Message Through a Wire
A fic by The Angel
Chapter Ten: Of Snails and Love
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"Stephanie!" Terri called out. Stephanie walked out the bathroom, horror on her face. Terri and Raven were here! "Son of a bitch!" She muttered. "Hi!" Stephanie smiled as looked up to Raven and Terri.
Terri grinned. "Who are you here with, Stephanie? Or are you alone?" Stephanie grinned. Remember, she thought. Fire Terri on RAW. "I am actually here with someone." Stephanie said.
"Oh, who?" Raven asked, pulling a wisp of blonde hair out of his eye. "Er… Well, we were just leaving, so…" Terri linked arms with Raven. "Oh, okay." Stephanie nodded and ran to the table. "Chris, we got to leave."
Chris frowned. "But our food didn't even come yet." Stephanie grabbed his arm. "Um… I can make Escargot!" Chris blinked. "You can?"
"Yes," Stephanie reassured him. "Cooking is one of my many talents." Chris smirked. "What's the other? Singing?" Stephanie mock laughed and shook her head. "Just come on. We got to go." Defeated, Chris frowned. "Okay."
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"Um…Stephanie?" Chris moaned, poking his fork at his dinner. "Should the snails be moving on my plate?" Stephanie sighed. "Just eat them." Chris groaned. "But I don't like to eat when my dinner is staring me right in the face."
Stephanie sighed and took the plate. "I'll boil the snails some more." She took the slimy animals and plopped them back into the pot. Chris cringed.
A few minutes later, Steph slid the plate back to Chris. "Eat up." She smiled. Chris put a snail into his mouth. He couldn't say he enjoyed it.