Cinderduo
Once
upon a colony, there lived a young, creepily charming and perpetually hungry
boy by the name of Cinderduo. He led a primarily happy life… except for the
fact that everyone mistook him for a girl due to his incredibly long hair and
feminine appearance, the fact that he lost his father, Professor G, when he was
younger and that he lives with his stepmother Relena and her daughters/lackeys.
Naturally, he wasn't happy about this but he couldn't run away because he promised
his father that he wouldn't. So he stayed with his 'family'.
But
Relena was not a nice woman. She was uptight, strict, bitchy and envious of
Cinderduo's beauty, which was something she and her daughters did not have. So
she hated him with a passion and turned him into their servant. But still
Cinderduo didn't complain, and he would always have a smile on his face and
tried to act kindly to everyone, including Relena…
Chapter
1
"Cinderduo! Cinderduo,
get your ass in here!" screamed the fuming stepmother Relena from her
comfortable spot on the bed, complete with silk sheets and gold-plated posts.
After a few moments came in Cinderduo, wearing a black t-shirt and pants and an
apron with little grim reapers tied around his waist. He stopped in front of
Relena, head down and breathing heavily.
"Hai, Relena-san?"
"Its Relena-SAMA to you,
turd. Now, where the hell is my food? I'm not getting any younger here, you
know!"
Duo turned his head and
smirked, "For once, something we agree on…"
"What was that?"
"Eh… nothing,
Relena-SAMA!" he said in a mock voice, "I'll bring it you right away!" and he
sprinted out of the room before she could say anything. Relena's face went red
with anger as she reached for a cigarette and lit it. "That brat will be the
death of me." In the distance, the sweet sound of anti-Relena fans could be
heard cheering.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Meanwhile, in the other
side of the colony, Prince Heero (who didn't see that coming a mile away?)
walked through the palace, his usual Death Glare® in place. He'd always hated
being a prince, mainly because he had to talk to other people, but ever since
his parents started pressuring him into getting married and being successor to
the throne and all that crap, he started hating it even more. And that made him
even less amusing to talk to. Well, more than usual. Heero wasn't the social
type.
And everyone in the
palace always had smiles on their faces and were in a cheerful mood, which made
him want to lay down on a street and wait for a car to pass. Still, he didn't
want to upset his mother, who already had a slight personality problem
(now that's an understatement). He made his way through the ridiculously
difficult hallways, which would've taken any normal person at least a week to
figure out, and entered the large throne room, where his father, King J and his
mother, Queen Une (strange, ne?) were sitting. Une immediately stood up and
looked crossly at Heero.
"Heero! Where have you
been?" she screamed at the young boy worriedly.
"Out."
"Doing what?"
"Stuff."
"Why?"
"Because."
"Are you going to say
anything with more than one syllable?"
Heero thought for a
second. "Iie."
The Queen sighed and
plopped on the throne and started to rub her temples in frustration. She looked
towards her husband for some help only to find him fixing his mechanical arm.
She put her hands to her head and sighed again. 'What did I do to deserve this,
God? I already told you, that school bus of Rommefeller students going over the
cliff was not my fault!' she thought. Then she looked up to find her son
gone again.
"Damn it! Pagan!" she
screamed. An old man in a butler's suit appeared. "What is it, your Majesty?"
"Pagan, I want you to contact every eligible maiden in the colony. I have an
idea," she said to him as she put on her glasses and smiled evilly.
"Hai." He said and
instantly walked out. 'Geez, that woman is crazy'.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Cinderduo made his way
through the crowded street, an angry look on his face. Every time he bumped
into someone, they would say 'Gomen, miss' and three guys and one girl had
already tried to him on him. They were currently residing in the local hospital
for major injuries. He looked madly in all directions for the electronics store
to buy a new VRC and some blank tapes. Relena wanted him to tape the new season
of Survivor for her while she went to her 'How to make you beautiful AND
snotty' package deal down at Loréal.
"Kuso… where is it?
Where I- oof! Oi, what where you're going, buddy!"
"Oh, sorry miss."
"Grrr…."
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Whoo! First part done!
I'm actually having a blast writing this ficcie, so I hope you're liking it as
much as I do! When is the next part coming?… Sore wa himitsu desu! ^_^
