While the Guardian's away, the virus comes out to play. And this little virus just loves messing with the G-boys (Or in Wufei's case sometimes, G-girl)
An Unfortunate Occurrence, pt 6
Quatre-A, finding himself alone in the basement, once again began to fix the water heater. Since he knew what he was doing this time around, it took only a matter of minutes to fix. With a sigh of relief he returned upstairs and went into the bathroom, ducking on the way in. If a permanent solution wasn't found to this mess, he would have to start finding safehouses with really tall ceilings and doorways.
Quatre-A turned on the hot water tap and let in run for a minute. Then he placed his hands under the water and splashed his face for good measure. All of a sudden he felt really...short. Quatre looked in the mirror and discovered he was back to normal height, which after being 9 ft tall was exceedingly short. Quatre then took 2 paper cups from their holder on the side of the sink and filled them with hot water. Then, ducking out of habit, he went outside to find his companions.
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Duo-H watched as Wufei-chan chased Heero-D all over the yard. She was still waving her bonbouri and yelling things in Chinese that should never be translated. Heero-D was ducking her shots and laughing.
Suddenly the top of Duo's head was wet (And no, there was not a pigeon passing overhead). Duo looked up to see Quatre holding a now empty paper cup.
"Finally got the hot water fixed, huh."
"Would have been done sooner, but Wufei smashed the water heater and I had to start over again."
"Why would Wu-man do that?"
"She was aiming for Heero. Speaking of which, should we save him now?"
"Nah, just sit back and enjoy the show." Quatre did just that. Two minutes later Wufei-chan swung her bonbouri again and missed. This time she hit the ground, leaving a crater 1 ft deep and 3 ft in diameter.
Quatre and Duo sweatdropped. "Maybe we should save him now?"
"Uh huh."
Meanwhile Wufei-chan had managed to trip Heero-D and raised her bonbouri for the killing blow. The next thing she knew, her face was covered with warm water and her bonbouri, purple hair, and any and all ...ahem...female attributes disappeared. Wufei looked around confused. "What am I doing here?"
"Trying to kill Heero, you don't remember?"
"The last thing I remember was going to bed last night."
Quatre then emptied the remaining few drops on Heero-D to return him to normal.
Wufei questioned on "Why was I trying to kill Yuy?"
"Because he was acting like Duo."
"You mean he was acting like an immature, childish..."
"Hey Woofie," Duo interrupted, "Your mascaras running." Wufei looked confused for a second, then ran his hand over his face. He stared in horror at the deposits that were left in his hand. "I'm wearing MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!" Wufei ran into the house to remove the offending cosmetics.
"Hey, next time use water-proof mascara" Duo called after him.
Quatre sighed. "As soon as he's done, we're going out to look for Trowa."
"Hn." The response was total Heero, but the smirk that accompanied it showed the lingering traces of Duo's personality in the perfect soldier.
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As soon as everyone was on the plane Quatre explained where they were going.
"Okay, the last place Trowa showed up was Tokyo, Japan. There's no real reason to believe he's there, not at the rate he's been traveling, but it's our only lead."
"But it's hours till we reach Tokyo" Wufei muttered.
Duo's eyes gleamed with mischief. "Wufei, you really don't remember what happened this morning?" The Altron pilot shook his head. "In that case I have a little video for you to watch."
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Two minutes into the video Wufei was in a state of shock. Five minutes into the video he was completely comatose.
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A while later they arrived in Tokyo. Wufei exited the plane in a state of shock. "I was really like that?" The others nodded. "Then I shall avoid cold water at all costs. Never again shall I become that fanatical weak woman." About two seconds after he said that a truck drove by and sprayed him with muddy water from the road. "No say a word." Warned the ticked Amazon as she stalked off through the streets of Tokyo.
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Trowa-R couldn't understand it. He had guessed by the landmarks the he had been crossing the globe in a matter of hours. Why was it taking three days to get off this street? Suddenly Trowa-R heard a voice calling his name. He looked over his shoulder and saw a strange purple-haired girl running towards him. Trowa-R instinctively grabbed the nearest weapon he could, a bamboo umbrella someone had left lying on a bench. Trowa-R took a swing at the girl. She looked startled and produced two strange weapons out of nowhere. A short battle commenced. Trowa-R was pleasantly surprised that this body could fight exceedingly well, and with an umbrella no less.
Trowa-R saw an opening and swiped at the amazons' feet, knocking her down. He then took that opportunity to run away. He turned the corner and found himself on a different street. Hopefully his ability to get lost would prevent her from finding him. Out of nowhere a truck swerved, spraying Trowa-R the same way as Wufei.
*What?* thought Trowa; *I thought I was already in my cursed form.*
It was at that moment that Wufei-chan turned the corner. "There Trowa's umbrella, but where Trowa? And why Trowa attack Wufei anyway?"
"Wufei?" That startled Trowa. "Bweee!"
Wufei-chan turned to the sound of the noise. " Ooo piglet is too cute. You Wufei's new pet. I call you P-chan."
Trowa froze in Wufei-chan's arms. What the heck was going on?
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Somewhere in Siberia
"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW? AND WHERE DID I LEAVE MY BATTLE UMBRELLA?"
Tbc
Well this was certainly a fun chapter to write. Hope you liked that cameo from Ryoga.
Curses chart
NAME FELL IN CURSED NAME
Heero Spring of the Almost Drowned Duo Heero-D
Duo Spring of the Almost Drowned Heero Duo-H
Quatre Spring of the Drowned Angel Quatre-A
Trowa Spring of the Almost Drowned Trowa-R/P-chan
Eternal Lost Boy (a.k.a. Spring
of the Almost Drowned Ryoga Hibiki)
Wufei Spring of the Drowned Amazon Princess Wufei-chan
Beware for this list shall grow.
