pureVENOM: Hm, a FLAMER, huh!? Suck Moldy Tofu Flies and go to hell, greg b!! I'm continuin' my fic anyway!! : P
Ehehe... Well, please read and review, alright!!
I don't own the great Legend of Dragoon. It is owned by Sony.
I also don't own Hostess. It's owned by Hostess.
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After the Nightmarez
Chapter Two: Miranda's New Food
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-At the newly built living room of the Indels Castle
Meru: Ooh, I don't feel so well... (she suddenly sprouts an extra two sets of arms and legs)
Everybody: ... o_0;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ...Meru...?
Meru: O.O WHOA!! BITCHIN' KEWLLLL!!!!! (admires her newly mutated self)
Haschel: Agh!! Dart!! Miranda!! Anybody!! Do something!!
Lloyd: Alright. ... (transformz)(He just learned how to transform, all right!?) Divine Dragon Cannon!! (knocks out Meru)
Haschel: Lloyd!!
Lloyd: You said do something.
Haschel: I didn't mean THAT!!!
Rose: Well, technically, you didn't say NOT to do that. It's really not hi-
Shana: Okay, okay. Let's stop arguing, all right?? We have to think of a way to-
Rose: HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME, PUNY MOON CHILD!?!?!?
-Shana freaks out and runs as Rose starts to chase Shana with her Dragon Buster, shouting ''DIE, MOON CHILD, DIE!!!!''.
Dart: Oh no!! Shana!!
Lavitz, Lloyd, Miranda, Zackwell, and Zieg: BoooOOoo0OO0OooO!!!!! (they throw Moldy Tofu Flies at him)
Dart: NooOOoOoo!!!! NOT THE MMOLDDDY TTTOFUUU FLIIIEEESSSS!!!!!! AGH!! I'm DYING, DYING, DYING!!! (Dart twitchez for a couple of hourz and dies)
Haschel: ...That was a little freaky. ... Heh. Stupid grandson.
Miranda: Yeah... I guess I better get rid of these...
Lloyd: Miranda, do you know how to change Meru back??
Miranda: Hm (goes into a thinking stance) .................. Nope!! (everybody sighz) ...But I can try!!! /\_/\
Zackwell: Well, I guess if we want Meru to turn back, we feed her the opposite of Moldy Tofu Flies!!
Lavitz: Which would be...?
Lloyd: I think the opposite of a fly is an ant.
Haschel: I don't think Mold, Tofu, OR flies have opposites...
Zieg: Yeah they do!! The opposite of Mold is MILDEW!!!! AHHH!!! GLORIOUS MILDEW!!! (starts worshiping a speck of Mildew on the wall)
Kongol: Then what is Tofu opposite??
-Nobody knowz.
Miranda: Don't worry!! I got it!! (she skips away very scarily)
Meru: (holding a bunch of juggling balls) Look what I can do!!! (stats to juggle)
-The mutated Wingly drops all six of them.
Meru: DAMN!!! Man, these extra arms SUCK!!!
-A few minutes later Lloyd suddenly starts laughing.
Lavitz: What' so funny, Lloyd??
Lloyd: I just remembered something. That's all.
Zieg: (stops worshipping the Mildew) What is it??
Lloyd: That I'm one of the hardest and good-looking bosses in the game and you two just plain suck.
Zieg: WHAT!!??!
Lavitz: Damn, why'd you have to bring that up!?!? You know I'm sensitive about that!! ;_;
WHY AM I SUCH A WEAK BOSS, SOA, WHY!??!?!?!?
Zieg: You are soooo NOT one of the best bosses in the game. You-
Lloyd: (sigh) (fakely shocked voice) Zieg, you forgot worshipping your Mildew!!
Zieg: 0_O;;;;;;; !!!!!!!! GASP!!!!!! (starts apologizing to the Mildew)
Miranda: ALL RIGHT!!! IT'S HERE!!! MILDEWY TOFU FROGS TO THE RESCUE!!!!
-Miranda's holding another platinum tray. This time it's carrying a bunch of yellow frogs with brown speckles. It smells almost twice as bad as the Moldy Tofu Flies.
Lloyd: (holding his nose) C-can't breathe...... (puts on one of the several nearby
gas-masks) Wow!! Convenience nowadays is great!!! *ahem* Anyway, Miranda, I thought I said 'ants' not frogs.
Miranda: ^_^ Oh! I couldn't find any ants, so I got the next closest thing I could find!!
