Title: Welcome, You've got Vampires
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13/R for sexual stuff
Summary: A sequel to "Thank You AOL" for those of you who thought it should become a series
Distribution: Heat. Desire. Most likely....Anyone else just drop me a line
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the conversation in between the characters
Authors Note: Thank you to all the people that encouraged, hinted, and just plain ordered me to make this a series...Are you happy now?!
Bloody_Hell_187= Spike
Chosen_Chick= Buffy
Cryptic_1= Angel
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Instant Message from: Cryptic_1
Cryptic_1: So how is my unruly dolt of a childe?
Bloody_Hell_187: I'm fine...stupid pillock
Cryptic_1: Is that any way to speak to your sire?
Bloody_Hell_187: You mean grandsire don't you pops? :-P
Cryptic_1: *sighs* Why didn't I just kill you, when I had the chance.
Bloody_Hell_187: It's cuz I'm damn sexy :-D
Cryptic_1: Someone lied to you...
Bloody_Hell_187: How did you find me on the net anyway?
Cryptic_1: Profile search...
Bloody_Hell_187: Probably looking for lil' bits to corrupt
Bloody_Hell_187: Pervert!
Cryptic_1: I was looking for information on a demon
Cryptic_1: He is trying to destroy the world through the Internet
Bloody_Hell_187: We took care of that bastard a week ago!
Bloody_Hell_187: The demon girl took care of that bastard
Cryptic_1: Really? Well then I guess talking to you is useless then
Cryptic_1: Like always
Bloody_Hell_187: Sod Off!
Cryptic_1 isn't currently signed on
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WELCOME!
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Chosen_Chick
From: Bloody_Hell_187
Subject: (no subject)
Slayer,
I just had a bit of a chat with my idiot sire...Can you believe that pillock was looking for the demon that demon girl killed a week ago?! I always knew that git was slow but damn! I think he's losing his touch in his old age. I don't even bloody know why I'm telling you this...oh well off to find some good fanfiction. Later Slayer
Spike
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WELCOME!
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Bloody_Hell_187
From: Chosen_Chick
Subject: Pathetic Much?
Spike,
I wouldn't be talking about old age, I mean look whos talking?! And being slow is your forte. God, I get a compter to get away from vampires...to be a normal person for once but no, William the Pathetic is harassing me yet again in a place I thought was safe. But there is one thing I want to ask...What kind of Fanfiction? Is it any good?
Stakes & Crosses,
Buffy
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Instant Message from: Bloody_Hell_187
Bloody_Hell_187: 'Allo luv!
Chosen_Chick: Could my life get any worse?
Bloody_Hell_187: Never say that...
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Instant Message from: Cryptic_1
Cryptic_1: Hello Buffy
Chosen_Chick: Angel?
Chosen_Chick: *bangs her head on the keyboard*
Cryptic_1: What was that for?
Chosen_Chick: Nothing...What's up?
Cryptic_1: Not much, which is amazing. I just wanted to see how you were
Chosen_Chick: How did you know my s/n?
Cryptic_1: Spike gave it to me...
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Instant Message from: Chosen_Chick
Chosen_Chick: I am going to hurt you!
Chosen_Chick: Next time I see you its "hello stake in the ass"!
Bloody_Hell_187: What did I do this time?
Chosen_Chick: You gave my s/n to ANGEL!!!!
Bloody_Hell_187: I thought you'd want him to have it...
Bloody_Hell_187: He is your grand poof after all
Chosen_Chick: He hasn't been my anything for a long time
Chosen_Chick: I hurts even to talk to him online
Bloody_Hell_187: Sorry :-(
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YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO BUDDY CHAT
CHATROOM: VAMPS_R_US
DO YOU ACCEPT?
YES NO
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Cyptic_1: Ok this is new
Cryptic_1: Hi Buffy
Cryptic_1: Hi Spike
Chosen_Chick: Spike, why are we here?
