Disclaimer- If I owned Diablo or Blizzard entertainment why would I be writing

Disclaimer- If I owned Diablo or Blizzard entertainment why would I be writing? As well, in parts of the story you might wish to have the song The Bard's song By Blind Guardian (versions- In The Forest, and The Hobbit

Arreat Part 2- The Bitter Barbarian Lands

By Alpha Draconis

"Son of a bitch, this just gets weirder!" - The Hammer

My name is Taloth, youngest son in the Barbarian Clan of Thunder, cousin to the famous barbarian warrior known as the Hammer. My family has guarded the gates to the Barbarian highlands for centuries, with countless other families, warriors, and the odd mage, or druid wanderer. Qual-Kekh, the clan's current master at arms, stays with many of the warriors deep in the icy lands, near Mount Arreat, and he hardly visits our outpost, in the Valley of the Wolf. For generations our clan, and countless other clans, have guarded the large mountain, known as Mount Arreat. Only a selected few of the Clan, such as the leader, the Elders, and the finest warriors, know the secret of the mountain. No one at our outpost knows what the secret is, but we would defend the gate of Barbarian country with our lives.

And we did…

Many called me a coward. A weakling. A runt. But they have been killed in more horrible way imaginable… I am not physically strong but I am smart, unlike my kin. Had I been born elsewhere I may have been a Vizjerei, or Necromancer, or even a Druid, but alas, am I barbarian through and through. I dabbled in mystical weapons before my father forbid me to. I learned much from the mages, who spoke of ethereal weapons and armour, translucent to the eye but deadly in combat. The also said that since ethereal weapons were only partly on the mortal plain, they could not be repaired.

They preached highly of Runes, which are like Gems, in that they can be inserted into sockets. If you put certain combinations of runes in the correct order, into an item with exactly that number of sockets and of the correct item type, the item will change into a unique item, and the item will acquire extra powers, depending on the "rune word" that was used. To me, they sound, less predictable as gems, but more understandable than jewels.

Jewels were vaguely described. It was hard to predict what a certain jewel would do, so many jewel would be used for adornment. A dire waste of such magical powers. Certain jewels can also be magical, but the mages never spoke of what power they held.

I often asked of the demons that the brothers controlled. Baal's troop intrigued me the most…

The large and muscular Minotaurs use two weapons like our own warriors, while the Overseers can heal their troops or direct them into battle with their Bola whips. However, Baal's Minions as they are called, are the most terrifying…

Their hideous faces and bodies are covered with a plethora of inhuman spikes, and gleaming red eyes. Their armour like bodies are nearly impenetrable. I believe I saw several of these at the battle, before I fled. I hope I never have to battle those monstrosities.

It is very fascinating what data you can extract from a drunken mage, no?

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"Oh… my… god…" The Hammer mumbled. The giant mountainous face of Trag'Oul moved forward closing in on the Necromancers and our heroes.

"Calm down guys, it's just Trag'Oul." Adrian reassured.

"J-Just?! That thing's head is almost as big as it's body! That thing has been myth for centuries! If it belches, Kurast would be levelled!" Sheila yelled.

"First, he is peaceful, and second that's not his real body." His companions looked at him.

"His divine essence is beyond comprehension as well as his size, so he chose a smaller body to inhabit his spirit when he come here ever year."

"And no one notices the giant lizard?" Hammer asked.

"It has long been myth to traders, that on this day, the northern oceans become fraught with monsters which annually feed. That rumour started from, a fishing ship who saw Trag'Oul surface. That last visitor here was five centuries ago."

All mouths fell silent. Trag'Oul was blocking out what little light there was on the beach his yellow eyes slowly gazed across the party of warriors. The metal scales glimmered, as he spoke with a voice so deeps the earth seemed to crumble. Since only the Necromancers can speak the language of the dead, I'll translate the discussion.

"My sons have returned." The monstrous Trag'Oul reverberated through the land. Many of the Necromancers slammed their arms onto their eyes. Only Narn'Oul seemed unaffected by the incredible sound.

"Two of the infernal brothers lay dead. The city of Kurast has been restored as well as all of those who dwell within." His gigantic yellow eyes gazed to Sheila and the Hammer. "And these are the holy warriors whose visit I have foreseen."

Narn'Oul was the only one to speak to the holy creature.

"Oh, great Trag'Oul, we come to ask for your guidance. The creature Baal runs free through Sanctuary."

