TOM
TOM

By Imp (With the assistance of A small Bomb)

Chapter 2

Note: Back with the second chapter here – and can you believe I only got one review on the last? Of course I must thank Sida for reviewing. Still, she was the only one to do it.

But now to business: Tom will soon be faced with Hogwarts and the imminent Sorting Ceremony, along with other problems…

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At the front of the small convoy of boats, rowing themselves across the lake, the pale man was muttering exasperatedly to himself and leaning unconsciously forward, willing the convoy to speed its pace and rid him of his obnoxious burden of new students.

"At last… Never thought I'd get them in these things… I haven't had so much trouble since the squid tried to eat a student's cloak!"

Near the back in a small, tired, dingy looking bark, Tom huddled, wondering miserably why his first day had to be so unhappy and trying to ignore the two others in his unsteady floating object, as he fittingly called the boat. What a mess! It would have been so much easier to swim…

"Hey you! Back there!" Someone called from the nearest boat.

Tom raised his head slightly and again saw Devin's blond hair, now shining in the moonlight.

"What?" He said, wondering whether Devin remembered him from the station, or from his misadventure in the lake.

"Tom Parkington, right?"

"Yes." Tom responded unhappily as he observed the two boats had drifted closer.

"You like to make trouble, Parkington?"

"Oh, yes!" Tom said, brightening. "I'm extremely good and making things explode."

The other students' talk had slowly died down, and most of them were now listening to Devin and Tom's quiet converse.

"We could play some good tricks on those bloody mudbloods, don't you think?" Devin inquired.

Tom did not reply at first; had Devin actually said mudblood? Well, this certainly was going to be different from London. He began to respond, but he was rudely cut off by the small, pale man who had just been informed of Devin's "questionable language".

"Mr. Avery! Did I hear correctly? Mudbloods, boy?" The man cried.

Tom ducked down to avoid trouble as he watched Devin receive a lecture on prejudice; he noticed distantly that his acquaintance was purposefully looking bored and superior, absently dipping his hand into the water as the man droned on about the equality of muggle-born witches and wizards to that of the purebloods.

"Oh, Tom!" Angelica's voice made Tom jump and tip the boat dangerously before he could pretend that he was not there.

"Tom! You weren't talking to that nasty slytherin, were you?" Angelica yelled from another boat, almost four meters away

"Yes I was talking to him!" Tom cried, annoyance clear in his tone. "And he hasn't even be sorted, so you can't know if he's a slytherin!"

"Young lady! I've just been explaining prejudice to Mr. Avery, do I have to lecture you all?" The man cried.

"Oh, I'm sorry, sir…" Angelica purred, putting on her most winning smile.

"Yes, I'm sure…" The man said absently as the boats glided close to the castle and into a small harbor like dent in the stone around the it; a door stood open in the rock face of the lower part of the school, and a young woman stood there, her hands on her hips.

"Gladden! You are ten minutes late! The whole school is waiting to eat supper and you're out here chatting with the first years!" She snapped, her whole body straight as a pin.

"I'm sorry, professor," The man gasped as he sprang out of the boat and tried unsuccessfully to coax the students to do the same. "But, we had a bit of an interruption and – come out, Miss! – and someone…ah, fell in – please, Miss Talents, just stand up – and you see, I was actually late… Mr. Avery! If you can't help, at least don't make this harder!"

The woman exhaled angrily and began to get the students out of the boats herself, ignoring Gladden's excuses.

"You should have been the caretaker!" She muttered.

"Yes! Th-that's what I say!" Gladden gasped, finally just pulling the students one by one out of their boats and shoving them toward the Entrance.

"I hate boats! I told you!" Tom cried as the woman pulled his soggy bark toward her and helped the other two students out before squinting at him and asking, "What happened to you?"

"I told you, I hate boats!" He cried again, before springing out himself and coming dangerously close to slipping into the water again.

"Into a queue, please children, a straight line here and follow me!" The woman called, gesturing for them to follow and glancing toward Tom, her brow furrowed in slight confusion.

Tom stumbled in behind the girl he had spoken to on the platform, with Angelica behind him and Devin behind her and Sabrina in last; Devin was warding off Sabrina's shoves and pushes as best he could and Angelica was yelling that it wasn't fair that she was stuck between him and Tom without her friend.

"Please, quiet down. Stop shoving and pushing and follow!" The woman cried.

"Easy for her to say…" Devin muttered, stomping down hard and Sabrina's toe.

"He stepped on my foot!" Sabrina yelled. "He meant to! He stomped on my foot!"

"Of course I bloody well meant to!" Devin responded, glaring angrily at Angelica's back as he ducked a swipe Sabrina meant for his head.

Tom plugged his ears and started to think again about the prospect of being sorted into Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff; he didn't much mind the idea of either Slytherin or Gryffindor, but he didn't think he could bear being stuck with the loyal, quiet Hufflepuff's or the studious Ravenclaws. The Slytherins and Gryffindors definitely had more fun, he thought to himself.

Tom soon found though that keeping his ears plugged was not the wisest course of action, as he ran into a wall without hearing the professor's warning and fell backwards on top of Angelica.

"What's wrong with you?" Angelica cried, shoving him back at the wall before thinking better of it and pulling him back.

"With me?" Tom muttered. "Nothing wrong with me." He rubbed his nose ruefully and noticed that they were all in a small room and that the professor had vanished. "Where are we?" He asked suddenly.

"Oh, I suppose your ears weren't the only things shut! Are you blind?" Angelica said peevishly, turning her back on him and, shoving Devin aside, going to find Sabrina.