Bloody_Hell_187: Because I'm horny...
Bloody_Hell_187: And You and Peaches would be a great cybershag
Cryptic_1: Spike you're distgusting
Chosen_Chick: I agree with Angel. Do you always think with your dick?
Bloody_Hell_187: If I think with my dick, then put your mouth on my brains...
Cryptic_1: *gags*
Chosen_Chick: LOL Since when do you listen to rap music?
Bloody_Hell_187: Since one of my online buddies introduced me to it
Chosen_Chick: You mean you harass other people besides me?
Cryptic_1: And me?
Bloody_Hell_187: Let's face it, you two are fun
Bloody_Hell_187: But need some real conversation every now and then
Chosen_Chick: Fuck you, Spike
Cryptic_1: *Gives Bloody_Hell_187 the finger*
Bloody_Hell_187: See, I knew you both wanted to shag my sexy ass! LOL
Cryptic_1: Well I have work to do, I'll ttyl
Bloody_Hell_187: Is that what they're call looking at barely legal porn now?
Chosen_Chick: Ewww Angel!
Cryptic_1: I don't look at teen porn!
Cryptic_1: You should be one to talk...Mr. Panty Fetish!
Chosen_Chick: Ewww Spike!
Bloody_Hell_187: I, um, it's....Oh bloody hell
Bloody_Hell_187 has left the chat
Cryptic_1: Goodbye Buffy
Chosen_Chick: Bye Angel
Cryptic_1 has left the chat
Chosen_Chick has left the chat
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Bloody_Hell_187
From: Vampy_Juliet
Subject: How is everything going?
Liam,
Hey you! How is everything? Did you like those Nelly downloads I sent you? Ok those are really lame questions, here is the one I really emailed you to ask...Did you get through to Buffy yet? I mean if that girl can't see your good qualities then I guess that she really is a dumb blonde (No offense...really!) Anyway, We miss you over at OGD! Stop being such a lurker and post once in a while! Your fanfiction is great! I don't understand why you don't write more...Well I gtg so take care of yourself and good luck with Buffy!
Illy
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Chosen_Chick
From: Vampy_Juilet
Subject: Are your nerves ok?
Anne,
How are you? From your email it sound like you're all out of sorts. Is that Spike guy bothering you again? God he sounds like such a pain in the ass. And his friend told you that he had a panty fetish? Um...ok. LOL Well, from what you tell me about all the fighting you guys do it kinda sounds like he likes you. You might wanna look into that a little more...because it sounds like you might like him too! Don't kill me now! I just call em as I see em. Anyway, I am looking forward to kicking your ass at Slingo later so be ready. Have a good one and take care
Illy
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Vampy_Juliet
From: Bloody_Hell_187
Subject: (no subject)
Illy,
'Allo, luv! I'm doing alright. I've had enough embarassing moments to make me red for the rest of my life! I don't really wanna talk about it anymore! I miss you, chits at OGD too...I'll stop lurking soon, I promise. BTW do you know how many times those ladies have told me I look like that James Marsters bloke? Too bloody much! I've been getting enough dirty pictures to start my own bloody porn site! Especially from these girls named: Trish and Barb...They are the most enthusiastic! Maybe I should take them up for a date instead of wasting my time with Buffy. Ok well, one of my co-workers is trying to get a hold of my attention so I better go. Talk to you later, pet and give OGD my love.
Liam
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Vampy_Juliet
From: Chosen_Chick
Subject: OMG No!
Illy,
I. Dont. Like. Spike! He's gross and disgusting...even if he does have killer blue eyes and beautiful cheekbones! OMG I need help! I am not having thoughts about SPIKE! See what you started???! Now I have you to kick your ass at Slingo! NEway, I want to know more about this fanfic group you started to tell me about the other day...Can I join? Anything to get my mind off of Spike is a good thing...See you in the Slingo room.
