The Ronin Files
(What the Ronin Warriors do when they are not battling)
Key
Cye: (Sorry if I spelled it wrong. I've seen it this way or Sai and I don't know which is right.) Played by Lauren
Ryo: (Again the spelling… Whatever!) Played by Sarah
Mia: Played by Lauren
Rowen: Played by Lauren
Kento: Played by Sarah
Sage: Played by Sarah
Yuli: (Spell check again! If anyone is sure about the spelling of the characters and I'm wrong, tell me so I can change it!) Played by Lauren
Narrator: Played by Lauren and/or Sarah
Anubis: Played by Sarah
Cye: Ryo, wake up!
Ryo: Lend me your power!
Cye: I already did!
Ryo: *Transforms into inferno armor.*
Mia: Just get up so I can stop being all sad!
Ryo: *Falls back over.* Damn, this stuff is heavy.
Rowen: Oh, for crying out loud!
Ryo: I'm almighty! Don't make me hurt you!
Rowen Why didn't that stupid Ancient give me the inferno armor?
Ryo: Cause he's a dork. A stupid dork.
Rowen: I could have told you that.
Ryo: *Takes off his helmet and looks at himself in a mirror.* I'm sooo sexy.
Kento: That's not something people usually say to themselves.
Cye: There's a mirror underwater? Where? I need to look at myself!
Sage: I could use to fix my hair!
Ryo: *Makes kissy faces at his reflection.*
Cye: *Runs over and kisses the mirror.*
Ryo: I'm such a playboy!
Cye: Yeah right! I'm sooo much hotter!
Ryo: No Way! *Looks at Mia.* Who's hotter?
Mia: Oh, Ryo is much hotter! That's why he's my boyfriend!
Cye: Aw, nuts!
Ryo: *Looks sick.* I'm your b-boyfriend!
Mia: Well, no. I just have a secret crush on you.
Ryo: I always thought that you had a thing for Anubis. *Climbs up into a tree.*
Mia: Anubis? No way! It's always been you! That's why I'm always all over you!
Ryo: Eee... I feel dirty...
Mia: No, don't run off, Ryo! Are you saying you think I'm disgusting?
Ryo: *At the top of the tree.* Umm...no. I just never thought of you that way!
Cye: I'll go out with you, Mia!
Mia: No way, you creep! You're ugly!
Cye: *Sits down and starts crying.*
Kento: *Grabs Cye.*
Cye: Oh, get off of me, you do-do brain!
Kento: *Drags Cye into the bushes.*
Cye: What's your problem, Kento?
Kento: *Blushes.* Umm... Cye...
Cye: Oh, I know! YOU want Mia!
Kento: Not exactly.
Cye: No?
Kento: I umm... Cye... *Face is completely red.*
Cye: What's wrong with you? Are you ok?
Kento: Damnit! Cye... I like you.... *Blushing.*
Cye: *Slow so he doesn't get it.* Well, I like you, too. You're one of my good friends!
Kento: Umm... Cye, I mean I LIKE you...
Cye: Huh? I'm not a girl! *Still slow.*
Kento: *Sighs.* I realize that you're not a girl.
Cye: I don't get it. You mean...you like boys? Does that mean you're...gay?
Kento: *Stomach rumbles.* Stupidity always makes me hungry...
Cye: Kento, anything makes you hungry
Kento: Umm... What do you think Cye?
Cye: Well, I'm thinking I'm so dumb I'll never be able to get a girl, so... uh... Will you go
Kento: *Blushes.* Really? SURE!
Cye: Okay, great! Let's tell all the other guys!
Kento: *Blushes.* Cye and I have an announcement to make! *Whispers.* You tell them. I can't.
Mia: What do you want? Can't you see I'm busy?
Cye: Oh, fine. If you're too embarrassed.
Ryo: Yeah... What's so important?
Mia: *Still trying to get Ryo.*
Kento: Thank you, Cye...
Cye: Uh... guys... We have an announcement to make.
Ryo: *Climbing higher up the tree.*
Narrator: *Everyone looks at them.*
Cye: Uh... me and Kento are... uh... going out.
