Ummmmmmmmmm...
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(Ganondorf plays the piano)
Link: On the first day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
A Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Tektie: On the second day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Stalfols: On the third day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Three Stalfols,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Amy Poe: On the fourth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: All shall die,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Impa: On the fifth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Five Golden Gauntlets,
Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: Destroy opposition,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Nabooru: On the sixth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Six Longshots latching,
Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,
Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: Terror all-consuming,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Rauru: On the seventh day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Seven
sages singing,
Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,
Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,
Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: This song is really boring,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Darunia: On the eight day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Eight Gorons rolling,
Rauru: Seven sages singing,
Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,
Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,
Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: Three Stalfols,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Deku King: On the ninth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Nine Deku flying,
Darunia: Eight Gorons rolling,
Rauru: Seven sages singing,
Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,
Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,
Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: Three Stalfols,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Ruto: On the tenth day of Christmas, Nintendo gave to me,
Ten Zoras swimming,
Deku King: Nine Deku flying,
Darunia: Eight Gorons rolling,
Rauru: Seven sages singing,
Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,
Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,
Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: Three Stalfols,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
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Zelda: On the eleventh day of Chrismas, Nintendo gave to me,
The Triforce
of Wisdom,
Link: Hey! That's not right!
Zelda: Shut up! *smack*
Ruto: Ten Zoras swimming,
Deku King: Nine Deku flying,
Darunia: Eight Gorons rolling,
Rauru: Seven sages singing,
Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,
Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,
Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: Three Stalfols,
Tektie: Two Tekties,
Link: And a Keese in the Deku Tree.
***
Malon: On the twelveth day of Christmas, nintendo gave to me,
Twelve cows a-mooing,
Zelda: The Triforce of Wisdom,
Ruto: Ten Zoras swimming,
Deku King: Nine Deku flying,
Darunia: Eight Gorons rolling,
Rauru: Seven sages singing,
Nabooru: Six Longshots latching,
Impa: Five Golden Gauntlets,
Amy Poe: Four Poe sisters,
Stalfols: Three Stalfols,
Tektie: Two Tekties...
Everyone: And a Keese in the Deku TreeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
***
Link: Merry christmas to all...Hey, who hung the Triforce of Courage
on the tree?