Anne
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FIN
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13/R for sexual stuff
Summary: A sequel to "Thank You AOL" for those of you who thought it should become a series
Distribution: Heat. Desire. Most likely....Anyone else just drop me a line
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the conversation in between the characters
Authors Note: Thank you to all the people that encouraged, hinted, and just plain ordered me to make this a series...Are you happy now?!
Bloody_Hell_187= Spike
Chosen_Chick= Buffy
Cryptic_1= Angel
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Instant Message from: Cryptic_1
Cryptic_1: So how is my unruly dolt of a childe?
Bloody_Hell_187: I'm fine...stupid pillock
Cryptic_1: Is that any way to speak to your sire?
Bloody_Hell_187: You mean grandsire don't you pops? :-P
Cryptic_1: *sighs* Why didn't I just kill you, when I had the chance.
Bloody_Hell_187: It's cuz I'm damn sexy :-D
Cryptic_1: Someone lied to you...
Bloody_Hell_187: How did you find me on the net anyway?
Cryptic_1: Profile search...
Bloody_Hell_187: Probably looking for lil' bits to corrupt
Bloody_Hell_187: Pervert!
Cryptic_1: I was looking for information on a demon
Cryptic_1: He is trying to destroy the world through the Internet
Bloody_Hell_187: We took care of that bastard a week ago!
Bloody_Hell_187: The demon girl took care of that bastard
Cryptic_1: Really? Well then I guess talking to you is useless then
Cryptic_1: Like always
Bloody_Hell_187: Sod Off!
Cryptic_1 isn't currently signed on
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WELCOME!
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Chosen_Chick
From: Bloody_Hell_187
Subject: (no subject)
Slayer,
I just had a bit of a chat with my idiot sire...Can you believe that pillock was looking for the demon that demon girl killed a week ago?! I always knew that git was slow but damn! I think he's losing his touch in his old age. I don't even bloody know why I'm telling you this...oh well off to find some good fanfiction. Later Slayer
Spike
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WELCOME!
YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Bloody_Hell_187
From: Chosen_Chick
Subject: Pathetic Much?
Spike,
I wouldn't be talking about old age, I mean look whos talking?! And being slow is your forte. God, I get a compter to get away from vampires...to be a normal person for once but no, William the Pathetic is harassing me yet again in a place I thought was safe. But there is one thing I want to ask...What kind of Fanfiction? Is it any good?
Stakes & Crosses,
Buffy
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Instant Message from: Bloody_Hell_187
Bloody_Hell_187: 'Allo luv!
Chosen_Chick: Could my life get any worse?
Bloody_Hell_187: Never say that...
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Instant Message from: Cryptic_1
Cryptic_1: Hello Buffy
Chosen_Chick: Angel?
Chosen_Chick: *bangs her head on the keyboard*
Cryptic_1: What was that for?
Chosen_Chick: Nothing...What's up?
Cryptic_1: Not much, which is amazing. I just wanted to see how you were
Chosen_Chick: How did you know my s/n?
Cryptic_1: Spike gave it to me...
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Instant Message from: Chosen_Chick
Chosen_Chick: I am going to hurt you!
Chosen_Chick: Next time I see you its "hello stake in the ass"!
Bloody_Hell_187: What did I do this time?
Chosen_Chick: You gave my s/n to ANGEL!!!!
Bloody_Hell_187: I thought you'd want him to have it...
Bloody_Hell_187: He is your grand poof after all
Chosen_Chick: He hasn't been my anything for a long time
Chosen_Chick: I hurts even to talk to him online
Bloody_Hell_187: Sorry :-(
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YOU HAVE BEEN INVITED TO BUDDY CHAT
CHATROOM: VAMPS_R_US
DO YOU ACCEPT?
YES NO
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Cyptic_1: Ok this is new
Cryptic_1: Hi Buffy
Cryptic_1: Hi Spike
Chosen_Chick: Spike, why are we here?