Albert: How could you not find any ants? That isn't very logical. AnTS ARE EVerYTWHErE!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE THEM!!!!! (starts quivering and scoots away) NOOOOO!!! KEEP THEM AWAY!!!! (jumps up and runs out of the room, swinging his spear) WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Lavitz: (shakes his head sadly) Traumitized for life...
Zackwell: Me and my friends eliminated the ant-kind a few days ago. THEY'RE SO DAMN ANNOYING!!! THE EVIL LITTLE THINGS!!! All ants, roaches, and mosquitoes are now officailly extinct. Hehe...
Haschel: ...A frog was the closest thing you could find to an ant...
Meru: You didn't get an opposite for Tofu!!!
Miranda: There isn't an opposite for Tofu.
Meru: Oh yeah!?!? How do YOU know!?!?!
Miranda: I looked it up.
Meru: Oh.
Miranda: Anyway, here eat some of my Mildewy Tofu Frogs!! I made them just for you, Merrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuu!!!
Meru: They look............ GROSS!!!!! (tries to run)
Miranda: : ( NO!!! DON'T LET HER ESCAPE!!!!
-Lloyd and Lavitz easily tackle the fleeing Wingly girl.
Meru: NOOOOOO!!!!
-Meru thrashes around with her super-mutated strength. Lloyd and Lavitz can barely hold on.
Lloyd: Miranda!!! Feed her the Mildewy Tofu Frogs NOW!!!
Miranda: Will do!!
-The Sacred Sister almost reaches the struggling young Wingly when....
Zieg: NOOOOOOOO!!!! THE MILDEWWW!!!! (Zieg knocks Miranda to the ground)
Miranda: Pain pain pain!(Note- please read and review Humorous Poetries poem by this name. Author- Nanashi 1, 3, 28 and Jenny)
Zieg: Don't worry, oh great Mildewy ones!! I'll save you!! (starts to run off with the Mildewy Tofu Frogs)
Lavitz: Damn, we need help!!! Dart!!
Lloyd: Dart's dead!!
Lavitz: Oh yeah! Albert, help!!
Lloyd: Albert's on a psychotic rampage, remember...?
Lavitz: Argh!! Damn!! Shana!? Rose!?
Lloyd: : ( Look, can't you think before saying something!?! Shana is being chased around the living room by a very pissed an murderous Rose!!
Lavitz: . Okay... Meru, a little help here!?
Meru: Geez, did half of your brain bitchin' rot while you were dead or something? I'm supposed to be being held down by you two so I won't be able to run away while Miranda feeds me the Mildewy Tofu Frogs that will restore me to my BEAUTIFUL bithchin' former self. But Zieg has unfortunately stolen the frogs and we need to call Haschel and Kongol to help us stop him.
Lavitz: Oh, right!! Haschel!! Kongol!!
Lloyd and Lavitz: STOP THAT ZIEG!!
Lloyd: Yeah, I always wanted to say that!!!
Lavitz: Really!? Me too!!!
-Haschel and Kongol somehow catch up to Zieg and tackle him to the ground. They tie up the Red Dragoon and take the Mildewy Tofu Frogs back to Miranda.
Miranda: Okay, now open wide Meru!!
Meru: o_O;;;;; NO WAY!!! I'm SOOO NOT EATING THOSE THINGS!!!
Miranda: Fine. Just say 'Ahhhh...' then.
Meru: Oh, okay. Ahhhhhhhhh-
-Miranda stuffs the Mildewy Tofu Frogs down Meru's throat.
Meru: (swallowz) Ooh grooooosss!!!! That was an vile, evil trick, Miranda!!! You are so bitchin' kewl!!!
Kongol: Friend Meru is not turning back to normal.
-Meru starts to twitch.
Haschel: Oh no!! She's gonna die too!! Just like that stupid boy, Dart!!
-Meru turns back to normal.
Random People: ~Yayy!!! I KNEW my Mildewy Tofu Frogs would do it!! ~Whoooo!! ~That was SO bitchin' awesome!!! ~MWA HAHAHA, DIE YOU PATHETIC ANTS!!! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE KING OF SERDIO!!! ~NooOOOOooo!!! THE MILDEW!!!!!! ~GEt BACK HERE, MOON CHILD!!! IT IS YOUR DAY TO DIE!!!!
~EEEEKKKKKK!!!!! ~Friend Meru is okay now. Good for her. ~Hey, this ending sucks! I don't wanna be dead!! ~Yeah, you know I'm the strongest and hottest boss in the game.
~I wonder if I should kill all the fleas in the world now...?
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