"Oh, nice girlfriend," The angry looking boy who had commented continuously on the squid and its eating habits during the boat ride yelled from across the room.

"Girlfriend, where?" Tom said, looking around anxiously.

"Everyone, come now, we're going to the Sorting! Please, follow me!" The woman had reappeared and was now trying unsuccessfully to get all of the new students to follow.

"But, what if I'm sorted into, n-nasty Slytherin!" A small, toe-headed girl wailed.

"Shut yer trap and don't insult the slytherins!" Another student snapped.

"You don't have to worry, " Devin interjected. "No one would ever dare insult Salazar Slytherin's memory by placing you in his house."

The small girl began to cry and Tom felt a bit sorry for her, in a distant sort of way.

The turmoil in the small room only became worse as each and every one of the students weighed in on the argument, each taking the side of either the girl, or her attackers and yelling at the top of their lungs all manner of insults. Tom prudently stepped aside, but instead of being wise and staying completely out of the conflict, he took a small round object from his pocket and, wending his way through the angry mob, set it in the centre of the room and touched it with his wand. There was an odd fizzling sound and Tom dove to the side, dragging Devin with him before a loud boom shook the room and a myriad of sparks flew into the air, making the oddest whistling sound, followed by a series of small explosions that sent the other students into a panicked frenzy.

Tom crouched in the corner, laughing so hard he could hardly move; Devin slowly stood and surveyed the mayhem before ducking down and inquiring intensely, "What did you do?"

But Tom was laughing too hard to answer, so Devin only congratulated him soundly and slipped away to find out how Angelica and her companion were faring in the crazed mob of angry and panicked students.

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Twenty minutes later, the woman had finally quieted everybody, and was attempting in vain to find out what had happened and who had done it: no one knew. Completely unable to discover the exact problem, or even the exact thing or person that had caused it, she gave up and decided just to take the students to the Great Hall and be done with them. This time, they followed her meekly, all looking a bit worse for their experiences in the melee; Tom and Devin ended up in the back of the queue. Tom had purposefully gone to the back so as not to be noticed if he suddenly burst into a fit of laughter, and Devin had ended up there to avoid Sabrina and Angelica, who were convinced that he was the one who had blown whatever it was up.

"Parkington, how did you do that?" Devin asked again, his eyes alight with interest.

Tom, trying not to laugh, began to explain, "You see, I've got all these fireworks and explosives that I've fiddled with and turned harmless," he gasped and tried to make another fit of laughter look like a coughing fit. "And I've made some things that do the strangest things – I brought that last thing in my pocket, in case I needed it you know, and I couldn't help using it! Did you see those sparks? All rainbow coloured!" Tom looked absolutely contented as thought back on his explosion. "Wasn't it great?"

"It was perfect! You should have seen that mudblood's face when your thing exploded! She looked like she was going to faint!" Devin smiled slightly and then turned back toward the boy ahead of him, trying to see over the other's head.

The first years were suddenly dazzled by the bright light from the Great Hall, and there were numerous sighs and a few startled cries at the brilliance of the place and the grand scale of its size. Tom walked with his head back, looking at the ceiling that seemed to be the sky and no ceiling at all; Devin appeared to be the only one that looked about calmly. An old hat, with patches and small tears dotting its grey-black surface sat on a small stool at the end of the Staff table, all eyes seemed to be fixed on it as the bedraggled line of first years lined up and the professor took out a scroll and began reading names.

"Anders, Laura." She called, and the small girl who had been afraid she would end up in Slytherin timidly stepped forward, and at a sign from the woman, she took the hat and set it atop her head. It cried out immediately, to the amazement of Tom and his fellows, "Ravenclaw!" The girl sprang up and ran to the Ravenclaw table, where her new classmates were obviously congratulating her.

"Avery, Devin!" The woman cried.

Devin strode up to the stool and put the hat on his head quietly, sitting on the stool and staying motionless; Tom watched quietly, wondering if the Hat could put his acquaintance anywhere but Slytherin. A few more moments passed, and the Hat cried loudly, "Slytherin!"

Devin rose and walked to the Slytherin table, smiling in a way that quite confused Tom.

"Damon, Laurence!"

Another boy walked to the front and set the hat on his head; he was sent to Gryffindor but Tom didn't much care. He pulled some soggy paper out of his pocket and began folding it into a small paper plane, something he'd learned from his mum; when it was finished, he tapped it lightly with his wand and sent it flying into the hair of the student just called up to the Hat. The girl screamed and pulled the damp paper out of her hair, tearing it and dropping it hurriedly to the floor and hastening her pace to the Hat. Tom thought this was quite a waste of a good plane and he hurriedly pulled more paper out of his pocket. Soon, there were four small planes zooming about above the students, having a feigned dogfight and evading each other's imaginary fire.

The spectators' attentions were gradually drawn away from the Sorting and to Tom's planes, flying high above the tables and assorted wizards and witches; their number had increased by now and everyone's eyes, even the headmaster's, were watching in bemused silence Tom's creations, only the professor holding the scroll was not interesting in the mock aerial display, she was angrily looking for the culprit who had interrupted the already belated ceremony. She called the next first year up ("Farthing, Larisa!") and as soon as the girl had put the Hat on, the professor strode angrily over to an oblivious Tom and tapped his shoulder.

"Mr. Parkington?" She said, in a voice loud enough for all to hear.

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Note2: So, which house will Tom end up in? And will he be end up in the same house as Angelica and Sabrina? Or perhaps with Devin? Please, I want to know what you readers think.

Well, there you have it. Again: criticisms, points, praises, requests, suggestions…?