Bloody_Hell_187: Because I'm horny...
Bloody_Hell_187: And You and Peaches would be a great cybershag
Cryptic_1: Spike you're distgusting
Chosen_Chick: I agree with Angel. Do you always think with your dick?
Bloody_Hell_187: If I think with my dick, then put your mouth on my brains...
Cryptic_1: *gags*
Chosen_Chick: LOL Since when do you listen to rap music?
Bloody_Hell_187: Since one of my online buddies introduced me to it
Chosen_Chick: You mean you harass other people besides me?
Cryptic_1: And me?
Bloody_Hell_187: Let's face it, you two are fun
Bloody_Hell_187: But need some real conversation every now and then
Chosen_Chick: Fuck you, Spike
Cryptic_1: *Gives Bloody_Hell_187 the finger*
Bloody_Hell_187: See, I knew you both wanted to shag my sexy ass! LOL
Cryptic_1: Well I have work to do, I'll ttyl
Bloody_Hell_187: Is that what they're call looking at barely legal porn now?
Chosen_Chick: Ewww Angel!
Cryptic_1: I don't look at teen porn!
Cryptic_1: You should be one to talk...Mr. Panty Fetish!
Chosen_Chick: Ewww Spike!
Bloody_Hell_187: I, um, it's....Oh bloody hell
Bloody_Hell_187 has left the chat
Cryptic_1: Goodbye Buffy
Chosen_Chick: Bye Angel
Cryptic_1 has left the chat
Chosen_Chick has left the chat
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Bloody_Hell_187
From: Vampy_Juliet
Subject: How is everything going?
Liam,
Hey you! How is everything? Did you like those Nelly downloads I sent you? Ok those are really lame questions, here is the one I really emailed you to ask...Did you get through to Buffy yet? I mean if that girl can't see your good qualities then I guess that she really is a dumb blonde (No offense...really!) Anyway, We miss you over at OGD! Stop being such a lurker and post once in a while! Your fanfiction is great! I don't understand why you don't write more...Well I gtg so take care of yourself and good luck with Buffy!
Illy
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Chosen_Chick
From: Vampy_Juilet
Subject: Are your nerves ok?
Anne,
How are you? From your email it sound like you're all out of sorts. Is that Spike guy bothering you again? God he sounds like such a pain in the ass. And his friend told you that he had a panty fetish? Um...ok. LOL Well, from what you tell me about all the fighting you guys do it kinda sounds like he likes you. You might wanna look into that a little more...because it sounds like you might like him too! Don't kill me now! I just call em as I see em. Anyway, I am looking forward to kicking your ass at Slingo later so be ready. Have a good one and take care
Illy
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Vampy_Juliet
From: Bloody_Hell_187
Subject: (no subject)
Illy,
'Allo, luv! I'm doing alright. I've had enough embarassing moments to make me red for the rest of my life! I don't really wanna talk about it anymore! I miss you, chits at OGD too...I'll stop lurking soon, I promise. BTW do you know how many times those ladies have told me I look like that James Marsters bloke? Too bloody much! I've been getting enough dirty pictures to start my own bloody porn site! Especially from these girls named: Trish and Barb...They are the most enthusiastic! Maybe I should take them up for a date instead of wasting my time with Buffy. Ok well, one of my co-workers is trying to get a hold of my attention so I better go. Talk to you later, pet and give OGD my love.
Liam
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Vampy_Juliet
From: Chosen_Chick
Subject: OMG No!
Illy,
I. Dont. Like. Spike! He's gross and disgusting...even if he does have killer blue eyes and beautiful cheekbones! OMG I need help! I am not having thoughts about SPIKE! See what you started???! Now I have you to kick your ass at Slingo! NEway, I want to know more about this fanfic group you started to tell me about the other day...Can I join? Anything to get my mind off of Spike is a good thing...See you in the Slingo room.
Anne
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FIN