The beast closed its eyes and breathed deeply.

"He has recovered his soul stone… The other holy warriors have been sent to hunt him down by Tyreal. Baal seeks the Mountain Arreat." Trag said monotonously (and deafening).

"Wise earth serpent, what is the purpose of Arreat?" Narn'Oul asked.

The beast closed his eyes again and spoke. Since the barbarians settled the land there, the largest mountain Arreat, had been hiding the Worldstone. The High Heavens placed it in the inhospitable climates to protect the stone… The stone protects the mortal realm from the forces of hell. If Baal can control the stone, he can plunge Sanctuary into Hell." He boomed. The Necromancer began to talk, but Trag'Oul drowned them out.

"I have met with the highest leader of heaven and have discussed this." He said, opening his eyes and looking down upon his followers.

"He can talk to god?" Sheila said in surprise.

"He is a god too." Adrian said.

"Why not the Hammer said clamping his hands over his ears.

The beast opened its mouth and breathed out a bluish fog. Everyone looked uneasy.

"The three warriors must go immediately to the barbarian lands. I trust the rest of you will travel there by other means." The Necromancers saluted Trag'Oul. Our heroes became enveloped in the fog, before disappearing into the strange fog the heard Trag'Oul again.

"Find the child of Sadness, and you may be able to defend the Worldstone…" His voice trailed off. The heroes were not on a beach, or in the barbarian lands they were nowhere, and yet everywhere…

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Taloth rubbed the sweat from his brow and marched on, following the trails of Baal's army. He heard some, not demon or Barbarian, but… singing. Singing he thought it was faint, but he mustered all of his strength and ran to the sound. The sounds grew louder. He approached a large rock and peered from behind it, Katana ready in hand.

It was musician of some sort, maybe fourteen. He wore a cap that was a jackal head, with bells on it, like some cross of a wolf scalp and jester's hat. His attire was peasant like, but with the odd bright colour of clothing, and curled up shoes with bells on their tips. He played a lute, like he was a master of that kind of instrument. He was obviously a minstrel… of sorts. He listened to his singing…

(Play Bard's Song, In the Forest, By Blind Guardian)

"Now you all know,
The bards and their songs,
When hours have gone by,
I close my eyes,
In a world far away,
We may meet again,
But now hear my song,
About the dawn of the night,
Let's sing the bards' song,"
 
"Tomorrow will take us away,
Far from home,
No one will ever know our names,
But the bards' songs will remain,
Tomorrow will take it away,
The fear of today,
It will be gone,
Due to our magic songs…"
 
Taloth edged forward, Katana ready. He readied a balanced knife in his other hand.
 
"There's only one song,
Left in my mind,
Tales of a brave man,
Who lived far from here,
Now the bard songs are over,
And it's time to leave,
No one should ask you for the name,
Of the one,
Who tells the story…"
 
 
"Tomorrow will take us away,
Far from home,
No one will ever know our names,
But the bards' songs will remain,
Tomorrow all will be known,
And you're not alone,
So don't be afraid,
In the dark and cold,
'Cause the bards' songs will remain,
They all will remain,"
 
"In my thoughts and in my dreams,
They're always in my mind,
These songs of hobbits, dwarves and men,
And elves,
Come close your eyes,

You can see them, too…"

Taloth clapped several times slowly and with a stern look on his face. The minstrel turned around a little shocked.

"Where do you get off, singing like everything is happy? Are you stupid or just ignorant!" Taloth began. The minstrel looked at him oddly.

"Baal passed here possibly hours ago! Are you stupid or an agent of his?"

He said raising his katana.

"Neither, and I'm Bard, thanks for asking," He sarcastically said. Before Taloth could move, Bard whipped out an arrow and shot it from the strings of his lute, knocking his katana out of his hand. Taloth readied his knife.

"Ah-ah." Bard corrected with another arrow ready. Taloth sighed.

"Get over with it." He said. Bard sighed.

"Are you stupid or just ignorant?" Bard repeated in Taloth's tone. "I…. AM…NOT…EVIL." He said.

"I may be a barbarian but I'm not that dumb." Taloth retorted.

"I am going to Mount Arreat, my family-"

"I know." Bard said. "I myself am a vagabond. I used to travel with performers, but I am seeking my own fortune. Where wars go, money isn't far behind."

"And perhaps they find you?" Taloth said amused.

