Disclaimer: Yaoi, major Relena bashing, lots of cursing, weird
pairings and a plot… somewhere. Also Heero and Duo are a little OCC in one
part.
Authors Notes: Aaaah,
arigatou to all who reviewed my little ficcie! I'm so happy ^_^ Anyway I have almost finished writing the whole thing but since I'm going on a trip to the US on thursday I dont know if I could post the rest. I'll try to find some way to do it. Anywhooo, I hope you enjoy the fic and please dont forget to REVIEW!!!
fic!
Chatper
2
Heero pointed his gun
at the frightened store clerk, while everyone else watched in fear. He looked
sternly at the man, who was this close to peeing himself from the emotional
dilemma he was facing.
"Now, I'll ask you
again" the boy said softly, "how much is the chip?" The man gulped and
stammered a bit.
"I-I-Its 450, sir."
Heero fired a shot at the ceiling and then aimed back at the man.
"How much?"
"Its free, sir! A
special price, just for you!" he said quickly putting the chip in a bag and
handing it to Heero. He put away the gun god knows where, grabbed the bag and
walked out, bumping into someone as me made his way into the crowd. The other
person cursed.
'Man, this just isn't
my day' he thought as he picked himself up and faced the foe. "Baka! Why don't
you watch where you're... whoa..." Cinderduo was left speechless, a miracle in
its own right, as he locked eyes with the equally speechless prince.
(*YAOI WARNING IN
EFFECT!*)
For a moment it seemed
as if time itself had stopped and only the two of them existed. They looked at
each other, eyes sparkling and drool practically flowing down their mouths,
their hearts beating faster and faster and… well, you get the idea. The prince
snapped out of it first, and tried futilely to regain back his dignity.
"Err.… gomen nasai."
Cinderduo blinked a few
times, and then looked around, remembering where he was. "Oh uh… no problem."
He started to walk past
Heero when he reached into his pocket and…
"Who the hell stole my
money?!?" he screamed. He looked around in panic for his now long gone money.
"Well, this is just great! Its bad enough I have to use my OWN money to buy
stuff for that bitch, and now its gone!" he yelled as everyone stared at him
and then proceeded to say every curse in the book.. "Okaasan! Okaasan!" one kid
said as he looked at his mother, "What does @^#!@&@$%$! Mean?" The woman
fainted.
Cinderduo stopped himself and took a small
breath, prepared to start again, when someone tapped his shoulder.
"Uh… I could buy what
you need if you want." came from the mouth of the blue-eyes stranger.
His blue violet eyes
lit up. "Honto?"
"Yeah, its no problem."
Said the smug prince and he whipped out a Gold card from Spandexspace (never
leave home without it!) with a tiny picture of himself on it, which he subtlety
covered up as not to give out his true identity. They go inside, buy the stuff
and give the already traumatized clerk a heart attack.
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Cinderduo stopped
facing his front door with his purchase, mentally debating over what he should
do. Behind him stood a very confused Heero. He turned and faced Heero, blushing
slightly. They stared at each other. And started. And just for a change of pace
they stared some more. From the window above them watched Relena, and,
surprisingly, she wasn't screaming at Cinderduo. She was occupied with another
thing…
'Oh my god, what an
incredibly gorgeous man! Looks like that brat is good for something
after all' she thought. Her two stepdaughters, lets name them
Daughter/Lackey and Daughter/Lackey 2
(DL for short) peered through the window, curious as to what had grabbed hold
of their mother's attention.
"Ooohh…. he's cute"
they said, oblivious to the large puddle of drool that was forming beneath
their mother's mouth. The evil woman smiled (Oh, the horror) and in the blink
of an eye she showered, dressed and was on the front steps beside the two
bishounen wearing an excessive amount of make up and something so sluttish that
even Britney Spears wouldn't dare wear.
Unfortunately the two
of them didn't notice her. They were both too occupied thinking of what
positions to use when they- um, never mind. Just as she was about to scream in
frustration, a gold carriage came out of nowhere and stopped in front of the
house. A Chinese boy in a white and gold suit with matching shoes and katana
made his way out, cursing every step of the way.
"… to think that I have
to be Yuy's servant! Injustice! That crazy author woman will pay…"
What was that, Wuffie?
Anyway, he walked hurriedly up to the three and pulled out a scroll (in gold,
of course) and began reading:
"Ahem! Important news
from her Highness, Queen Une! There shall be a ball this evening and every
eligible onna-er, maiden in the kingdom is invited. It will start at 7 sharp.
And please be sure to have your Visa's or Mastercard's ready at the
Check-in-to-see-how-much-money-your-family-has-and-then-we'll-decide-if-you-can-marry-our-son
booth. That is all."
He almost turned to
leave when he saw a familiar face. "Heero Ouji? What are you doing here? We
are all so worried!" he said, sarcasm dripping from his lips, "your mom,
QUEEN Une, has been looking for you all day!"
"Gee, thanks a lot,
Wufei…"
Relena gasped and posed
in a very overly dramatic way. "H-Heero Ouji! I didn't even notice you! Gomen
nasai!" she said and bowed respectively. Cinderduo, on the other hand, was too
shocked to even talk (who, two times already. And in the same chapter! Now,
that's some kind of record).
"Bow down, baka!"
Relena yelled, yanking him down. Heero blinked and looked at the pale
faced boy.
"Uh…"
"Come on, Heero Ouji"
Wufei said as he grabbed him by the collar and dragged him to the carriage, "we
better go soon or else that crazy onna you have for a mother will eat me
alive…"
The story is stopped
abruptly as a man in a navy blue suit with thick black glasses appears over a
white background. "At this time we would like to point out that we, Sotsu
Agency and the executives behind Gundam Wing are in no way favor of
cannibalism. As for the author… well, that's another story."
Hey!
"Err... we know take
you back to your regularly scheduled programming." And just as fast as he
appeared, he left, showing a very confused Cinderduo looking dazed as the gold
carriage sped off. Relena then whacked him upside the head.
"Come on! You still
have to set that VCR before Survivor starts!" she said as she entered the house
and shut the door behind her.
"O...O... Ouji?!?!?!?"
*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
Well, that's it for part 2! Part 3 coming soon!