Continuing on, let me re-state the following:

My life isn't what I expected.
Kaichou is completely insane, and never ever EVER let him near my mother.
I desperately need a vacation.
Like...NOW.
Anyone seen my passport?

Okay, now that I've said that, I can start again.



Another thing that happened was

"What are you writing, Suoh?"

(Hark, my One speaks.)

"Just some things."

"Abooouuuut...?"

"Stuff."

"...Oh! You remember that incident!!!"

"Well...who could forget...?"

"Your life isn't what you expected, eh Suoh?"

"Not really, no. Now could you please stop rea

"I. Am. Not. Eccentric!"

"Are not!"

"ARE TOO!"

"ARE N

(Trying to-pull keyboard-away from-K

OT!"

"It's my opinion, Kaichou, and you know it's true-"

"YOU TITLED A CHAPTER 'THE INCARNITE OF EVEL KINEVAL'!??!?! AND WHO MIGHT THAT BE?!"

"Guess!"

"Bungee-jumping is NOT dangerous!!!"

(MUST-GET-KEYBOARD--)

"NOR IS SKY DIVING!!"

"If you say so."

"I KNOW so...hey...let me write a chapter really quick!"

"ABOUT WHAT?!"

"STUFF."

"Gyaaaaaaa...!! Kaichou!---stop laughing--"

"So may I?"

"May you what?"

"Write a chapter."

"Oh I guess so, but I get to read it as soon as you're done."

"Fine."

"And I get to add in my comments."

"No."

"You're adding to mine!!!!!"

"You didn't even start this chapter yet!"

"I WAS ABOUT TO!"

"JUST GIVE ME THE KEYB

NO ITS MINE

GIVE IT

NOOOOO1DNFJFKJEWJOIAEHGEAOWUGHOWEUGH!OIU#)*(%&* #(^%(*^(UT

"Um...while Takamura Senpai and Kaichou are busy fighting for possession of the other keyboard, I'll use this one to write a story of my own! Once there was a boy named Akira, and he had no sisters or brothers, just his mothers----OH GOD, Kaichou just flung the keyboard out the window!!! AGGHHH, TAKAMURA-SENPAI THREW KAICHOU---!!!"