"ER Goes To Chuck-E-Cheese's- Part 1"
**DISCLAIMER: This story has nothing to do with ER, NBC, Warner Bros., Chuck-E-Cheese's, etc. I don't own anything or anybody in this story, so all names, etc. Belong to whoever. NOT ME. Remember, this is HUMOR..Don't take it seriously!
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SETTING: ER IN EARLY JULY
The ER is empty. There are no patients at all, except for one man pretending to be dog and chasing runaway gurneys (A result of Dr. Dave). Randi is keeping busy by giving anyone who wants it a manicure. Right now she is painting Elizabeth's nails a puke-green.
"Ew, Elizabeth that color is nasty. Why didn't you pick like, pink?" Peter asked, walking by.
"Because then it wouldn't match my husbands sexy name" she smiled and took a bite of the pizza she was eating.
"Mmm…where'd you get that pizza?" Dave asked, ready to jump on it.
"In the fridge. Last slice," she said, chewing the crust as Randi finished her nails. Elizabeth hopped up and Dave started crying.
"Oh Dave shut up I said you were next. Now which did you want, purple or pink?" Randi asked, holding up the bottles. Dave examined them but continued to cry.
"Purple. But I want pizza now!" he sobbed, dropping to the ground, kicking and screaming.
Kerry walked over and 'accidentally' stepped on Dave's face.
"Damn it Dave how many times do I have to tell you to stop crawling around! There's a freakin' psycho chasing gurneys around the halls because YOU told him he had 'Dogofribrosis'! Now go find him and get him out of here!" Kerry screamed. Dave sat still, staring at her eyes with a death look.
"I" he said slowly.
"Want…PIZZA!!" he screamed again, Kerry jumping back in surprise.
"Did someone say pizza?" Abby yelled, walking..well, rolling in. She was pregnant with Luka's kid (or so she said…) and boy had she gained weight. She looked almost as fat as Carol did.
"Dude, now I want pizza" Cleo said, surprising everyone when she said 'dude'.
"Taking ghetto lessons, Cleo?" Mark asked, his head expanding by the minute.
"Oh My God! Lets go to Chuck-E-Cheese's!" Carter yelled, excited by his idea.
"Yeah! I wanna meet Chuckie…he's cool!" Benton agreed.
"Meat? Who said meat?" Abby said, looking around.
"Come on! We can take my bus. I had to buy one to fit Abby into" Luka said.
"Wait a second, how is Abby going to get there then?" Jing-Mei asked.
"We can hook a trailer up to the back of the bus and drag her along" Luka said, "Can we borrow yours Mark?" he asked.
"OK" he agreed, and everyone ran outside.
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After they had loaded up in the bus and Abby was settled into the trailer, Luka got in the front seat and started to drive. All of a sudden, a horrifying scream came from the back of the bus. Luka stopped immediately and yelled,
"What happened?"
"Marks tumor poked my eye out!" Elizabeth said, holding her eye.
"Well maybe if you didn't try to make out with him every 2 seconds.." Kerry mumbled.
"Shut up you damn lesbian!" Elizabeth screamed. All of a sudden her eyeball fell onto the floor.
"Damn it! Where's my eyeball?" Elizabeth asked, searching the floor.
"Can we go? I'm getting hungry!" Cleo asked. Luka nodded and threw Elizabeth a roll of tape to cover her eye with and kept driving.
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As they pulled up to the front of the Chuck-E-Cheese, they realized it was packed.
"Damn. I hope nobody chokes on anything- I don't wanna work!" Carter frowned. Luka opened the front door and told everyone to get out. Once they were all out, they began walking towards the front door.
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Abby screamed, obviously stuck in the trailer. They all stood looking at each other for a second and sighed.
"Do you think she'll fit through the door?" Mark asked.
"Shut up! You're gonna have to pop that tumor to get through!" Abby screamed.
"We'll come back for you later!" Kerry shouted as they all raced for the door. Luka stopped for a second, reached in his pocket and pulled out a peppermint. He threw it to Abby and then rushed after the others.
"That should hold you for awhile!" he called back.
"What the hell is this thing? A CRUMB?" Abby asked, but ate it anyway.
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The entire group got in the line and waited for an employee to stamp their hands. Since Dave was first in line, he stepped up first and held out his hand.
"How many?" the woman asked.
"Well if there are different designs, as many as you have!" Dave said excited.
"No you idiot! How many PEOPLE?" she asked.
"You're hot," said Dave. Elizabeth sighed.
"Can we please move this along? There is Mark, Carter, Kerry, Randi, Luka, Jing- Mei, Dave, Romano, Peter, Cleo, and Abby- except she's stuck in the trailer. Plus me- so that's 11" Elizabeth said.
"So do you like guys in scrubs," Dave asked, giving the woman a smile, "Gwen?"
