Evil Bird (it's a Falcon but I like Evil Bird): **soaring over the fires and
over the Hun army**
Huns: **riding their horses away from the destruction they created**
Une: **stops her horse and gives the signal for the others to halt**
Huns: **trample on past her, horses out of control**
Une: **smacks forehead**
Jay: **sweat drops** ... Horse Trainer!?
Lea (Horse Trainer): **walks in** I'll fix it... give me a bit though.
Jay: **nods** as long as you can get them to stop and go for the
actors...
Lea: **smiles** don't worry.
~~After the LONG vacation I took from the fic ^_^```~~
Lea: That wasn't MY fault... _``
Jay: Sorry to the readers that it's been so long!!
Lea: That's better... anyway... the horses are trained and ready.
Jay: cool. Thanks. ACTION!
~Same scene as the first plays~
Une: **gives the halt signal**
Horses: **stop**
Une: Thank God... **turns and looks at some of her soldiers and
gives them another signal, this one meaning to go check out some stuff nearby**
Catherine: **hops of her horse and goes off screen with her knives**
Dorothy: **jumps down too and follows Catherine**
Relena: **gets off her horse and follows the others, armed with her
looks**
Jay: Sorry... did I mention... there'll be a bit of Relena bashing in the
fic?
Relena: **mumbles off screen**
Duo & Trowa: **thrown into view of the camera dressed as Imperial
soldiers**
Duo: OW! jeez....
Trowa: ...yeah... **shaking cause he's in another scene with Cathy**
Relena: Imperial scouts.
Duo & Trowa: **turn and look at her then turn back and look at Une**
Une: **dismounts and walks slowly, dramatically, towards them**
Duo: **whispers** I think this might hurt...
Trowa: **nods**
Une: **pulls down the hood of her fake furry animal shirt**
Trowa: Shan Yu...
Duo: duh...
Une: **holds out her arm**
Evil Bird: **lands on her arm**
Une: O.O``` OW!! The claws!! The claws!! **shakes her arm violently**
Duo & Trowa: **laugh**
Jay: **chuckles a little** ok... stop filming for a minute... get her one
of those bird handler glove things...
~~After getting the glove and clipping the Falcon's claws -_-```~~
Jay: Action!
Une: **holds out her arm**
Evil Bird: **lands on her wrist and climbs up to her shoulder
screeching**
Une: **kneels down in front of the soldiers** Nice work gentlemen... You
found the Hun army. **smirks and looks at the millions of Huns**
Duo: Thanks...
Une: **acts like she's gonna slap him**
Duo: I'll be good...
Une: **smiles**
Trowa: The emperor will stop you!
Une: **looks fakely scared** stop me? He invited me. **picks up
Trowa and holds him out by his throat**
Jay: we all know that this probably isn't possible for Lady Une... but oh
well ^_^
Une: By building his wall... he challenged my strength.
Trowa: **gag cough**
Une: Well, I'm here to play his game... **pulls out her sword**
Trowa: O.O sharp things!!! **gag gag gag cough**
Une: **drops him to the ground** GO! **points at Duo with her sword**
Tell your Emperor to send his strongest armies! I'm ready...
Duo: **takes off running**
Trowa: **gets up and follows Duo**
Une: **watches them go** How many men does it take to deliver a message?
Dorothy: **grins** One... ::shoots an arrow as the screen goes black**
Trowa: OW!!! **screams various profanities while the black screen is
on** Weren't they SUPPOSED to be rubber?!
Jay: Key words... supposed to be
Trowa: **grumble**
Jay: Next scene!
~Black screen fades to next scene where Wulan & Kahn are in a forest near
the camp~
Kahn: **chewing on a weed**
WuFei: Ok ok... how about this... **clears his throat and in stupid
sounding deep voice** Excuse me, where do I sign in? Aha... I see you have
a sword. I have one too **taps it with his palm** They're very manly and
tough... **pulls it out acting like he can't handle it and drops it** ... This
is so degrading.... I KNOW how to hold a sword!!
