Geez, you'd think by chapter 7 I could spell occurrence without the spell-check
An Unfortunate Occurrence pt 7 Wufei's pet
Heero, Duo, and Quatre caught up to Wufei-chan, who was holding a small black piglet, which seemed to be in a state of shock. "Any luck finding Trowa?" asked Quatre.
"Wufei find Trowa, but lost. Then find too too cute piglet, I name P-chan." The pseudo-princess then cuddled her new pet to her chest. The poor animal got a nosebleed and passed out.
Heero dismissed the animal quickly, but noticed the umbrella lying in a puddle. "Who does this belong to?"
"Trowa use to fight. Was very goodly fighter. Defeat Wufei very easy. Now Wufei has to find again." The last part was said with a fair amount of force.
"Why is Wufei so psyched about finding Trowa again?" Duo whispered to Quatre
"I don't know. But I don't think it's something good for Trowa"
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After a dismal failure of all involved parties in finding Trowa, the group had gone back to the well-hidden carrier and was heading home. Wufei-chan was asleep in a chair, the piglet asleep in her arms. In the corner was the bamboo umbrella Trowa had used to fight Wufei-chan. It had taken all three boys and Wu-chan (though she only used one hand, the other hand carried her piglet.) to drag it to the carrier. The thing must have weighed three tons. Heero was once again piloting and Quatre was looking up something on-line via satellite uplink. He suddenly gasped.
"Whats up?" asked Duo
"There's a section here on Chinese Amazon law. It states if an Amazon is defeated by an outsider, than the Amazon is required to hunt down and kill that person."
"Oh man, please tell me the little princess does not want to kill Trowa."
"I hope not"
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Back at the safehouse Heero was back at work at his laptop, Quatre was on assignment and Duo was trying to play with P-chan. Wu-chan had told, no, ordered Duo to take care of it. And after seeing her practically kill Heero this morning, the Deathscythe pilot was not taking any chances. However the pig did not want to play.
"How about Monopoly? Checkers? Chutes and ladders?" the piglet didn't even pay attention. "Then it will have to be Scrabble" Duo picked the box up and placed it down in front of the pig. P-chan head butted the box off the table. Letters went flying. The little pig jumped off the table and started to rearrange the tiles.
"No, bad piggy." Duo scooped up the miniscule animal and dumped him back on the table, then proceeded to clean up the spilt game. P-chan looked very dejected, then spotted another avenue. While Duo was busy with the game, the little porker ran up to Heero's laptop and started typing. That was not a very smart move. Heero picked up the small beat and flung it against the wall. It hit the wall with a thud and landed in a recently watered potted plant.
"Aw lighten up Heero." Duo remarked, splashing the perfect soldier.
"Right back at ya." Shot back Heero-D as he turned the tables on Duo.
P-chan was considering moving to a Tibetan Monastery. The monks that had been there were very nice.
"Great" mumbled Duo-H as he saw P-chan, "Now you need a bath." He carried the muddy pig to the bathroom.
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Duo-H filled the tub with hot water. As soon as he had done so, P-chan leapt into the tub'
"Trowa?!" It was a bandanaed and fanged Trowa who was wearing weird clothing, but it was still Trowa.
The long missing Heavyarms pilot climbed out of the tub. "I was beginning to think I'd never be human again."
The bathroom door burst open. Literally. And standing in the splinters was none other than Wufei-chan.
"Trowa, you mine!" the Amazon lunged at Trowa-R and they both fell in to the tub.
"WHAT THE #ELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!" Cried Trowa
"That's what I want to know." Answered Duo
"Why am I in the tub with my clothes on?" asked Wufei, though he was sure he didn't want to know.
TBC
Servo: Wait that isn't the Amazon law. The Amazon law states......(shocked) You wouldn't! What the heck am I saying, of course you would.
I'm having so much fun.
Curses chart
Name Fell in Cursed Name
Heero Spring of Almost Drowned Duo Heero-D
Duo Spring of Almost Drowned Heero Duo-H
Quatre Spring of the Drowned Angel Quatre-A
Trowa Spring of the Almost Drowned Eternal Lost Boy* Trowa-R / P-chan
Wufei Spring of the Drowned Amazon Princess Wufei-chan
*Ryoga Hibiki
An Unfortunate Occurrence pt 7 Wufei's pet
Heero, Duo, and Quatre caught up to Wufei-chan, who was holding a small black piglet, which seemed to be in a state of shock. "Any luck finding Trowa?" asked Quatre.