Ryo: *Falls out of tree.*
Rowen: What? How come you guys never told us you were gay?
Cye: I just decided I was.
Sage: *Looks like he's going to barf.*
Rowen: *Looks the same as Sage*
Kento: I kinda had a crush on Cye for a long time. *Looks at the ground.*
Mia: Uh... Anyways... Ryo, will you go out with me?
Rowen: *Barfs.*
Ryo: Umm...
Rowen: *Barfs.*
Ryo: No...
Mia: You wont? *Starts crying.*
Ryo: I have a confession to make!
Yuli: Bad Ryo! You made Mia cry!
Ryo: *Changes into tight leather pants.*
Rowen: *Barfs.*
Ryo: I-I'm gay, TOO!!
Mia: Where'd you get those pants?
Rowen: You, too?
Ryo: *Hugs Rowen.*
Rowen: Am I the only straight one around here?
Ryo: I have a crush on Rowen. *Blushes.*
Rowen: Ah! Get off of me! I don't swing that way!
Ryo: *Kisses Rowen on the cheek.* Rowen-poo!
Rowen: Ah! Get off me, you creep!
Ryo: *Stares and cries.* You can't mean that!
Rowen: Yes, I do mean that!
Mia: Is that the only reason you won't go out with me, Ryo?
Ryo: Umm... no.
Rowen: What about you, Sage?
Sage: ...
Mia: Is it because you don't like me?
Sage: *Under his breath.* I used to have a crush on White Blaze...
Mia: How do you like it, Ryo?
Ryo: *Sniffles*
Rowen: Uh... Sage... White Blaze is a tiger.
Sage: I... know.
Rowen: Is Yuli at least straight?
Yuli: Well...I have a crush on Ryo.
Rowen: AH!
Kento: *Gets down on his knees and proposes to Cye.*
Rowen: No one here! Help! I'm surrounded by gays who like me!
Ryo: *Jumps on Rowen.*
Cye: Isn't it kinda soon, Kento? Let's at least go out on a date first.
Rowen: AH!
Yuli: No Ryo! Jump on me!
Kento: But we've known each other so long!
Narrator: Cye and Kento are the only working couple.
Cye: Well, that's true! Okay! Let's have it right now!
Kento: Are you gonna be the girl, Cye?
Cye: Well, okay.
Kento: Really? *Giant watery anime eyes.*
Yuli: I've never been to a wedding before!
Sage: *Stands behind a tree.* Oh, White Blaze! I will have you some day!
Rowen: Somebody help me here!
Ryo: *Yells to Sage.* Keep your hands off of my tiger!
Sage: Bite me, Ryo!
Ryo: Don't make me!
Sage: Bring it on big man!
Summary: Kento and Cye are getting married, Sage has a crush on White Blaze, Ryo has a crush on Rowen, Mia and Yuli have crushes on Ryo, and Rowen is straight.
Rowen: Hey guys! Look! It's Tulpa! Let's go kick his @$$!
Ryo: *Is too busy beating on Sage.*
Rowen: Oh, great! Now Ryo gets to drain my power and be the star again!
Narrator: *Everyone is too interested in the love lives.*
Ryo: Stupid Sage! I'll teach you! *Bites his neck.*
Rowen: Hey, hey, hey! Ryo, stop fighting with Sage!
Sage: *Looks at Ryo funny and gets big hearts in his eyes.* You bite like White Blaze.
Mia: Come on, Yuli. You and me don't need to see this. *Leaves with Yuli*
Rowen: How would you know? Has White Blaze ever bitten you?
Ryo: *Blows a kiss to Yuli.*
Sage: Umm... yes...
Yuli: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Ryo likes me! He really likes me! *Runs up and kisses Ryo. Goes back to the car and drives away.*
Sage: Ryo you are so hot.
Rowen: Is Ryo changing his mind about liking me?
Ryo: *Stares at Sage.*
Rowen: Ah! Not again!
Ryo: Shut up, Rowen!
