Wedding
Suds CHAPTER 3
Here
we are! Another chapter of.. wedding suds! I finally thought of new stuff! Here
ya go! (Note: "Wufie-chan" is a name
Trowa makes fun of Wufei with, or at least in my fanfiction it is)
Shampoo got up in the middle of the night to go to the
bathroom. The house was very quiet, shampoo's feet scuffling against the floor
was the only noise to be heard. As she opened the door to the bathroom someone
grabbed her from behind and covered her mouth. She tried to break free but they
brought her into the bathroom and turned on the light… TROWA! "If I let go of
your mouth do you promise not to scream?" Trowa whispered. Shampoo nodded, and
Trowa removed his hand. " PERV.." Shampoo began to yell but Trowa covered her
mouth again. "Listen Shampy girl, you gotta marry me! We can jump into heavy
arms and lose this 'marry Wufei' thing!" he whispered, "What do you think?" he asked. Shampoo looked very bored, tired,
and like she was about to explode ( hey.. when a woman's gotta go, a woman's
REALLY gotta go!!). " Well I think it sucks." Said Wufei! Shampoo was extremely
happy Wufei was now here to save her from weird-o Trowa. "realllllyyy,
wufie-chan?" Trowa said slyly. " eh.. shut up!" said Wufei as he punched Trowa
in the face, which made Trowa fall down unconscious, and shampoo was free!
Wufei picked up Trowa and locked him in the linen closet. " Trust me woman
we'll be married before dim bulb here can find his way out of the closet." With
that Wufei picked Shampoo up and started walking back to the room kasumi let
them use when shampoo said, " Wufei-chan, shampoo need to pee!!" said shampoo,
whom looked like she really was going to explode! "oh okay here, I'll wait for
you." Said Wufei as he set Shampoo down and watched her scuttle to the bathroom
again.
The next morning…
"hmm.. the linen closet door is locked, I wonder why.
Ranma!" called Kasumi as she was cleaning the house and making the beds. " Yeah kasumi? What is it?" Ranma said
as he wiped his eyes and came out of his room. "I can't seem to open the door."
Kasumi said with a sigh. " No problem!" Ranma said as he began to pull at the
doorknob, but it wouldn't open. Ranma then kicked the door and it broke. Ranma
walked off. "Oh my.. not what I had in mind." Said kasumi as she looked in the
closet. Out popped Trowa making kasumi gasp. " Oh-ho-ho, those squirrelly
people think they can do that to me? Well I'll show them what this little bunny
rabbit can do!" said Trowa as he ran off and into a room…Nabiki's room…!!!
Meanwhile…
" Wufei-chan and shampoo need plan wedding, yes?" shampoo
asked as she poured tea and sat down. " I don't know woman, you choose!" said
Wufei as he sipped his tea. Shampoo took out some papers from a folder that was
on the table. " Is good?" shampoo asked, looking proud of the work she had
done. Wufei looked pleased with what he saw. " Is verrryyy good." Wufei said
softly as he moved closer to shampoo and kissed her gently. A little clicking noise echoed through the
house.. it got silent.. very silent… too silent! " Wufei-chan.. What this
noise?" Shampoo asked as she looked around. Wufei got up and went outside to the porch, where Mr. Saotome (as a
panda none the less) was sitting , with a mail package next to him, and he was
chewing on some bamboo. Wufei just stared at him until Mr. Saotome brought out
a sign that read " Don't blame me, I'm a panda, I have urges." Shampoo then
came out and stared at Mr. Saotome then poked him. " Big Panda Fluff!!" She
went and cuddled with him not knowing who he really was.
Meanwhile, the rest of the gundam
pilots where kind of busy. Quatre was with Kasumi showing her different ways to
use fish cakes in a dish. Duo was with Kodachi, probably being beaten to a
bloody pulp. Or something else.. Heero was with Ukyou, she was showing him her
garden. We have no idea where Trowa has gone. And Nabiki went out. Which brings
us to Akane and Ranma, in the practice hall. " Come on! You won't spar because
you know I'll win!!" said Akane " That's not it, I can't face a girl!! I am a
guy-" Ranma sighed. Akane held up a bucket of water. " OR AS A GIRL!! I WON'T
SPAR EITHER WAY!!" he yelled desperately. " I am so not gonna talk to you
anymore!" Akane sat down where she was,
a foot or two from the door. Ranma sighed as he leaned against it. " Ranma!
Akane! Come try this dish I learned to make!!" Yelled kasumi as the door flew
open. Ranma, of guard, went flying, right onto Akane. The two slide across the
room until the hit something, tha something was the bucket of cold water.. and
Ranma's head was stuck in it, now a girl. But still holding onto Akane. " Oh
my.." Said Kasumi.
Ok!! I have plenty of idea's for this fanfic,
and a new one for Quest to find the magical girls will be out soon!! I
promise!! Hope you enjoyed!! Bye!