Jay: **sighs** WuFei... YOU do... WULAN doesn't...so .. uhm... shuddap!
WuFei: **grumbles** tell me to shut up.. I'll **mumble mumble** so
back to the STUPID movie then huh...
Kahn: **laughs**
WuFei: **throws his shoe at him** I'm working on it! **walks over to
where the shoe landed and puts it on. Walks over to some bamboo shoots and
moves them a little** Who am I kidding... it's going to take a miracle to get me
into the army.
~Fire from behind shoots up a little~
Duo: Did I hear someone ask for a miracle?!
WuFei: **turns and looks at the shadow of mushu**
Duo: Lemme hear ya say "AAaHHh!"
WuFei: **in a monotone voice** aahh... **quickly hides behind a boulder**
Duo: That's close enough! But... WuFei... put some effort in.. I mean
come on.. you sound WEAK...
WuFei: **eyes go wide then slant** You will die Maxwell...
Duo: Someday... yeah...
WuFei: No no... today...**stands and pulls out sword**
Duo: O.O
Hilde: O.O
Jay: Damn you two! Cut it out!!
WuFei: **sighs and puts his sword away and sits back down into place**
Duo: **smiles** sorry... **clears his throat** Get ready Wulan,
your seventeenth salvation is at hand. For I have been sent by your ancestors...
Hilde: **casting a shadow puppet of Mushu next to him**
Duo: **holds back a smirk and kicks her down lightly** To guide you, to
your master dream! **kneels down to Hilde by a little fire** Now come on... if
you're gonna stay you're gonna work **hands her a leaf to fan the fire and make
smoke**
Hilde: **starts fanning**
Duo: So heed my words! Cause if the army finds out you're a girl!
The penalty is DEATH!
WuFei: **shrugs** Who are you?
Duo: Who am I? Who am I?! I am the guardian of lost souls! I am the
powerful! The pleasurable! The indestructible Mushu! **walks out into sight as
the fire dies down**
WuFei: **looks utterly disappointed**
Duo: heh... I am pretty hot huh?
Kahn: **starts stomping him**
WuFei: **smirks and allows it to continue**
Jay: **glares at WuFei**
WuFei: **sighs and pulls the horse away**
Duo: **looks all deformed now but shakes it off, coughing**
WuFei: Uhm... my ancestors sent a little lizard to help me? **pokes him**
Duo: **knocks his hand away** hey... Dragon... DRAGON. Not lizard,
I don't do that tongue thing... **does the tongue thing**
WuFei: but you're... uhm..
Duo: Intimidating? Awe inspiring?
WuFei: Annoying...
Duo: **sighs**
WuFei: Tiny... in more ways than one **smirks**
Duo: **wonders what he's smirking about** Of course! I'm travel
size for your convenience. If I was my real size... your cow here would
die of fright. **pets the horse's head**
Kahn: **bites at him**
Duo: Down Bessie...**sits on WuFei's shoulder** My powers are beyond your
mortal imagination. For instance, my eyes can see straight through your
armor.
WuFei: **eye twitches and he slaps him**
Duo: **falls to the ground**
Hilde: **helps him up**
Duo: Alright! That's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! **looks
at Hilde** Cri-Kee, make a note of this!
Hilde: **grabs a leaf and stick and acts like she's taking dictation**
Duo: Dishonor on You! Dishonor on your cow! Di--!
WuFei: **grabs him and holds his hand over his mouth**
Duo: ew... now where has that been....
WuFei: Ok ok... I'm sorry... I'm just nervous. I've never done this
before.
Duo: Then you're going to have to trust me. And don't you slap me
no more! We clear on that?
WuFei: **sighs and nods**
Duo: Alright then...Let's get this show on the road! Cri-Kee get the
bags! Let's move it Heifer! **claps his hands as he walks off screen**
Hilde: **follows**
WuFei & Kahn: **stare oddly**
Jay: **smiles** CUT!
~~end scene~~