Title: Problems in Cyber Space
Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sequel to Welcome! You've got Vampires! More problems on the net!
Distribution: Heat. Desire. Most likely...anyone else just drop me a line.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the conversation between the characters!
Authors Note: For those of you who thought the first story should be made into a series
Bloody_Hell_187= Spike
Chosen_Chick= Buffy
Key_Lil_Bit= Dawn
Backstreet_FarmBoy= Riley
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Instant Message from: Key_Lil_Bit
Key_Lil_Bit: Hi Spike!
Bloody_Hell_187: 'Allo Nibblet, How's San Diego?
Key_Lil_Bit: It's okay, I think I might die from my grandma mothering me to death
Bloody_Hell_187: She's only doing it because she cares pet
Key_Lil_Bit: If you call trying to kill me with love caring
Bloody_Hell_187: LOL
Key_Lil_Bit: Well gtg Grandma is getting out her knitting needles...
Bloody_Hell_187: I've got some you can borrow...
Key_Lil_Bit: I don't want to know!
Bloody_Hell_187: LOL
Key_Lil_Bit: Bye Spike!
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Instant Message from: Backstreet_FarmBoy
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Hi Buffy!
Chosen_Chick: Who's this?
Backstreet_FarmBoy: It's me, Riley!
Chosen_Chick: Lt. Leave-My-Girl is in South America
Chosen_Chick: So stop playing around Spike...
Backstreet_FarmBoy: SPIKE! YOU'VE BEEN SEEING SPIKE?!
Chosen_Chick: Riley? It's really you?
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Yes it's really me! You've been seeing Spike?!
Chosen_Chick: I'm not seeing him, we just talk online...
Backstreet_FarmBoy: And that makes it ok?
Chosen_Chick: You're one to talk Mr. Radio Silence!
Backstreet_FarmBoy: But I still love you! I left because you didn't want me...
Backstreet_FarmBoy: There was nothing left for me in Sunnydale
Chosen_Chick: And there's nothing here for you now...Farm Boy!
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Buffy!
Chosen_Chick is not currently signed on
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Instant Message from: Bloody_Hell_187
Bloody_Hell_187: Oh Captain Cardboard...
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Who's this?
Bloody_Hell_187: You are dense aren't you?
Backstreet_FarmBoy: This is Spike isn't it?
Bloody_Hell_187: Ding ding ding, What do we have for him Johnny?
Bloody_Hell_187: bloody idiot!
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Leave Buffy alone! Didn't almost killing you teach you a lesson?
Backstreet_FarmBoy: You don't have a chance with her!
Bloody_Hell_187: Correction, I have a crumb...
Bloody_Hell_187 is not currently signed on
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To: One_Good_Day@yahoogroups.com
From: Liam Bloody_Hell_187@...
Date:Thu Aug 30, 2001 6:22pm
Subject: 'Allo Luvs...I've stopped lurking!
'Allo Luvs!
As you can see I've stopped lurking! Life here in Sunny D has been hell! I feel like my bloody brain is about leak out of my ear since that girl I told you all about was yelling at me once again! But enough about that! How are all my lovely, ladies? Barb, Trish, and the rest of you that sent me pictures... Shame on you! Next time send me more than one! Do I really look that much like that James Marsters bloke? Anyhow, I have to go get writing on my newest fic...(Are you happy now Illy?) Luv to you all!
Hearts and Innards,
Liam
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To: One_Good_Day@yahoogroups.com
From: Anne Chosen_Chick@...
Date: Thu Aug 30, 2001 6:28pm
Subject: Newbie here!
Hi Everyone!
I heard about your list through a friend and it sounded great! I am looking forward to reading everyones fanfiction and making some new friends. I am a huge James Marsters fan! Those eyes and those cheekbones...*swoon* I have a friend that looks a lot like him...too bad he's an annoying pain in the ass! LOL well that's all for me! I look forward to meeting you all!
Later,
Anne
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Chosen_Chick
From: Vampy_Juliet
Subject: Are you ok?
Anne,
So Lt. Backstreet IMed you huh? Are you ok? I know how it is when ex boyfriends come back to haunt you, it's sucks a big one don't it? So, how are things between you and Spike? Did you evaluate your feelings for him yet? From how you described him to the group he sounds pretty fuckable! I mean James Marsters looking? Those eyes, those cheekbones, that body...OMG if you don't hook up with him I WILL! LOL, well I'm off to play slingo! have fun brooding!
TTYL,
Illy
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Bloody_Hell_187
From: Vampy_Juliet
Subject: Oh No!
Liam,
Buffy's ex might be coming back?! And he hates you and tried to beat you up? Boy, I think you better make your move and make it fast! It'll be a while if he's coming from South America, so I suggest you pour on the sugar and pour it on thick! I know being a smartass is your thing but your love life depends on you being the sweety that you really are! So what are you waiting for!? Make your move!
Waiting for you to get the girl,
Illy
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Instant Message from: Chosen_Chick
Chosen_Chick: Hey bloodsucker
Bloody_Hell_187: Slayer, we need to talk...