Rowen: Well, it's better than liking a tiger.
Ryo: I'm trying to have a moment here.
Rowen: I'll take that as a "yes."
Cye: Come on Kento! Let's get married!
Sage: Oh, Ryo... you can drain my power any day!
Kento: Yeah!
Rowen: Not mine! I'm tired of you being the big shot, Ryo!
Kento: *Gives Cye a wedding ring.*
Ryo: *Leans over and kisses Sage on the lips.*
Sage: *Blushes.*
Rowen: Glad that's not me.
Sage: You smell like White Blaze, too.
Rowen: Are you still obsessed with White Blaze?
Sage: Umm... I choose not to answer that question!
Rowen: *Anime fall.*
Kento: *Hugs Cye.*
Cye: *Hugs back.*
Narrator: *Anubis appears.*
Cye: We are married! Where should we go on our honeymoon?
Anubis: What in Hell is going on?
Rowen: No one wants to fight! Not even Ryo!
Kento: What about that house by the lake thingy!
Cye: Okay!
Anubis: No, I'm not talking about that.
Rowen: What are you talking about?
Anubis: I'm talking about... *Points to Ryo making out with Sage and Kento and Cye getting married.*
Rowen: Oh that. They are all gay, except me. Kento and Cye just got married.
Anubis: Really? Well, that's interesting...
Summary: Kento and Cye got married, Sage has a crush on White Blaze and Ryo, Ryo has a crush on Sage, Mia and Yuli have crushes on Ryo, and Rowen is straight.
Anubis: Ha, ha, ha! I really am the last to know about these things!
Narrator: That was for you, Anubis.
Anubis: Thank you.
Narrator: Well, you weren't here!
Anubis: I'm kinda glad...
Rowen: So, what's with you now that Tulpa bit the dust?
Anubis: *Stares at Rowen.*
Mia: I'm back everyone! I forgot my sweater. Ah, it's Anubis!
Anubis: Mia... So nice to see you.
Mia: Yes...
Anubis: *Bows and kisses her hand.* Thank you.
Mia: *Giggles.*
Ryo: *Armor comes flying out from behind the bushes.*
Rowen: Aye, yai, yai, yai, yai! Whoa! It's too soon for that, guys!
Sage: *Armor comes flying out from behind the bushes, too.*
Rowen: Are you going to get married, too?
Mia: NO! NOT RYO!
Sage: *Moans*
Mia: NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!
Ryo: Shut up, Sage! They'll catch us!
Sage: Oh, too late.
Mia: Ryo! Not Sage! ...Eww, gross! Sage?
Anubis: *Raises an eyebrow.*
Rowen: *Smacks himself on the head.*
Narrator: *Bushes rustle a lot.*
Rowen: Oh, goodness.
Ryo: *Whispers.* Damnit, Sage! Be quiet!
Rowen: I'm leaving! I can't stand all these guys! I need some women!
Ryo: *Bites Sage's neck.*
Mia: I'm a woman!
Sage: *Gasps.*
Rowen: Uh... a PRETTY woman.
Anubis: *Looks Mia over.*
Mia: I've been insulted! How rude!
Rowen: *Leaves.*
Anubis: Mia-chan
Mia: Y-Y-Yes?
Anubis: Did I do something?
Mia: Something...?
Cye: Let's go, Kento.
Anubis: What is it? *Puts his hands on her shoulders.*
Kento: Okay! *Leaves with Cye.*
Mia: Something? Like what?
Cye: *Leaves.*
Anubis: Why were you insulted?
Mia: Oh, that! By Rowen!
Anubis: *Moves his hands down to her waist.*
Mia: He said I wasn't pretty!
Anubis: I'll kill him if you want.
Mia: No! Stop that! I like Ryo now!
Anubis: Alright.
Mia: Let's go someplace more peaceful, honey. *Leaves.*
Sage: *Muffled screams come from the bushes.*
Ryo: It wouldn't hurt so much if you would stay still!
Mia: Anubis! Are you coming?
Anubis: Umm... yeah. *Follows Mia.*