Draco Malfoy sat in the stands at the final Quidditch game of the season

                Draco Malfoy sat in the stands at the final Quidditch game of the season. Gryffindor verses Hufflepuff. Naturally, Slytherin would've been out there, if it, err, weren't for his injury. That's it. Injury. Nevertheless, he wasn't rooting for Hufflepuff, and Hell no! Not Gryffindor! What an insult! This wasn't going to suffice as a 'learning experience' or anything. He just wanted to find something else to tease Weasley about. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named knows he's used their poverty, many children, and his new girlfriend, Hermione Granger way too many times.

"GOYLE! About time! Sit down! Sit down! Nott! Get your bum over here! Yes, I know I used to hate you, but we're practically family!" Draco called to his Slytherin- well; 'friends' wasn't the word. Posse, maybe..

Load up on guns and bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over bored and self assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

Yes, this was the life; I'm a fifteen-year-old teenage dirt bag. Oh! That should be the name of a song. Maybe I'll get rich off it. Oh well, at least I'm a hot one. Look at those girls, they're all checking me out! Hell-o Pansy! Draco thought. He had his hands behind his head and was throwing snide and inappropriate words at the players.


Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay



"OH MY GAWD! LOOK AT WEASLEY! I CANT BELIEVE HE MISSED THAT ONE!" Malfoy called.

"Um.. He actually caught it." Crabbe corrected him, which was a no-no. "You must've blinked. You know, that happens to me all the time. Once I was-"

"SHUT UP! Gawd! Yeah, 'and once at band camp'!" Malfoy imitated.

"What? You went to band camp? Ooh! Me too, I played the flute." Nott asked.

"It's a Muggle Movie, gawd!"

"Find a new word!" Goyle yelled. "Like, like, like…"

"Bugger off!"

"Yeah!"

I'm worse at what I do best
and for this gift I feel blessed
our little group has always been
and always will until the end



"WEASLEY CAN'T CATCH! WEASLEY CAN'T CATCH! BAAH! I BET YOU COULDN'T CATCH A QUAFFLE IF IT DANCED THE FOX TROT IN FRONT OF YA!" Malfoy chanted.

"Sod off!" Ron yelled and made a gesture at him.

"Language Weasley." And he followed it up with something very loud that made McGongall kick him out.

Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
yay



"Mr. Malfoy, I'm taking twenty points off Slytherin for assault of the Gryffindor Keeper. And another twenty for disrupting a Quidditch match." She snapped. Leaving him alone with Professor Snape.

"Don't worry," he said frantically. "I'll just take forty points off Potter and we'll be even."


And I forget just why I taste
Oh yeah I guess it makes me smile
I found it hard it's hard to find
Oh well whatever never mind

Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello, how low?
Hello, hello, hello, hello
With the Lights out it's less dangerous
Here we are now entertain us
I feel stupid and contagious
Here we are now entertain us
A mullato an albino
A mosquito my libido
A denial



A/N- Flames will be used in a concert of mine.