I Give Myself To You
Chapter 8
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Notes: Holy fuck! It's been like forever since I continued this fic...man, I'm such a loser, I should have kept on writing...arg, stupid!!! Damn math....Well, I'm sincerely sorry to all those who read the fic and were wondering, WTF HAPPENED TO DILLY?? Well, anyways, the answers to most (if no all) your questions!!
Rating: R (Hehe, it doesn't matter anyways, just for reference)
Stuff in *stuff* means thoughts in case you forgot!
Oh and people who haven't read this fic before, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU READ THE WHOLE THING. It can get HELLUVA confusing!
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*Shit, how the fuck can I get a hard on NOW?!* Dilandau wondered in embarassment. He looked down and just wanted to crawl into a hole and hide for the rest of his life, apparently, he was barechested and was only wearing thin white shortpants...and it shows...
*Fuck...!!!* He cringed and brought his hand down to cover his crotch as nonchalantly as possible, all the while moving towards a VERY naked Narye.
Frowning, the Dragonslayer general kneeled down and gently touched Narye's arm, surprised at the smooth, almost liguid-like feel. He turned her over and peered into her childlike blank face. Brushing off some loose strands of hair from her face, Dilandau looked up and around to see if anyone else had noticed her nakedness.
They had.
10 to 20 boys had already clamoured into a circle 10 metres away from the couple, their eyes twitching and drool coming form thier open mouths. "Shit, that's hot man..."
Dilandau almost burst out laughing at their shock
"Dude, I think I wet myself"
"Me too...."
"Ahhhh....damn I'm wearing shorts..."
"Fuck this...who IS that girl?"
"Dunno, never seen her before...pretty hot eh..."
He smiled wistfully moved to unconsciously stroke Narye's face. *Ahhh....the days when you couldn't get some...*
Turning his attention back on Narye, he suddenly felt extremely annoyed that a bunch of idiot school children were staring at her.
He got up and put his hands on his hips.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT???!! THIS IS 'MY' WO---"
Recoiling from shock, he stammered to correct himself. "My...uh..my fucking, uh, sister...Yeah, SISTER! No asshole can look at her!!" He hurried to cover her chest and underregion up, but all attempts were futile as the grass just slipped like feathers from her skin, and there was no other cloth about.
*Dammit!* Dilandau looked around. Suddenly, he noticed Shesta lying to Narye's side, covered with bed sheets, and Van's bitch Hitomi running around like a psycho shaking everybody. And Van. With only one arm. Dead. *Hehe* He noticed the sun, the grass, the kids, the school...everything. "Shit, this really ISN'T Gaea."
Shaking his head, he quickly crawled over to Shesta and pulled him over. Taking the leftover cloth, he managed to wrap Narye up with Shesta, and also ripped a piece off to dry his forehead from the sweat. Looking around again, he got and walked calmly over to Hitomi and grabbed her by the shoulders.
In a hoarse whisper, he said, " Listen to me, and listen to me good, bitch. I don't care where the fuck we are, but you better get the us the fuck out of here, or you're fucking dead...you FUCKING hear me?!"
Hitomi justed swallowed.
Dilandau shook her fiercely and started breathing heavily as his patience wore thin. "DID YOU FUCKING HEAR ME???!!!!!"
Hitomi couldn't take her eyes off Dilandau and gently struggled to get away from his hot breath on her face. "We...we're on Earth...Di-Dilandau..."
An almost comical face was etched where his frown would have been. "Huh??? What the hell is Earth?"
Hitomi wondered how Dilandau could be so stupid. *You look at it everyday from Gaea, retard!* But then she realized something..."Oh! Dilandau...Oh, Earth...um, Mystic Ball...no, the Mystic--"
"MYSTIC MOON???!!"
Hitomi started nodding her head furiously. "Yes! The Mystic Moon! We're here right now!"
Dilandau almost let go of her arms in surprise, but then strengthened his grip as a sense of urgency grew in him. "Wait a minute! How did we get here??"
Hitomi frowned and looked away. "I...I wished us here...I wished to be home, I wished that I had never come to Gaea..." She looked down at the pink pendant hanging from her neck. "With this--"
Her capturer almost spasmed with energy as he scoffed and shook her. "Then wish us back, IDIOT!"
Hitomi looked away hesitantly and with fear. *Oh no, if I wish him back, what will happen to Van?! He needs to go to the hospital!"
Dilandau was growing tired of her thinking and immediately let free one of his hands and slapped her quickly and painfully acoss the right cheek. "NOW!" he sneered and put the hand on her cheek and caressed it. "Or you die..."
