A/N: I couldn't help it! This piece crawled out of my brain and lung to my leg until I promised to post it!
Call it a break from all the serious stuff I've been trying to write, this is the firs piece of humor I've ever written.
Kurt and Kitty's letters to each other. I hope you guys like it!
I'm also really sorry if I'm dissing Kitty, normally I like her, but she seemed the most likely to do any of these things. Or write this letter. Plus, I love to write the valley girl talk.
Sorry if Kurt's accent is off. (Always have trouble with those.)
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Dear Kurt,
This is like, an apology for all the totally gross things I said about you. I didn't like mean any of it! I'm also very sorry for eating your slice of pizza on Saturday.
I hope you're not going to go like, totally mad about what I'm gonna like, confess, but Scott like said he'd like, rip up my diary if I didn't! So like, don't get totally mad!
I was like, the one who dyed your costume pink; just to like, see how it looks on you! I'm serious, you have like, 0 sense of fashion! Any way, Jean made me clean it, so like, we're even.
I was the one who challenged Evan into capturing you in the shower on tape, just to see if he's like, totally demented or not! But I got the tape before he sold it to the brotherhood, so like, you should totally thank me!
I told Rogue that you were the one who stole her lipstick, because you're like, totally understanding, and like, I was like, trying it on! (Honestly, have you like, no brains in all that fuzz? Didn't you like wonder why she like, tied you to the basketball net?)
I'm also sorry for calling you like, Blue boy ('cause I like, know that you can't control your color) and like saying I'll like never dance with you like, again. (but like, your fingers are like, weird!!)
I'm sorry I like told Evan that you were gay and like, in love with him. But you like, gotta admit, his face was like, turning like…yours!
I was like, the one who told Toad that you were like, going to like, robe him. I only like, did it so he'd like, leave me alone! (He like, kept like, asking me to like, talk to him!! LOSER!!)
I like, didn't mean to diss your jokes, but like, there's like too much of them!! And like, I'm totally sorry for al the other stuff I did, like, phase into the bathroom while you were naked, and like, trying to like, mess with your like, image inducer!
I'm really sorry for calling you: jerk, blue boy, Mystique's son, German kid, git (I didn't know what that meant!) The Joker, demon, and Rogue's brother (I like, didn't know you felt so strongly about that!)
So like, Kurt, I'm like, totally sorry.
Kitty.
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Kurt's letter back
Dear Kitty.
Thank you for ze conzession, but I zink you should stop writing letterz to me. We live in de same house.
Kurt.
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