As you can probably tell by now, my life isn't as normal as I'd hoped for. But sometimes 'normal' isn't fun. (Thank my One for that statement.) Yes, Nokoru has taught me that sometimes, people just need to be a little...eccentric.
Last week he-

"Suoh!"
I stopped my steady walking along the outside stone pathway and turned to the sound of Nokoru's voice. He ran up and grabbed my arm, towing me in his direction. "Come with me!"
"K-Kaichou...!" I protest, confused at what the hell he was doing. But nonetheless, I let him tow me along. He glanced back over his shoulder at me and gave me this grin, and I knew he had something up his sleeve.
We rounded the corner of the student council building, and I stopped. There, in front of me, was a very...large...ski boat.
"So," Nokoru cut in as I walked towards it, drawn by the power of confusion, "What do you think?"
"I think...it's a boat."
He laughed, and I walked down the side of the boat as if it were an enemy. Now why in the world would he-
"TAKAMURA-SENPAI, LOOK!"
"EYAAAAAAAA!!!" I stumbled backwards as Ijyuin popped up from the middle of the boat, scaring the living shit out of me. He's the only one that I know of besides the rest of my clan that can catch me so off-guard. He's a professional thief, skilled in similar ways that I am, and has the ability to sneak up on people just as I do.
When my heart started to beat again and I knew I was going to live, I gave Ijyuin a subtle glare as he held up a blue and green colored ski.
"Kaichou got my favorite colors!"
Nokoru grinned, and I nodded absently while I tried to word my next sentence very carefully. I was planning on something along the lines of 'Kaichou...I know you have a lot of money and it's your choice to buy what you want, but isn't this going a bit overboard?'
But all that came out was a pleading "Why...?"
All hail my communication skills.
Nokoru shrugged and then started playing with the edges of his fan in thought. "Well, I thought we could all go skiing today. You're good at skiing, right, Suoh?"
"Well, yes, but..."
"And I'm done with the council work up to this point-"
"Wait-wait-wait!" I cut in quickly, "Say that again?"
"I'm done with the council work-"
I still didn't believe him. I turned to Ijyuin, whom I know wouldn't lie to me. But he nodded, and I could have shouted in happiness.
"So will we go?" Nokoru asked eagerly. Both he and Ijyuin leaned forward and gave me cute angelic looks. I sighed and gave in.
"Great!" Our Kaichou exclaimed, putting away his fan and pulling out a list from his pocket. "Then after that, we can go sky-diving..."
I froze. "Kaichou..."
"And then sailing!" Akira added in.
"But-"
"How about bungee jumping?"
I needed a vacation.
"Or rock climbing!"
Vacation!
"Uh, you guys-"
"Snowboarding!"
VACATION!!!!!
"GUYS?!"
"How does diving in the ocean sound?"
"There's SHARKS over there-"
"Sounds like fun, Kaichou!"
"IJYUIN, DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!"

Rich people aren't crazy. They're eccentric. My One has proven that.