Still in shock from the pain, Hitomi struggled to answer, tears racking her body. "But Dilandau, I can't! It has to be at the right moment!"
"THEN MAKE THIS THE RIGHT MOMENT!!" He screamed at her. *Fuck this bitch can't do anything!!*
Still sobbing, Hitomi said, "Ok Ok I'll try!" She clutched the swinging pendant at her chest and muttered, "Please, please send us back to Gaea! Please, Van needs help quick! Please, somebody...help me..."
She lowered her head to conceal her freeflowing tears from Dilandau and almost fainted when he lifted her head up and frowned at her.
"No funny business."
She sniffed and nodded, wishing harder than ever that Dilandau was sent to some alligator infested swamp while she and Van went to the hospital. "Please pendant, answer my wish..." And a single tear slid down her damp cheek and fell onto the gold chain, crumbling as it went down.
"Please..."
And all of a sudden, a tall column of red light filled the sky and shot down onto the 5 teenagers, lifting them almost imediately! Dilandau smiled with joy and slapped Hitomi with the back of his hand. "YOU DID IT!!!"
Hitomi ignored the pain and laughing along with Dilandau, almost, ALMOST hugged him. Smiling, she pulled away and looked up, hope filling her eyes, and images of hungry alligators filling her mind.
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Moments before....
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"BOPPY! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SOCKS?!"
A short little man ran towards his wife. "Oh deary, I couldn't find any red socks! All they had were the blue ones...I'm sooo sorry!!"
"Boppy, sweety, honey! MUFFIN! I asked for RED socks and thats what I expect! Do I have to do EVERTHING around in this house?! I mean, I do all this work, ALL DAY, watch tv, for YOU! YOU INGRATE! and you can't even get me a pair of FREAKING SOCKS???!!"
The fat woman tryed to shove from her hammock and grunted as she realized that her many layers of fat were stuck in the webbing. "Boppy! Get me ma shovin' broom!'
The sweat-covered man nodded and ran to the other side of the room, and returned with a 3 metre long broom. He went to the backside of his wife and put one end of the broom under the 5th layer of fat from her butt and put all his weight on the other side. However, with all his might, he couldn't lift her up.
"Oh Bop, you idiot! You can't do anything right!" Courtney sighed. She tried to reach for the broom, but the mountain that was her stomach blocked the way and she gave up, instead with a demand for her husband to scratch her ass. She giggled as her husband shuddered out of her sight and said, "You know the place!!" Bop proceeded to move his hand towards the thick and hairy crack between Coutney's MANY ass cheeks. Upon reaching that Godforsaken place, he shuddered and almost died as he felt many soft and squishy things inside it. *Yesterday's sandwich, hm, I'm surprised she didn't pick it out and eat it.*
"Honey, SUGARBUNCH! Don't you know how to SCRATCH?! USE SOME O' THEM NAILS YA GOT THERE!"
Bop sighed and was about to reply with a "Yes, sweetheart" when all of a sudden, a tall colum of red light shot down on top of Courntey and knocked her off her hammock!
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Dilandau clutched onto something soft and shook his head as he tried to regain consciousness. *Oh man, where the hell are we now?!* He looked around and saw nothing but white light for miles around. *Oh shit...fuck FUCK!!*
He pulled himself together and picked up Hitomi and kicked her in the stomach, not after slapping her silly of course. "WHERE THE HECK ARE WE??!"
Hitomi touched her temple and groaned softly. She took a deep breath and opened her eyes, groaning more when she saw that they were nowhere near where she wanted to be...*Wait a minute, where ARE we?* She looked around too and looked down at her pendant, when suddenly, she realized that they were all sitting on a giant 3000lb woman!
"AARRRRGhhhhh!!" She screamed as she tried to backward crabwalk away. "EEWW!!!" Following Hitomi's finger, Dilandau also saw the gigantic blob of nastiness he was sitting on. *fuck the hell is THAT??!*
He distinctively grabbed for Narye and Shesta and pulled them away in time as the massive figure rose and said in a booming high pitched voice, "OH BOPPY!!! BOPPY SWEETNESS!!! WHAT ARE THESE DISGUSTING THINGS???!"
Dilandau tried to regain his composure but was still gasping uncontrollably as the fat women kept pointing at them and cooing.
Boppy, the extremely short man, approached Dilandau, and asked "If I may be so impolite as to ask, who are you? And what are you doing here?"