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Author: Vampy
E-mail: Vampybaby619@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Sequel to Welcome! You've got Vampires! More problems on the net!
Distribution: Heat. Desire. Most likely...anyone else just drop me a line.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the conversation between the characters!
Authors Note: For those of you who thought the first story should be made into a series
Bloody_Hell_187= Spike
Chosen_Chick= Buffy
Key_Lil_Bit= Dawn
Backstreet_FarmBoy= Riley
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Instant Message from: Key_Lil_Bit
Key_Lil_Bit: Hi Spike!
Bloody_Hell_187: 'Allo Nibblet, How's San Diego?
Key_Lil_Bit: It's okay, I think I might die from my grandma mothering me to death
Bloody_Hell_187: She's only doing it because she cares pet
Key_Lil_Bit: If you call trying to kill me with love caring
Bloody_Hell_187: LOL
Key_Lil_Bit: Well gtg Grandma is getting out her knitting needles...
Bloody_Hell_187: I've got some you can borrow...
Key_Lil_Bit: I don't want to know!
Bloody_Hell_187: LOL
Key_Lil_Bit: Bye Spike!
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Instant Message from: Backstreet_FarmBoy
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Hi Buffy!
Chosen_Chick: Who's this?
Backstreet_FarmBoy: It's me, Riley!
Chosen_Chick: Lt. Leave-My-Girl is in South America
Chosen_Chick: So stop playing around Spike...
Backstreet_FarmBoy: SPIKE! YOU'VE BEEN SEEING SPIKE?!
Chosen_Chick: Riley? It's really you?
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Yes it's really me! You've been seeing Spike?!
Chosen_Chick: I'm not seeing him, we just talk online...
Backstreet_FarmBoy: And that makes it ok?
Chosen_Chick: You're one to talk Mr. Radio Silence!
Backstreet_FarmBoy: But I still love you! I left because you didn't want me...
Backstreet_FarmBoy: There was nothing left for me in Sunnydale
Chosen_Chick: And there's nothing here for you now...Farm Boy!
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Buffy!
Chosen_Chick is not currently signed on
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Instant Message from: Bloody_Hell_187
Bloody_Hell_187: Oh Captain Cardboard...
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Who's this?
Bloody_Hell_187: You are dense aren't you?
Backstreet_FarmBoy: This is Spike isn't it?
Bloody_Hell_187: Ding ding ding, What do we have for him Johnny?
Bloody_Hell_187: bloody idiot!
Backstreet_FarmBoy: Leave Buffy alone! Didn't almost killing you teach you a lesson?
Backstreet_FarmBoy: You don't have a chance with her!
Bloody_Hell_187: Correction, I have a crumb...
Bloody_Hell_187 is not currently signed on
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To: One_Good_Day@yahoogroups.com
From: Liam Bloody_Hell_187@...
Date:Thu Aug 30, 2001 6:22pm
Subject: 'Allo Luvs...I've stopped lurking!
'Allo Luvs!
As you can see I've stopped lurking! Life here in Sunny D has been hell! I feel like my bloody brain is about leak out of my ear since that girl I told you all about was yelling at me once again! But enough about that! How are all my lovely, ladies? Barb, Trish, and the rest of you that sent me pictures... Shame on you! Next time send me more than one! Do I really look that much like that James Marsters bloke? Anyhow, I have to go get writing on my newest fic...(Are you happy now Illy?) Luv to you all!
Hearts and Innards,
Liam
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To: One_Good_Day@yahoogroups.com
From: Anne Chosen_Chick@...
Date: Thu Aug 30, 2001 6:28pm
Subject: Newbie here!
Hi Everyone!
I heard about your list through a friend and it sounded great! I am looking forward to reading everyones fanfiction and making some new friends. I am a huge James Marsters fan! Those eyes and those cheekbones...*swoon* I have a friend that looks a lot like him...too bad he's an annoying pain in the ass! LOL well that's all for me! I look forward to meeting you all!
Later,
Anne
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Chosen_Chick
From: Vampy_Juliet
Subject: Are you ok?
Anne,
So Lt. Backstreet IMed you huh? Are you ok? I know how it is when ex boyfriends come back to haunt you, it's sucks a big one don't it? So, how are things between you and Spike? Did you evaluate your feelings for him yet? From how you described him to the group he sounds pretty fuckable! I mean James Marsters looking? Those eyes, those cheekbones, that body...OMG if you don't hook up with him I WILL! LOL, well I'm off to play slingo! have fun brooding!
TTYL,
Illy
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YOU'VE GOT MAIL!
To: Bloody_Hell_187
From: Vampy_Juliet
Subject: Oh No!
Liam,
Buffy's ex might be coming back?! And he hates you and tried to beat you up? Boy, I think you better make your move and make it fast! It'll be a while if he's coming from South America, so I suggest you pour on the sugar and pour it on thick! I know being a smartass is your thing but your love life depends on you being the sweety that you really are! So what are you waiting for!? Make your move!
Waiting for you to get the girl,
Illy
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Instant Message from: Chosen_Chick
Chosen_Chick: Hey bloodsucker
Bloody_Hell_187: Slayer, we need to talk...
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