"I am not dead, and I have braved Tristram, poor Ol' Griswold…"

"Tell you what, I am a direct relative of the leader of the barbarian tribe leader guarding Arreat. Troops are plentiful there as well as gold, and I've never seen a minstrel there."

Bard seemed interested.

"You help me get to Arreat, I allow you into the city."

Bard sat up and approached Taloth.

"What if I lead you to Arreat, and you kill me, or don't allow me into the city?" Bard asked.

"As a cousin of The Hammer, of the Courageous Five, I carry his family honour." Bard was shocked.

"YOU are The Hammer's cousin!"

"Is it a deal?" Taloth asked. Bard though hard.

"Deal, but if we run into any monster, I don't know you."

"This sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship…" Taloth sighed.

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"Where am I?" The Hammer asked floating in a dark place. "Adrian? Sheila? …… Mommy?"

"There are not here but I am." A voice said.

"Who are you, where am I, where are my friends?"

"Quite the inquisitive temperament, no?" The voice said.

"Uh, what?"

"Hrmph… You are in the ethereal realm. All of what Trag'Oul teleports passes through here, as well as tortured spirits unable to travel to heaven or hell. While your friends have not been interrupted by any spirits unlike you…"

A figure materialized, long, tall and wicked.

"Mephisto…" Hammer cursed.

"Indeed. I am stuck here since your friends killed my followers and me. Diablo sends his regards."

"What do you want…wait a minute..." Hammer flung his hand through Mephisto, and then Mephisto broke into a million pieces.

"You're not real." He smiled.

"True," Mephisto said his image reforming, "But my mind is the same."

"Leave me be." Hammer said.

"Wait!" Hammer glanced back at the vanquished evil. "Not until you hear me." The Hammer crossed his arms. "I can only contact you once, and if I wanted to kill you group, I'd attack the Necromancer." He smiled devilishly, "But that's what this about in the first place…"

The Hammer shrugged, "Why not… prick." Mephisto ignored the last comment and began.

"Your friend, he is you best friend no?" Hammer nodded, "But he has a… Better friend than you if I'm not mistaken…" Hammer raised an eyebrow. "The Amazon-like cat he loves." Hammer nodded still a little unsure. "They haven't really explored their relationship have they?"

"True…" The Hammer said thinking.

"They don't show any affection for one another while you're around do they…"

"Well…"

"At times during you crusade… have they tried to find some alone time... without you?" The Hammer was silent. "It dawns on you, you are an obstacle for them. You are a thorn in their relationship if you will. Who knows? If you weren't around they could already be married. But you are in the picture, so everything becomes changed, no?" The Hammer sat silent.

"Do you ever think you get in between them, or more importantly, do they think that " The Hammer still said nothing.

"They would want peace, wouldn't they? Privacy? Face it Barbarian, you are about to be kicked off the team." Mephisto smiled and ended.

"Well, I've wasted enough of your time. Be on your way…"

The blue mist once again enveloped the Hammer…

He regained consciousness atop a mountain, with his friends. Adrian and Sheila, who seemed almost closer together than normal to the Hammer.

"Let's kick some demon ass." Adrian, the Puppetmaster smiled.

"Look out Baal!" Sheila sneered.

Hammer paid no attention. Was he really a burden to them? Was the lord of Hatred right? Maybe he should leave… In the distance he could almost hear a minstrel singing….

!Play the Bard's Song (the Hobbit Version)!

"Out in the distance,
There's so much gold,
The treasure that I've found,
Is more than enough?
Far to be the hill we've to go,
Over the mountain and seas,
To the old hill,
Where the old dragon sleeps,
Blind in the dark dungeon's night,
So God please take me away from here,
And Gollum shows the way right out!"
 
(Solo)
 
"I'm alive!"
 
"The dying dragon brought trouble and pain,
And horror to the halls of stone,
I'll take the mighty stone,
And leave the dwarves behind,
Ice and fire and forest we passed,
And horror in the halls of stone!"
 
"Trolls in the dark,
The dawn took them all,
Caught in the wood,
By the wooden kings' men,
But now I'm alone,
'Cause I've made up my mind,
By the spell of gold!"
 
"The king under the mountain,
Will risk the Great War,
Oh what a fool,
He's losing control,
So I am trying to find a way,
Blind in the dark dungeon's night,
Then darkness comes from the northern side,
And Thorin clears his mind…"

To Be Continued Foolish Mortal…

What do you think? All feedback is encouraged!

-Alpha Draconis