Dilandau, pissed off, scoffed and frowned. "You first!"
Boppy, surprised at the rebuff, paused for a second for consider and finally had a look of complete understanding on his face.
"Ah...I see...Let me explain, this...This place you see before you, this is the state of Limbo! People come here after they have make impure wishes and must do 'special' deeds in order to return to their original destination. Ah...young lady, PRETTY young lady, I see you have a Gaean pendant, rare these days, as is your body..." He stared lustfully at her demi-covered skin "...but...ahem, what wish did you make exactly? I'm sure a WOMAN as beautiful as you couldn't possibly have made a bad wish!"
Hitomi looked away in embarassement and blushed deeply at his compliments... "Well I, sorta...wished...that Dilandau would die...and...--"
"YOU WISHED WHAT???!!" Dilandau screamed and moved his hand to strike her when the little man, surprisingly quick as lightning, stopped his hand in the middle of its path, and put it down. "Now, now, don't hit the pretty girl!" He gave her a sleazy smile.
Hitomi tried to cover herself and tried not to look disgusted. *Oh no, this hentai's trying to hit on me! NASTYASS!"
"Actually....it doesn't matter.....I'll let you go back...on one condition..."
Hitomi opened her eyes wide with excitement, and Dilandau perked up his ears.
Boppy chuckled..."YOU, my pretty lady have to marry me and sex me AT LEAST 5 times a day...while pretty boy here has to stay with that fat ass for all eternity..."
Hitomi looked down and clenched her teeth.
"Well...Okay."
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SOOOOO.....hehe, weird eh?! gah, my mind's way too bored this summer, i needed to get those creative juices goin again...yup yup, so
P L E A S E R E V I E W!!!
seriously though, your reviews are what made me write another chapter to this even though i had declared that i would quit from writing 6 months ago! Yes, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! AND GREATEST THANKS TO THOSE WHO REVIEWED ALREADY! I hope you enjoyed this chapter cus another will be out soon!!
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Oh dear Lord, HITOMI JUST AGREED TO MARRY THIS WEIRD PERVERT??!! AND WHAT ABOUT DILANDAU?? Will he have to live with a butt scratching hairy ass fat bitch for the rest of his life?! And what of his feelings for Narye??!! Find out in...
I Give Myself To You --- Chapter 9!!!
Chapter 8
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Notes: Holy fuck! It's been like forever since I continued this fic...man, I'm such a loser, I should have kept on writing...arg, stupid!!! Damn math....Well, I'm sincerely sorry to all those who read the fic and were wondering, WTF HAPPENED TO DILLY?? Well, anyways, the answers to most (if no all) your questions!!
Rating: R (Hehe, it doesn't matter anyways, just for reference)
Stuff in *stuff* means thoughts in case you forgot!
Oh and people who haven't read this fic before, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU READ THE WHOLE THING. It can get HELLUVA confusing!
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*Shit, how the fuck can I get a hard on NOW?!* Dilandau wondered in embarassment. He looked down and just wanted to crawl into a hole and hide for the rest of his life, apparently, he was barechested and was only wearing thin white shortpants...and it shows...
*Fuck...!!!* He cringed and brought his hand down to cover his crotch as nonchalantly as possible, all the while moving towards a VERY naked Narye.
Frowning, the Dragonslayer general kneeled down and gently touched Narye's arm, surprised at the smooth, almost liguid-like feel. He turned her over and peered into her childlike blank face. Brushing off some loose strands of hair from her face, Dilandau looked up and around to see if anyone else had noticed her nakedness.
They had.
10 to 20 boys had already clamoured into a circle 10 metres away from the couple, their eyes twitching and drool coming form thier open mouths. "Shit, that's hot man..."
Dilandau almost burst out laughing at their shock
"Dude, I think I wet myself"
"Me too...."
"Ahhhh....damn I'm wearing shorts..."
"Fuck this...who IS that girl?"
"Dunno, never seen her before...pretty hot eh..."
He smiled wistfully moved to unconsciously stroke Narye's face. *Ahhh....the days when you couldn't get some...*
Turning his attention back on Narye, he suddenly felt extremely annoyed that a bunch of idiot school children were staring at her.
He got up and put his hands on his hips.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT???!! THIS IS 'MY' WO---"
Recoiling from shock, he stammered to correct himself. "My...uh..my fucking, uh, sister...Yeah, SISTER! No asshole can look at her!!" He hurried to cover her chest and underregion up, but all attempts were futile as the grass just slipped like feathers from her skin, and there was no other cloth about.