"Back off," she read his tag and looked him in the eyes, "Dr. Malucci."
"Sexy," he said and winked. "Call Me," he said as she stamped his hand and walked by.
"Idiot didn't give me his number. What a loss," she rolled her eyes and stamped everyone else's hands and let them in. She pointed to a huge table in the corner and everyone ran over, all wanting the corner seat.
"I want rides!" Dave said, bouncing in his seat.
"You don't get tokens till you order food dimwit!" Cleo announced, knowing that wasn't true but wanting to keep Dave restrained for as long as possible. A waitress walked over a few seconds later.
"So what do you want? Large, medium, or small?" the waitress asked.
"CAROL?" Luka asked, surprised. Everyone else looked up, equally shocked.
"Dude you're hot again!" Dave said.
"Shut up Malucci!" Carol said, poking him in the eye with her pen.
"Ouch!" Dave said, holding his eye. Elizabeth whacked him with her purse.
"You deserved that! Anyway you're lucky you still have your eye!" Elizabeth said, taking her roll of tape out and adding to her mask.
"Why are you working HERE?" Mark asked.
"Well, I went out to see Doug and he stole our kids and took them to like, Disney Land and didn't offer to take me cause I made out with Goofy last time we went, and Goofy wasn't very good, but Doug still got mad so I left him to go sing backup for Christina Aguilera. But that didn't work out cause she said I sucked. Let me tell you her voice is edited cause I sing WAY better than her. I think she was afraid of loosing her record deal. Anyway so I got kicked off around here and this was the only job I could get that's not half humiliating," she said, and then smiled.
"So you're a Chuck-E-Cheese waitress?" Carter asked, confused.
"Yeah, but I get to dress up as Chuck-E on Wednesdays and sometimes Saturdays," she said, "IF it gets too busy."
"DRESS UP? You mean they aren't real?" Carter asked, tears in his eyes. Jing-Mei quickly hugged him.
"Oh no, that's not it. She is just a little screwed up so walks around like them," she said, giving Carol a death look.
"Um, yeah. Anyway what do you guys want?" Carol asked. They ordered 7 large pizzas, 8 orders of breadsticks, 11 sodas, and 200 tokens.
"I'm rich, so I can pay!" Carter said excitedly.
"Your parents are gay, not you. Oops..I mean rich," Cleo said, catching herself.
"Wow that's a lot of food..make sure you don't feed it to the lady in the parking lot. Is that your bus?" Carol asked and Luka nodded.
"Well if you feed that woman any more, she'll explode!" Carol said.
"Like the girl in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory who turned into a blueberry and they had to go pop her!" Dave screamed, laughing hysterically.
"That's Abby you know..she delivered your kids!" Mark said, squeezing his head.
"Oh. She gained a little weight since the last I saw her," Carol laughed and then walked away.
"SHE'S PREGNANT YOU DIMWIT!" Elizabeth called after her.
"Ooh a token!" Dave shouted, reaching under the table.
"I want the token!" Romano screamed.
After a brawl under the table, Romano had lost half of his hair (Not like there was much to start out with..), and Dave had a broken nose. He didn't care though, cause he had gotten the token.
"I got the token! I got the token!" Dave screamed and ran off to a truck ride.
"Get off you dumb idiot!" Dave screamed as he kicked a 5 year old off the ride. The boy cried and ran away as Dave put in the token and started the ride.
[[[[[5 MINUTES LATER]]]]]
Everyone has received their coins and left the table of food empty, except for Dave, who is now eating everyone's share of pizza. As Luka is playing Skee-ball, there is a huge crash heard from outside. Everyone jumps for a minute, but nobody cares what it was. Luka knows, so he sighs as he stops his game. He turns to Peter, who is playing right next to him.
"Come on ball! 100!! Come on! Aw damn it! Not 10 again!" Peter is screaming at the game.
"Peter. Watch my lane for me," Luka says as he runs outside to find the trailer tipped over and Abby struggling to get out.
"Abby, what the hell! Get back in there!" Luka ordered.
"I want food!" Abby screamed. Luka thought for a second and then walked over to her and put his hands on his hips.
"I will get you 7 pizzas if you get back into that trailer!" Luka promised.
"With pepperoni?" Abby asked.
"Sure"
"And Pineapple?"
"OK"
"And.." Abby started.
"I'll get an everything pizza!" Luka shouted.
"Seven" Abby responded.
"OK" Luka agreed, and Abby tipped her trailer back up. Luka smiled and gave her a kiss.
"Ew!" Abby yelled, wiping off her lips. Luka sighed and started to run towards the restaurant again.
"Right after I finish my Skee-ball game!" he called back.
"WAAAAAHHHH!!!" Abby cried.
TO BE CONTINUED….
I want FEEDBACK please! Send it to
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THANKS!
