I still don't own GW or Disney's Mulan.
I forgot to mention that "Jay" is me, the director ^_^
WuFei: I'm NOT doing this!
Jay: **sighs** How many times do I have to--
WuFei: This is not right! I AM a man! Why do I have to play a woman
pretending she is a man?!
Jay: **snorts a little** well... you do look the part... heh
WuFei: **growls** I'll show you who--
Milliardo: Just shut up WuFei... I have to play your father **sighs**
WuFei: **glares** was that an insult?!
Milliardo: not at all **grins as he puts WuFei on the bed for his scene
and walks off**
WuFei: **grumbles**
Jay: Alright WuLAN... Action!
WuFei: **shoves the rice into his mouth and then puts down the
chopsticks, and pulls a small paint brush out then starts writing in Chinese on
his arm** quiet...graceful...polite...**groans**delicate...refined... and
punctual.
~Outside on the fence a rooster crows~
WuFei: **picks up his shoe and tosses it out his window at the rooster**
Rooster: **makes an odd noise then falls off the fence**
WuFei: **smiles to himself then realizes something** oh! I'm late!
**sighs that he actually did his lines right then gets and starts kinda jogging
down the hall blowing on his arm to dry the ink** Little Brother! Little Bro--
**trips over the small dog and crashes to the floor** .....grrr.....
**gets up kicks the dog lightly** Get up!
Lil' Bro: **stands up hyper and ready to go, panting and barking**
WuFei: **ties a bag of feed to the dog's tail and tucks a bamboo pole
under his collar. He then attaches a string to the end of the bamboo with
a bone hanging from it**
Lil' Bro: bark bark!
WuFei: **opens the door and points** go!
Lil' Bro: **takes off towards the door but smashes into the frame**
WuFei: -_-`` **looks at the dog**
Lil' Bro: **backs up then runs out the door spreading the feed around the
yard**
~Scene changes to an old shrine with some big tomb stone looking things inside~
Milliardo: **lights a stick of incense then kneels to pray** Honorable
ancestors, please help Wulan to impress the matchmaker today.
Lil Bro: **runs into the shrine and around Milliardo spreading the feed
then runs out**
Chickens: **flock into the shrine and start eating**
Milliardo: **eyebrow twitches**
~scene changes to outside of the shrine, camera watching the door of it~
Milliardo: **tossing chickens out one by one** PLEASE! **toss** PLEASE!
**toss** HELP HER! **toss**
WuFei: **walking up to the shrine dodging flying chickens** since when do
they fly?? **stands up from ducking to be face to face with Milliardo** Ah!
**drops the tray and everything goes flying** O.o``
Milliardo: **catches the tea pot with his cane** Wulan...?
WuFei: I brought a spare **pulls out another cup**
Milliardo: Wulan?
WuFei: **pours him a cup** here you go... **hands the cup to him**
Milliardo: Wulan?!
WuFei: What!?
Milliardo: You should already be in town.
WuFei: **nods** but I want you to try your poison... uhm... I mean tea..
I made it just for you... **innocent grin**
Jay: **looks over the script and up at them** -_-..... **whispers to
Milliardo** don't drink it.
Milliardo: **nods then looks at WuFei** just go on to town now, Wulan.
WuFei: **sighs** alright... **starts walking off** wish me luck...
Milliardo: uh huh... **tosses the tea cup then enters the shrine** I'm
going to pray some more...
Jay: and... CUT! **grins** This isn't turning out half as bad as I
thought... The next scene should be done by tomorrow... until then...
Thank you for reading! Please Review!
Oh... I drew a picture of the movie box... my version heh... Here