*Dammit!* Dilandau looked around. Suddenly, he noticed Shesta lying to Narye's side, covered with bed sheets, and Van's bitch Hitomi running around like a psycho shaking everybody. And Van. With only one arm. Dead. *Hehe* He noticed the sun, the grass, the kids, the school...everything. "Shit, this really ISN'T Gaea."
Shaking his head, he quickly crawled over to Shesta and pulled him over. Taking the leftover cloth, he managed to wrap Narye up with Shesta, and also ripped a piece off to dry his forehead from the sweat. Looking around again, he got and walked calmly over to Hitomi and grabbed her by the shoulders.
In a hoarse whisper, he said, " Listen to me, and listen to me good, bitch. I don't care where the fuck we are, but you better get the us the fuck out of here, or you're fucking dead...you FUCKING hear me?!"
Hitomi justed swallowed.
Dilandau shook her fiercely and started breathing heavily as his patience wore thin. "DID YOU FUCKING HEAR ME???!!!!!"
Hitomi couldn't take her eyes off Dilandau and gently struggled to get away from his hot breath on her face. "We...we're on Earth...Di-Dilandau..."
An almost comical face was etched where his frown would have been. "Huh??? What the hell is Earth?"
Hitomi wondered how Dilandau could be so stupid. *You look at it everyday from Gaea, retard!* But then she realized something..."Oh! Dilandau...Oh, Earth...um, Mystic Ball...no, the Mystic--"
"MYSTIC MOON???!!"
Hitomi started nodding her head furiously. "Yes! The Mystic Moon! We're here right now!"
Dilandau almost let go of her arms in surprise, but then strengthened his grip as a sense of urgency grew in him. "Wait a minute! How did we get here??"
Hitomi frowned and looked away. "I...I wished us here...I wished to be home, I wished that I had never come to Gaea..." She looked down at the pink pendant hanging from her neck. "With this--"
Her capturer almost spasmed with energy as he scoffed and shook her. "Then wish us back, IDIOT!"
Hitomi looked away hesitantly and with fear. *Oh no, if I wish him back, what will happen to Van?! He needs to go to the hospital!"
Dilandau was growing tired of her thinking and immediately let free one of his hands and slapped her quickly and painfully acoss the right cheek. "NOW!" he sneered and put the hand on her cheek and caressed it. "Or you die..."
Still in shock from the pain, Hitomi struggled to answer, tears racking her body. "But Dilandau, I can't! It has to be at the right moment!"
"THEN MAKE THIS THE RIGHT MOMENT!!" He screamed at her. *Fuck this bitch can't do anything!!*
Still sobbing, Hitomi said, "Ok Ok I'll try!" She clutched the swinging pendant at her chest and muttered, "Please, please send us back to Gaea! Please, Van needs help quick! Please, somebody...help me..."
She lowered her head to conceal her freeflowing tears from Dilandau and almost fainted when he lifted her head up and frowned at her.
"No funny business."
She sniffed and nodded, wishing harder than ever that Dilandau was sent to some alligator infested swamp while she and Van went to the hospital. "Please pendant, answer my wish..." And a single tear slid down her damp cheek and fell onto the gold chain, crumbling as it went down.
"Please..."
And all of a sudden, a tall column of red light filled the sky and shot down onto the 5 teenagers, lifting them almost imediately! Dilandau smiled with joy and slapped Hitomi with the back of his hand. "YOU DID IT!!!"
Hitomi ignored the pain and laughing along with Dilandau, almost, ALMOST hugged him. Smiling, she pulled away and looked up, hope filling her eyes, and images of hungry alligators filling her mind.
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Moments before....
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"BOPPY! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SOCKS?!"
A short little man ran towards his wife. "Oh deary, I couldn't find any red socks! All they had were the blue ones...I'm sooo sorry!!"
"Boppy, sweety, honey! MUFFIN! I asked for RED socks and thats what I expect! Do I have to do EVERTHING around in this house?! I mean, I do all this work, ALL DAY, watch tv, for YOU! YOU INGRATE! and you can't even get me a pair of FREAKING SOCKS???!!"
The fat woman tryed to shove from her hammock and grunted as she realized that her many layers of fat were stuck in the webbing. "Boppy! Get me ma shovin' broom!'
The sweat-covered man nodded and ran to the other side of the room, and returned with a 3 metre long broom. He went to the backside of his wife and put one end of the broom under the 5th layer of fat from her butt and put all his weight on the other side. However, with all his might, he couldn't lift her up.