**DISCLAIMER: This story has nothing to do with ER, NBC, Warner Bros., Chuck-E-Cheese's, etc. I don't own anything or anybody in this story, so all names, etc. Belong to whoever. NOT ME. Remember, this is HUMOR..Don't take it seriously!
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SETTING: ER IN EARLY JULY
The ER is empty. There are no patients at all, except for one man pretending to be dog and chasing runaway gurneys (A result of Dr. Dave). Randi is keeping busy by giving anyone who wants it a manicure. Right now she is painting Elizabeth's nails a puke-green.
"Ew, Elizabeth that color is nasty. Why didn't you pick like, pink?" Peter asked, walking by.
"Because then it wouldn't match my husbands sexy name" she smiled and took a bite of the pizza she was eating.
"Mmm…where'd you get that pizza?" Dave asked, ready to jump on it.
"In the fridge. Last slice," she said, chewing the crust as Randi finished her nails. Elizabeth hopped up and Dave started crying.
"Oh Dave shut up I said you were next. Now which did you want, purple or pink?" Randi asked, holding up the bottles. Dave examined them but continued to cry.
"Purple. But I want pizza now!" he sobbed, dropping to the ground, kicking and screaming.
Kerry walked over and 'accidentally' stepped on Dave's face.
"Damn it Dave how many times do I have to tell you to stop crawling around! There's a freakin' psycho chasing gurneys around the halls because YOU told him he had 'Dogofribrosis'! Now go find him and get him out of here!" Kerry screamed. Dave sat still, staring at her eyes with a death look.
"I" he said slowly.
"Want…PIZZA!!" he screamed again, Kerry jumping back in surprise.
"Did someone say pizza?" Abby yelled, walking..well, rolling in. She was pregnant with Luka's kid (or so she said…) and boy had she gained weight. She looked almost as fat as Carol did.
"Dude, now I want pizza" Cleo said, surprising everyone when she said 'dude'.
"Taking ghetto lessons, Cleo?" Mark asked, his head expanding by the minute.
"Oh My God! Lets go to Chuck-E-Cheese's!" Carter yelled, excited by his idea.
"Yeah! I wanna meet Chuckie…he's cool!" Benton agreed.
"Meat? Who said meat?" Abby said, looking around.
"Come on! We can take my bus. I had to buy one to fit Abby into" Luka said.
"Wait a second, how is Abby going to get there then?" Jing-Mei asked.
"We can hook a trailer up to the back of the bus and drag her along" Luka said, "Can we borrow yours Mark?" he asked.
"OK" he agreed, and everyone ran outside.
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After they had loaded up in the bus and Abby was settled into the trailer, Luka got in the front seat and started to drive. All of a sudden, a horrifying scream came from the back of the bus. Luka stopped immediately and yelled,
"What happened?"
"Marks tumor poked my eye out!" Elizabeth said, holding her eye.
"Well maybe if you didn't try to make out with him every 2 seconds.." Kerry mumbled.
"Shut up you damn lesbian!" Elizabeth screamed. All of a sudden her eyeball fell onto the floor.
"Damn it! Where's my eyeball?" Elizabeth asked, searching the floor.
"Can we go? I'm getting hungry!" Cleo asked. Luka nodded and threw Elizabeth a roll of tape to cover her eye with and kept driving.
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As they pulled up to the front of the Chuck-E-Cheese, they realized it was packed.
"Damn. I hope nobody chokes on anything- I don't wanna work!" Carter frowned. Luka opened the front door and told everyone to get out. Once they were all out, they began walking towards the front door.
"HEY! WHAT ABOUT ME?!" Abby screamed, obviously stuck in the trailer. They all stood looking at each other for a second and sighed.
"Do you think she'll fit through the door?" Mark asked.
"Shut up! You're gonna have to pop that tumor to get through!" Abby screamed.
"We'll come back for you later!" Kerry shouted as they all raced for the door. Luka stopped for a second, reached in his pocket and pulled out a peppermint. He threw it to Abby and then rushed after the others.
"That should hold you for awhile!" he called back.
"What the hell is this thing? A CRUMB?" Abby asked, but ate it anyway.
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The entire group got in the line and waited for an employee to stamp their hands. Since Dave was first in line, he stepped up first and held out his hand.
"How many?" the woman asked.
"Well if there are different designs, as many as you have!" Dave said excited.
"No you idiot! How many PEOPLE?" she asked.
"You're hot," said Dave. Elizabeth sighed.
"Can we please move this along? There is Mark, Carter, Kerry, Randi, Luka, Jing- Mei, Dave, Romano, Peter, Cleo, and Abby- except she's stuck in the trailer. Plus me- so that's 11" Elizabeth said.
"So do you like guys in scrubs," Dave asked, giving the woman a smile, "Gwen?"
