The REAL Ending to 'Mariel of Redwall'
WARNING!!! Spoilers ahead!
Gabool laughed insanely 'You silly badger lord, you!' Rawnblade glared at Gabool. He did not like being called silly.
'Eulaliaaa!!!'
The strong badger ran full force at Gabool only to find himself falling into a pitch black pit.
'Click, click, click'
'Arrrrggg!!!!!!!!'
'Hahahahahahaha i hope you like my pet! Maybe you can stay for dinner! Waahahahaha.. oh how i wish i could laugh like The Honorable Rosemary...'
Tarquin burst into song hearing the name of Hon Rosie mentioned.
'Why i'd give up fish,
Just for a dish,
Of Hon Rosie's Love!
Yes a bop diddly and a flop, flop, flop,
I'm over my top!
Thinking about you Rosie!
Oh Rosie!
You're voice is like a cool spring breeze,
And you're eyes are like and icy freeze---'
He was cut off by Mariel who pulled him away from the center of the room.
'O.K you lovesick whalooping rabbit, lets go come on!'
'Aiiiiieeeeeeee!!! Eulaliaaaa!!!!!!!!!!'
Rawnblade swung Gabool's "pet" out of the pit only to find the face of his owner. Gabool screeched like a dibbunette. Rawnblade lifted himself out of the pit and when he was halfway out the beasts in the room heard a sound they had never heard before.
'Brrrrrring....Brrrrrrrrrring...'
Tarquin reached into his pocket and pulled out a small silver object. He pressed a button and began speaking into it.
'The bally old wot wotn' hare here. Right in the middle of battle how may i help you?'
The creatures in the room all turned and stared dumbly at him and what he calls a cellphone. Even Gabool's pet stopped poisining him to stare.
The voice on the other line was cool and sweet.
'Hello gorgeus.'
Tarquin froze, fell over and started twitching.
'W-why hel-lo Hon R-r-rosie!!! O_O'
'Hey how about when you get back to Redwall you an' I get married? Sound fun to you?'
Tarquin's fur looked as if he had been dyed red.
'Alright Rosie be there in a jiffy! hehehehehehhhohohohohohehehe'
Tarquin hopped out of the banquet hall and lept so high he flew over the sea and over the abbey wall into the courtyard.
'Hooooooonnnnnn Rooooooooooosssssiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!'
~
All beasts in the banquet hall fell to the ground anime style. Gabool's pet was killed by the impact of the floor. Gabool turned into a fruitcake because of the poisining.
'Mmmm fruitcake'
'Mouse he's mine!'
As Dandin and Rawnblade argued Mariel walked over and ate 'The Wild'.
'Yummy. I have slain Gabool The Wild!' the screamed it a crazy high pitched voice. 'GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!'
TO BE CONTINUED.......?
WARNING!!! Spoilers ahead!
Gabool laughed insanely 'You silly badger lord, you!' Rawnblade glared at Gabool. He did not like being called silly.
'Eulaliaaa!!!'
The strong badger ran full force at Gabool only to find himself falling into a pitch black pit.
'Click, click, click'
'Arrrrggg!!!!!!!!'
'Hahahahahahaha i hope you like my pet! Maybe you can stay for dinner! Waahahahaha.. oh how i wish i could laugh like The Honorable Rosemary...'
Tarquin burst into song hearing the name of Hon Rosie mentioned.
'Why i'd give up fish,
Just for a dish,
Of Hon Rosie's Love!
Yes a bop diddly and a flop, flop, flop,
I'm over my top!
Thinking about you Rosie!
Oh Rosie!
You're voice is like a cool spring breeze,
And you're eyes are like and icy freeze---'
He was cut off by Mariel who pulled him away from the center of the room.
'O.K you lovesick whalooping rabbit, lets go come on!'
'Aiiiiieeeeeeee!!! Eulaliaaaa!!!!!!!!!!'
Rawnblade swung Gabool's "pet" out of the pit only to find the face of his owner. Gabool screeched like a dibbunette. Rawnblade lifted himself out of the pit and when he was halfway out the beasts in the room heard a sound they had never heard before.
'Brrrrrring....Brrrrrrrrrring...'
Tarquin reached into his pocket and pulled out a small silver object. He pressed a button and began speaking into it.
'The bally old wot wotn' hare here. Right in the middle of battle how may i help you?'
The creatures in the room all turned and stared dumbly at him and what he calls a cellphone. Even Gabool's pet stopped poisining him to stare.
The voice on the other line was cool and sweet.
'Hello gorgeus.'
Tarquin froze, fell over and started twitching.
'W-why hel-lo Hon R-r-rosie!!! O_O'
'Hey how about when you get back to Redwall you an' I get married? Sound fun to you?'
Tarquin's fur looked as if he had been dyed red.
'Alright Rosie be there in a jiffy! hehehehehehhhohohohohohehehe'
Tarquin hopped out of the banquet hall and lept so high he flew over the sea and over the abbey wall into the courtyard.
'Hooooooonnnnnn Rooooooooooosssssiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!!!!!!!!!'
~
All beasts in the banquet hall fell to the ground anime style. Gabool's pet was killed by the impact of the floor. Gabool turned into a fruitcake because of the poisining.
'Mmmm fruitcake'
'Mouse he's mine!'
As Dandin and Rawnblade argued Mariel walked over and ate 'The Wild'.
'Yummy. I have slain Gabool The Wild!' the screamed it a crazy high pitched voice. 'GAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOO-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!'
TO BE CONTINUED.......?