Bwahahaha
An Unfortunate Occurrence, pt 6
Quatre-A, finding himself alone in the basement, once again began to fix the water heater. Since he knew what he was doing this time around, it took only a matter of minutes to fix. With a sigh of relief he returned upstairs and went into the bathroom, ducking on the way in. If a permanent solution wasn't found to this mess, he would have to start finding safehouses with really tall ceilings and doorways.
Quatre-A turned on the hot water tap and let in run for a minute. Then he placed his hands under the water and splashed his face for good measure. All of a sudden he felt really...short. Quatre looked in the mirror and discovered he was back to normal height, which after being 9 ft tall was exceedingly short. Quatre then took 2 paper cups from their holder on the side of the sink and filled them with hot water. Then, ducking out of habit, he went outside to find his companions.
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Duo-H watched as Wufei-chan chased Heero-D all over the yard. She was still waving her bonbouri and yelling things in Chinese that should never be translated. Heero-D was ducking her shots and laughing.
Suddenly the top of Duo's head was wet (And no, there was not a pigeon passing overhead). Duo looked up to see Quatre holding a now empty paper cup.
"Finally got the hot water fixed, huh."
"Would have been done sooner, but Wufei smashed the water heater and I had to start over again."
"Why would Wu-man do that?"
"She was aiming for Heero. Speaking of which, should we save him now?"
"Nah, just sit back and enjoy the show." Quatre did just that. Two minutes later Wufei-chan swung her bonbouri again and missed. This time she hit the ground, leaving a crater 1 ft deep and 3 ft in diameter.
Quatre and Duo sweatdropped. "Maybe we should save him now?"
"Uh huh."
Meanwhile Wufei-chan had managed to trip Heero-D and raised her bonbouri for the killing blow. The next thing she knew, her face was covered with warm water and her bonbouri, purple hair, and any and all ...ahem...female attributes disappeared. Wufei looked around confused. "What am I doing here?"
"Trying to kill Heero, you don't remember?"
"The last thing I remember was going to bed last night."
Quatre then emptied the remaining few drops on Heero-D to return him to normal.
Wufei questioned on "Why was I trying to kill Yuy?"
"Because he was acting like Duo."
"You mean he was acting like an immature, childish..."
"Hey Woofie," Duo interrupted, "Your mascaras running." Wufei looked confused for a second, then ran his hand over his face. He stared in horror at the deposits that were left in his hand. "I'm wearing MAKE-UP!!!!!!!!!" Wufei ran into the house to remove the offending cosmetics.
"Hey, next time use water-proof mascara" Duo called after him.
Quatre sighed. "As soon as he's done, we're going out to look for Trowa."
"Hn." The response was total Heero, but the smirk that accompanied it showed the lingering traces of Duo's personality in the perfect soldier.
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As soon as everyone was on the plane Quatre explained where they were going.
"Okay, the last place Trowa showed up was Tokyo, Japan. There's no real reason to believe he's there, not at the rate he's been traveling, but it's our only lead."
"But it's hours till we reach Tokyo" Wufei muttered.
Duo's eyes gleamed with mischief. "Wufei, you really don't remember what happened this morning?" The Altron pilot shook his head. "In that case I have a little video for you to watch."
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Two minutes into the video Wufei was in a state of shock. Five minutes into the video he was completely comatose.
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A while later they arrived in Tokyo. Wufei exited the plane in a state of shock. "I was really like that?" The others nodded. "Then I shall avoid cold water at all costs. Never again shall I become that fanatical weak woman." About two seconds after he said that a truck drove by and sprayed him with muddy water from the road. "No say a word." Warned the ticked Amazon as she stalked off through the streets of Tokyo.
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Trowa-R couldn't understand it. He had guessed by the landmarks the he had been crossing the globe in a matter of hours. Why was it taking three days to get off this street? Suddenly Trowa-R heard a voice calling his name. He looked over his shoulder and saw a strange purple-haired girl running towards him. Trowa-R instinctively grabbed the nearest weapon he could, a bamboo umbrella someone had left lying on a bench. Trowa-R took a swing at the girl. She looked startled and produced two strange weapons out of nowhere. A short battle commenced. Trowa-R was pleasantly surprised that this body could fight exceedingly well, and with an umbrella no less.
Trowa-R saw an opening and swiped at the amazons' feet, knocking her down. He then took that opportunity to run away. He turned the corner and found himself on a different street. Hopefully his ability to get lost would prevent her from finding him. Out of nowhere a truck swerved, spraying Trowa-R the same way as Wufei.
*What?* thought Trowa; *I thought I was already in my cursed form.*
It was at that moment that Wufei-chan turned the corner. "There Trowa's umbrella, but where Trowa? And why Trowa attack Wufei anyway?"
"Wufei?" That startled Trowa. "Bweee!"
Wufei-chan turned to the sound of the noise. " Ooo piglet is too cute. You Wufei's new pet. I call you P-chan."
Trowa froze in Wufei-chan's arms. What the heck was going on?
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Somewhere in Siberia
"WHERE ON EARTH AM I NOW? AND WHERE DID I LEAVE MY BATTLE UMBRELLA?"
Tbc
Well this was certainly a fun chapter to write. Hope you liked that cameo from Ryoga.
Curses chart
NAME FELL IN CURSED NAME
Heero Spring of the Almost Drowned Duo Heero-D
Duo Spring of the Almost Drowned Heero Duo-H
Quatre Spring of the Drowned Angel Quatre-A
Trowa Spring of the Almost Drowned Trowa-R/P-chan
Eternal Lost Boy (a.k.a. Spring
of the Almost Drowned Ryoga Hibiki)
Wufei Spring of the Drowned Amazon Princess Wufei-chan
Beware for this list shall grow.
Bwahahaha