FF8 goes to McDonalds
Disclaimer:I do not own any part of FF8!

The party lands the Ragnarok in McDonalds.

Squall:Allright people. Choose what you want now because once we get inside we aren't choosing.

Zell: I wonder is they have hotdogs?

Irvine: Don't make me blow your head off. I gotta gun and I ain'y afraid to use it.

Selphie: Calm down everyone.

Rinoa: I'll have a BigMac.

Seifer: Chicken-Wuss,if you say "hotdogs 1 more time I'll chop off your hands and legs

Ellone: Hmm... I'll have...
(Ellone accedentaly sends everyone to the past,then yanks them back.)

Squall: Well everyone. Lets go in. We don't know what we'll find so have your weapons out.

(they walk in.)

Cashier: Welcome to McDonalds. May I take your order?

Zell: You got any hotdogs?

Seifer: C'mere Zell,I wanna show you something.
(Zell follows Seifer out to the parking lot.

Seifer: Heh heh.
(Seifer sneaks up behind Zell and chops off his arms and legs.)

Seifer:Thats taken care of.

Squall:I'll have a Mcfish sandwich.

Rinoa:Bigmac,Bigmac,Bigmac
(Squall smacks her across the face)

Seifer:Quater Pounder with cheese.

Ellone:Hmm...
(Ellone sends everybody in the place into the past again and yanks em back)
Everyone:You gotta stop doing that!

Squall: SLEEP!!!!
(Ellone hits the floor with a "Thud")

Selphie:Um.. A Happy Meal!

Irvine:Double cheeseburger
(They get their food and walk to a table)

(Everyone stares at their food without eating it.)

Everyone:FIRAGA!
(The food is charbroiled.)

All:Hey wheres our food?

Squall:I'll go get our Gil back.

(Squall goes up to the managers office,kicks the door in and holds him hostage)

Squall:GIVE US OUR GIL BACK OR I'LL CHOP YOUR FREAKIN HEAD OFF!

Author's Note: I'll have chapter 2 up in a couple of days.Flames are welcome. email me at ultimateomega@mindspring.com Thanks!