pureVENOM: Ah, something I thought of cause I couldn't get ta sleep before da first day back ta school.
I don't own the great Legend of Dragoon. It is owned by Sony.
I also don't own Twinkies. They're owned by Hostess.
I also don't own the movie House on a Haunted Hill, which I named my Mansion on a Malevolent Mountain from.
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After the Nightmarez
Chapter One: A Movie and Some Surprise Guests
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-At the newly built living room of the Indels Castle
Meru: I'm still pissed about that nightmare she gave me.
-The young Wingly sat, looking pretty bitchin' pissed, on the kitchen table, eating her seventy-first Twinkie.
Haschel: Yeah! Me too!! ...Uh, what was my nightmare again??
Rose: : ) Well if you two are so pissed about it, why don't you go... get revenge or something...?
Miranda: Meru!! Don't eat all our Twinkies again!!
-Grabs the box and puts it away. (But not before scarfing down several Twinkies of her own.)
Meru: o_0 You know what, Rose!? That's a pretty good bitchin' idea!!! Let's think of a plan!!
-The young Wingly glanced about her comrades with a stupid grin on her face.
Meru: Er, ya guy's got any ideas??
-Most of the people around weren't listening.
Lavitz was zooming around the living room, enjoying his recently aquired Jade Dragoon Spirit while Albert ran around trying to catch him in an incredibly big butterfly net so that he could get his Spirit back.
Dart and Lloyd were arm-wrestling. It was their thirty-second time, and the powerful Wingly, of course, won each of the bouts.
Miranda was hidden under the sofa, wolfing down more Twinkies.
Miranda: *pops out from under the sofa* *to Meru and Haschel* You guys are wasting your time.
Meru: Oh, so you're taking her side, huh!?
Miranda: No way!! I'd rather eat Moldy Tofu Flies than take that sadistic cretin's side!!
Rose: There's no such thing as Moldy Tofu Flies!!
Miranda: Uh... (triez to think of something to say back) SO!?! ..... (she thinks) .... Oh!! .... ...Well there WILL BE!!!!! MWA HAHAHAHA!!!! (runz off)
Rose: Is it just me or was that really disturbing...?
-Suddenly someone busts through the living room wall in Dragoon Armor.
Zieg: Hey, everybody!!! Ya miss me!?!?!?!
Rose: 0_o;;;; Zieg!? But you're dead!! I saw you get blown to smithereens at the Divine Tree!!
Zieg: Huh? Well then you're supposed ta be dead too, babe.
-The red Dragoon glances around.
Zieg: I think Lloyd and Lavitz are also supposed to be dead.
Rose, Lloyd, and Lavitz: 0_o;;;;;;;;;; No we're not!!!!
-Meru pops by holding a stack of moviez.
Meru: Hey! Anybody wanna watch some moooooviezzz!?! Screw revenge!! Wah hah!! (she flops onto the couch and tossez a tape into the VCR)
Haschel: Hell yeah!! Forget revenge!! MOVIE!! MOVIE!! MOVIE!! WHOOOO!!! (leaps on the couch)
Albert: Since when has this world invented VCR's?? (hops on the couch too)
Lavitz: Who carez!? (also jumps onto the couch) What are we watching?
Meru: Huh? I dunno.
-The VCR makes a sputtering couch and diez.
Kongol: Kongol thinks weird machine-thingy is dead.
Meru: (runz to the VCR) It's not!! How does this thing work?? ...What button do I press?? ...Oh wellz!! I'll just push 'em all!! (starts pushing random buttons)
Lloyd: Uh, Meru, do you know what you're doing...?
VCR: This VCR will self-destruct in three seconds... One....
Dart: Apparently not...
VCR: ...Two...
Lavitz, Lloyd, Rose and Zieg: AHHHH!!! I don't wanna die again!!!
Zieg: (points at Rose, Lloyd, and Lavitz) Hah!! You guyz DID die!!! (dances in triumph)
VCR: ...Three...
-Everybody coverz their headz. ...As if that'll do any good... : D
VCR: ...BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
Everybody: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Shana: Huh? We're still alive??
VCR: MWA HAHA!! Gotcha, huh!?!?!? ^_^
Haschel: Hey... I know that voice... ...I think.
pureVENOM from the VCR: I wouldn't kill ya guyz, ya know!! Yer all WAY too cool, well, Meru, Lavitz, Lloyd, Albert, Syuveil, Damia, Kanzas, Rose, Selebus, Kubila, Rodriguez, Guftas, Jiango and Zackwell anyway... Sigh, but unfortunately I got matterz ta take care of, so I can't join your little party. Buh byez!! Take care now! Here, you guyz can watch 'Mansion on a Malevolent Mountain'!! It's really kewl!! ...Oh, and I'm inviting a friend over, kay!!
Rose: Friend...?
-Someone busts through another wall in the living room.
Haschel: Good grief!! Can't anybody KNOCK nowadays!? People these dayz...
Zackwell: Hey, everybody!!! Ya miss me!?!?!?!
Zieg: Hey!! That's what I said!! You're stealing my line!!
Zackwell: Am not!!
Zieg: Are too!!
Zackwell: Am not!!
Zieg: Are too!!
Rose: Wow, that's alotta Z's.
-The argument between Zackwell and Zieg continuez in the background. I don't wanna write it anymore.
VCR: (Clicks and whirrs) (Mansion on a Malevolent Mountain is starting)
Meru: Hey, is there any popcorn in this ol' Indels castle!?
Albert: (looks at his watch and thinks) Hm... the last time I bought popcorn was.... exactly 12 years, 3 months, 2 weeks, 6 days, 12 hourz, and 4 minutes ago.
Lavitz: 0_o Wow!! You memerize things like that!?
Albert: (shrugz) Yeah.
Meru: Man!! (gagz) That popcorn must be like... POISONED or something by now!! But we have to eat SOMETHING!!! It's a MOVIE!!!!
-Miranda suddenly appears holding something that smelled like polish-remover, sweaty gym socks, skunk spray, durian fruit, and chunky milk all mixed together. The stench came from a platinum tray of a bunch of cream-colored fly-looking creatures with a green glow and yellow-green specklez. . (GROSS!!)
Miranda: Your problems are solved, Meru!! Moldy Tofu Flies to the rescue!! (thrusts the tray in Meru's greening face) Try some!! I just made them!!
Albert: (turing a shade of green similar to his cape) How did you get them to mold so fast. You just made them, right...? O_o;;;;;;
Miranda: Well, I had to add some radioactive chemicals to make them mold faster... but it doesn't affect the taste!! /\_/\ (hops onto the couch with Albert, Meru, and Lavitz) C'mon, eat 'em!! We're missing the previewz~!!!
Meru: Uh, I'd rather not...
-After a half an hour into the movie.
Dart: This movie's dumb. Nobody in it can fight. They just keep getting sliced up by the monsters.
Shana: (shaking in fear as a monster in the movie starts looking for another victim)
????'? ???????: GROOOOWWWWLLLL...!!!
Shana: EEK!!! The MONSTER'S HERE!!! ,;;;; KILL IT, DART!!! .............Dart?
-The main character of Legend of Dragoon was hiding under the sofa.
Meru: Hey, chill, alright!? It was just my stomach! I'm SOOO bitchin' hungry!! (without thinking, Meru grabs a handful of Moldy Tofu Flies and eats them)
Albert, Haschel and Lavitz: MERU, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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pureVENOM: Heh. So how is it?? Should I continue?? I kinda like my Moldy Tofu Flies idea... Hehe... What do you think'll happen to the poor Wingly, huh??