I don

I don't own Gundam Wing. I don't own anything related to Disney. I don't claim to own either of them.

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Wulan = WuFei
Wulan's Mother = Lucrezia
Wulan's Father = Milliardo
Wulan's Grandmother = Howard
Mushu = Duo
Cri-Kee = Hilde
Yao = Heero
Ling = Trowa
Chin Po = Quatre
Shang = Treize
Shang's Father = Zechs
Shan Yu = Lady Une
Emperor = Relena
Match Maker = Sally
Chi Fu = Dorothy
Others = Misc. Characters (some play more than one person)

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~Scene opens showing a badly painted back drop and a fake looking Great Wall stretching out into the distance~

Trowa (guard): **walking along the top of the Great Wall on duty**
Evil Bird: **swoops just above Trowa's head, knocking his helmet off**
Trowa: What the?! **holds the back of his head and looks up**
Evil Bird: **lands on the end of a flag pole and turns his head, screeching loudly**
Trowa: **looks in that direction to see a grappling hook fly over and attach to the wall** Who would be up here at this hour? **he mumbles and walks over to the edge of the wall only to be greeted by hundreds more grappling hooks. Trowa backs away and starts running towards the tower** Light the signals! **when he reaches the door of the tower it opens revealing Catherine, holding her knives**
Cathy: Hello Trowa **she raises one of the knives**
Trowa: //.O`` **he jumps on the ladder next to the door and starts climbing up**
Cathy: Come back Trowa! I made soup! **she breaks the ladder in half with her knife**
Trowa: No! not the soup! //.O`` **grabs the edge of the roof and pulls himself over, grabs a torch and steps over to the brazier, only to see a dark figure climb over the opposite side, he stops. Trowa look at the figure for a second then turns and throws the torch into the brazier, setting a bright fire**
~The other towers start lighting up in order down the length of the wall~
Trowa: Now all of China knows you're here.
Une: **breaks the flag next to her and sets it ablaze** Perfect **smirks**

~New scene of a cheap looking Imperial Throne Room~

Zechs: **walks up to the thrown followed closely by 2 guards. He reaches the thrown and kneels** Emperor Relena the Huns have crossed our northern border.
Dorothy: Impossible Relena! No one can get through the Great Wall!
Relena: **holds up her hand to shush Dorothy**
Dorothy: **shuts up**
Zechs: Lady Une is leading them now. We'll put guards around your palace immediately.
Relena: No! Send your troops to protect the people and keep PEACE. Dorothy?
Dorothy: Yes great Empress? erm.. Emperor? **nervous laughter**
Jay: **slaps her forehead and mumbles** I though that she looked enough like a man that she could play one without any confusion...
Relena: Uhm... right... well... send out notices to every village that we need to recruit more men!
Zechs: Forgive me Emperor but I believe that my men can stop him.
Relena: No! I won't take any chances... a single grain of rice can tip the scale, and one man may be the difference between victory and defeat,
Jay: Sugoi! That was great guys... except that one mess up... NEXT SCENE!

~End of part 1~