"Back off," she read his tag and looked him in the eyes, "Dr. Malucci."
"Sexy," he said and winked. "Call Me," he said as she stamped his hand and walked by.
"Idiot didn't give me his number. What a loss," she rolled her eyes and stamped everyone else's hands and let them in. She pointed to a huge table in the corner and everyone ran over, all wanting the corner seat.
"I want rides!" Dave said, bouncing in his seat.
"You don't get tokens till you order food dimwit!" Cleo announced, knowing that wasn't true but wanting to keep Dave restrained for as long as possible. A waitress walked over a few seconds later.
"So what do you want? Large, medium, or small?" the waitress asked.
"CAROL?" Luka asked, surprised. Everyone else looked up, equally shocked.
"Dude you're hot again!" Dave said.
"Shut up Malucci!" Carol said, poking him in the eye with her pen.
"Ouch!" Dave said, holding his eye. Elizabeth whacked him with her purse.
"You deserved that! Anyway you're lucky you still have your eye!" Elizabeth said, taking her roll of tape out and adding to her mask.
"Why are you working HERE?" Mark asked.
"Well, I went out to see Doug and he stole our kids and took them to like, Disney Land and didn't offer to take me cause I made out with Goofy last time we went, and Goofy wasn't very good, but Doug still got mad so I left him to go sing backup for Christina Aguilera. But that didn't work out cause she said I sucked. Let me tell you her voice is edited cause I sing WAY better than her. I think she was afraid of loosing her record deal. Anyway so I got kicked off around here and this was the only job I could get that's not half humiliating," she said, and then smiled.
"So you're a Chuck-E-Cheese waitress?" Carter asked, confused.
"Yeah, but I get to dress up as Chuck-E on Wednesdays and sometimes Saturdays," she said, "IF it gets too busy."
"DRESS UP? You mean they aren't real?" Carter asked, tears in his eyes. Jing-Mei quickly hugged him.
"Oh no, that's not it. She is just a little screwed up so walks around like them," she said, giving Carol a death look.
"Um, yeah. Anyway what do you guys want?" Carol asked. They ordered 7 large pizzas, 8 orders of breadsticks, 11 sodas, and 200 tokens.
"I'm rich, so I can pay!" Carter said excitedly.
"Your parents are gay, not you. Oops..I mean rich," Cleo said, catching herself.
"Wow that's a lot of food..make sure you don't feed it to the lady in the parking lot. Is that your bus?" Carol asked and Luka nodded.
"Well if you feed that woman any more, she'll explode!" Carol said.
"Like the girl in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory who turned into a blueberry and they had to go pop her!" Dave screamed, laughing hysterically.
"That's Abby you know..she delivered your kids!" Mark said, squeezing his head.
"Oh. She gained a little weight since the last I saw her," Carol laughed and then walked away.
"SHE'S PREGNANT YOU DIMWIT!" Elizabeth called after her.
"Ooh a token!" Dave shouted, reaching under the table.
"I want the token!" Romano screamed.
After a brawl under the table, Romano had lost half of his hair (Not like there was much to start out with..), and Dave had a broken nose. He didn't care though, cause he had gotten the token.
"I got the token! I got the token!" Dave screamed and ran off to a truck ride.
"Get off you dumb idiot!" Dave screamed as he kicked a 5 year old off the ride. The boy cried and ran away as Dave put in the token and started the ride.
[[[[[5 MINUTES LATER]]]]]
Everyone has received their coins and left the table of food empty, except for Dave, who is now eating everyone's share of pizza. As Luka is playing Skee-ball, there is a huge crash heard from outside. Everyone jumps for a minute, but nobody cares what it was. Luka knows, so he sighs as he stops his game. He turns to Peter, who is playing right next to him.
"Come on ball! 100!! Come on! Aw damn it! Not 10 again!" Peter is screaming at the game.
"Peter. Watch my lane for me," Luka says as he runs outside to find the trailer tipped over and Abby struggling to get out.
"Abby, what the hell! Get back in there!" Luka ordered.
"I want food!" Abby screamed. Luka thought for a second and then walked over to her and put his hands on his hips.
"I will get you 7 pizzas if you get back into that trailer!" Luka promised.
"With pepperoni?" Abby asked.
"Sure"
"And Pineapple?"
"OK"
"And.." Abby started.
"I'll get an everything pizza!" Luka shouted.
"Seven" Abby responded.
"OK" Luka agreed, and Abby tipped her trailer back up. Luka smiled and gave her a kiss.
"Ew!" Abby yelled, wiping off her lips. Luka sighed and started to run towards the restaurant again.
"Right after I finish my Skee-ball game!" he called back.
"WAAAAAHHHH!!!" Abby cried.
TO BE CONTINUED….
I want FEEDBACK please! Send it to
green_crayon2000@hotmail.com
THANKS!