"Wufei find Trowa, but lost. Then find too too cute piglet, I name P-chan." The pseudo-princess then cuddled her new pet to her chest. The poor animal got a nosebleed and passed out.
Heero dismissed the animal quickly, but noticed the umbrella lying in a puddle. "Who does this belong to?"
"Trowa use to fight. Was very goodly fighter. Defeat Wufei very easy. Now Wufei has to find again." The last part was said with a fair amount of force.
"Why is Wufei so psyched about finding Trowa again?" Duo whispered to Quatre
"I don't know. But I don't think it's something good for Trowa"
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After a dismal failure of all involved parties in finding Trowa, the group had gone back to the well-hidden carrier and was heading home. Wufei-chan was asleep in a chair, the piglet asleep in her arms. In the corner was the bamboo umbrella Trowa had used to fight Wufei-chan. It had taken all three boys and Wu-chan (though she only used one hand, the other hand carried her piglet.) to drag it to the carrier. The thing must have weighed three tons. Heero was once again piloting and Quatre was looking up something on-line via satellite uplink. He suddenly gasped.
"Whats up?" asked Duo
"There's a section here on Chinese Amazon law. It states if an Amazon is defeated by an outsider, than the Amazon is required to hunt down and kill that person."
"Oh man, please tell me the little princess does not want to kill Trowa."
"I hope not"
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Back at the safehouse Heero was back at work at his laptop, Quatre was on assignment and Duo was trying to play with P-chan. Wu-chan had told, no, ordered Duo to take care of it. And after seeing her practically kill Heero this morning, the Deathscythe pilot was not taking any chances. However the pig did not want to play.
"How about Monopoly? Checkers? Chutes and ladders?" the piglet didn't even pay attention. "Then it will have to be Scrabble" Duo picked the box up and placed it down in front of the pig. P-chan head butted the box off the table. Letters went flying. The little pig jumped off the table and started to rearrange the tiles.
"No, bad piggy." Duo scooped up the miniscule animal and dumped him back on the table, then proceeded to clean up the spilt game. P-chan looked very dejected, then spotted another avenue. While Duo was busy with the game, the little porker ran up to Heero's laptop and started typing. That was not a very smart move. Heero picked up the small beat and flung it against the wall. It hit the wall with a thud and landed in a recently watered potted plant.
"Aw lighten up Heero." Duo remarked, splashing the perfect soldier.
"Right back at ya." Shot back Heero-D as he turned the tables on Duo.
P-chan was considering moving to a Tibetan Monastery. The monks that had been there were very nice.
"Great" mumbled Duo-H as he saw P-chan, "Now you need a bath." He carried the muddy pig to the bathroom.
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Duo-H filled the tub with hot water. As soon as he had done so, P-chan leapt into the tub'
"Trowa?!" It was a bandanaed and fanged Trowa who was wearing weird clothing, but it was still Trowa.
The long missing Heavyarms pilot climbed out of the tub. "I was beginning to think I'd never be human again."
The bathroom door burst open. Literally. And standing in the splinters was none other than Wufei-chan.
"Trowa, you mine!" the Amazon lunged at Trowa-R and they both fell in to the tub.
"WHAT THE #ELL IS GOING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!" Cried Trowa
"That's what I want to know." Answered Duo
"Why am I in the tub with my clothes on?" asked Wufei, though he was sure he didn't want to know.
TBC
Servo: Wait that isn't the Amazon law. The Amazon law states......(shocked) You wouldn't! What the heck am I saying, of course you would.
I'm having so much fun.
Curses chart
Name Fell in Cursed Name
Heero Spring of Almost Drowned Duo Heero-D
Duo Spring of Almost Drowned Heero Duo-H
Quatre Spring of the Drowned Angel Quatre-A
Trowa Spring of the Almost Drowned Eternal Lost Boy* Trowa-R / P-chan
Wufei Spring of the Drowned Amazon Princess Wufei-chan
*Ryoga Hibiki