"Oh Bop, you idiot! You can't do anything right!" Courtney sighed. She tried to reach for the broom, but the mountain that was her stomach blocked the way and she gave up, instead with a demand for her husband to scratch her ass. She giggled as her husband shuddered out of her sight and said, "You know the place!!" Bop proceeded to move his hand towards the thick and hairy crack between Coutney's MANY ass cheeks. Upon reaching that Godforsaken place, he shuddered and almost died as he felt many soft and squishy things inside it. *Yesterday's sandwich, hm, I'm surprised she didn't pick it out and eat it.*
"Honey, SUGARBUNCH! Don't you know how to SCRATCH?! USE SOME O' THEM NAILS YA GOT THERE!"
Bop sighed and was about to reply with a "Yes, sweetheart" when all of a sudden, a tall colum of red light shot down on top of Courntey and knocked her off her hammock!
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Present
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Dilandau clutched onto something soft and shook his head as he tried to regain consciousness. *Oh man, where the hell are we now?!* He looked around and saw nothing but white light for miles around. *Oh shit...fuck FUCK!!*
He pulled himself together and picked up Hitomi and kicked her in the stomach, not after slapping her silly of course. "WHERE THE HECK ARE WE??!"
Hitomi touched her temple and groaned softly. She took a deep breath and opened her eyes, groaning more when she saw that they were nowhere near where she wanted to be...*Wait a minute, where ARE we?* She looked around too and looked down at her pendant, when suddenly, she realized that they were all sitting on a giant 3000lb woman!
"AARRRRGhhhhh!!" She screamed as she tried to backward crabwalk away. "EEWW!!!" Following Hitomi's finger, Dilandau also saw the gigantic blob of nastiness he was sitting on. *fuck the hell is THAT??!*
He distinctively grabbed for Narye and Shesta and pulled them away in time as the massive figure rose and said in a booming high pitched voice, "OH BOPPY!!! BOPPY SWEETNESS!!! WHAT ARE THESE DISGUSTING THINGS???!"
Dilandau tried to regain his composure but was still gasping uncontrollably as the fat women kept pointing at them and cooing.
Boppy, the extremely short man, approached Dilandau, and asked "If I may be so impolite as to ask, who are you? And what are you doing here?"
Dilandau, pissed off, scoffed and frowned. "You first!"
Boppy, surprised at the rebuff, paused for a second for consider and finally had a look of complete understanding on his face.
"Ah...I see...Let me explain, this...This place you see before you, this is the state of Limbo! People come here after they have make impure wishes and must do 'special' deeds in order to return to their original destination. Ah...young lady, PRETTY young lady, I see you have a Gaean pendant, rare these days, as is your body..." He stared lustfully at her demi-covered skin "...but...ahem, what wish did you make exactly? I'm sure a WOMAN as beautiful as you couldn't possibly have made a bad wish!"
Hitomi looked away in embarassement and blushed deeply at his compliments... "Well I, sorta...wished...that Dilandau would die...and...--"
"YOU WISHED WHAT???!!" Dilandau screamed and moved his hand to strike her when the little man, surprisingly quick as lightning, stopped his hand in the middle of its path, and put it down. "Now, now, don't hit the pretty girl!" He gave her a sleazy smile.
Hitomi tried to cover herself and tried not to look disgusted. *Oh no, this hentai's trying to hit on me! NASTYASS!"
"Actually....it doesn't matter.....I'll let you go back...on one condition..."
Hitomi opened her eyes wide with excitement, and Dilandau perked up his ears.
Boppy chuckled..."YOU, my pretty lady have to marry me and sex me AT LEAST 5 times a day...while pretty boy here has to stay with that fat ass for all eternity..."
Hitomi looked down and clenched her teeth.
"Well...Okay."
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SOOOOO.....hehe, weird eh?! gah, my mind's way too bored this summer, i needed to get those creative juices goin again...yup yup, so
P L E A S E R E V I E W!!!
seriously though, your reviews are what made me write another chapter to this even though i had declared that i would quit from writing 6 months ago! Yes, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! AND GREATEST THANKS TO THOSE WHO REVIEWED ALREADY! I hope you enjoyed this chapter cus another will be out soon!!
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Oh dear Lord, HITOMI JUST AGREED TO MARRY THIS WEIRD PERVERT??!! AND WHAT ABOUT DILANDAU?? Will he have to live with a butt scratching hairy ass fat bitch for the rest of his life?! And what of his feelings for Narye??!! Find out in...
I Give Myself To You --- Chapter 9!!!