I don't own Scooby-doo, Shaggy, Sybella (from The Ghoul School), or any other characters associated with the show, blah blah blah, yadda yadda. The only characters I own are Alyssa and minor characters. Don't take them without my permission!!

Warnings: Not much in this chapter, just a few naughty words. The real warnings are in chapter 3.

I'm trying to get out of severe writer's block, so bear with me please. R/R like good little fic readers and NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!!

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TWO HUMANS, A DOG, A VAMPIRE, AND A ROYAL PARTY

CHAPTER 1

"Like, this is the life, hey Scoob?" Shaggy said as he was eating pizza with his dog Scooby-doo one Saturday afternoon.

"Reah, re rife, heeheeheehee," Scooby answered. He took half of the entire pizza and ate it in one bite.

"Hey, like, save some for me!" Shaggy exclaimed.

"More like save some for the rest of us," said Tom, the manager. "You two have been here since, what, 12? It's already 2 o' clock in the afternoon. Why don't you give it a rest and let other people have some pizza, hmm?"

"It's an all you can eat pizza special, isn't it?" Shaggy asked.

"Well, yes, but-"

"We're paying for an all-you-can-eat special, and all-we-can-eat is what we'll do."

"Reah," agreed Scooby. Tom sighed, grumbled something about having no more pizza specials, then turned his attention to a blond haired girl that just came in, looking worn out and trying to catch her breath, like she had been running.

"Hello, what can I do for you, young lady?"

"Oh, just a cheese pizza will do," she replied in an English accent.

"That will be five dollars," Tom told her.

The girl looked in her purse, pulled out five dollars and gave it to him. He looked at the money and told her that he doesn't take foreign dollars.

"Um, I'm sorry, sir, but I don't have any American dollars."

"No money, no pizza, lady."

"But-"

"Like, I'll pay for her." Shaggy handed Tom his money and invited the girl over to the table he and his dog companion were sitting at. Scooby looked at him as if he was crazy.

"Like what's wrong with inviting a lady to your table?" He asked the dog. Scooby shrugged.

"Thank you very much, sir," the English girl said to him. "You didn't have to go through any trouble for me."

"Like, it was nothin'," Shaggy told her.

"Dammit! I knew I should have gotten some American money when I had the chance. Then I wouldn't have this kind of problem."

"Ron't re so rown on rourself," Scooby said. The girl stared at him, then at Shaggy.

"Did that dog just talk?" She asked, pointing to Scooby.

"Yeah, but, like, he just has a little trouble pronouncing them."

"Ri ralk rest rine, Raggy!" Scooby exclaimed, insulted by the comment.

"Yeah, but, like you need to work on the pronunciation a bit," laughed Shaggy.

"Rumph!"

The girl giggled at the boy's argument and smiled.

"You two are funny. What are your names?"

"Like, I'm Shaggy and this is my pal Scooby."

"Rooby-Roo!"

"I'm Alyssa. Pleased to meet you." She held out her hand and shook Shaggy's, then Scooby's paw. By this time Alyssa's pizza arrived and she began to eat.

"Like, eat as much as you want. This is an all-you-can-eat special," Shaggy told her.

"Rank oo," replied Alyssa, mouth full of pizza.

"Ro, Ralyssa, rhare are rou rom?" Alyssa stared at the dog, then looked at his human friend for translation.

"You'll get used to it. He was just asking where're you from."

"Oh, from Frontu, Europe (1)."

Shaggy nodded. "Like, you're on vacation?"

"Yes," she said. "For about a week and three days."

"Ris it rice in Rurope?"

This time Alyssa didn't need a translation. "I guess..."

"Rhat ro rou rean ry 'Ri ress?'" asked Scooby, confused.

"Well, like maybe she's been there so long, it's kinda boring," Shaggy suggested.

Alyssa shrugged, then continued to eat her pizza. She looked out the window and widened her eyes in surprise. A long black car had parked outside and guys in suits and sunglasses headed toward the parlor.

"Oh, crap!" she exclaimed. "Don't I even get any off days on my vacation?"

"Rhat?" Scooby asked, about to take another bite of pizza. Instead of answering, she frantically searched in her purse, found an envelope and gave it to Shaggy.

"Here's something for you, thanks for the pizza, I owe you," she said quickly and ran out the door. She slowed when she got to the sunglasses guys, glared at them, and got into the car. The others followed and they drove off.

"Rhat ras rat rabout?" Scooby wondered.

"Like I don't know, but she was sure cute," Shaggy said with hearts on his eyes. Scooby rolled his own eyes and pointed at the envelope Alyssa left for them.

"Rhat's in rhere?" he asked.

Shaggy woke up from his daydream and stared at the dog.

"Like, what? What did you say, Scoob?"

"Rhat's in re rinvelope re rave rus?" Scooby repeated, pointing to the envelope again. Shaggy stared at it and picked it up.

"Oh, that," he opened it and started reading.

"Dear sir or madam," he read. "You are invited to come to a royal party for King Edmond, Queen Rachel, and Princess ALYSSA!?" That girl was a princess!?

"Rhat!?"

TO BE CONTINUED.....

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1. For those that either don't know Europe all that well, or are wondering whether Frontu is a real country, its not. I just made it up.

Oh, I'm wondering: Does Scooby use all his words beginning with 'R', or are there some exceptions? I varied, because I wasn't too sure.

Well, how was that for someone with Writer's Block? I'll go on if I get enough reviews. Then again, I'll most likely continue anyway. ^___-