 won't be up for a while. 'Cause school is starting and yea…ugh…I hate school!