"ER Goes To Chuck-E-Cheese's- Part 2"
**DISCLAIMER: This story has nothing to do with ER, NBC, Warner Bros., Chuck-E-Cheese's, etc. I don't own anything or anybody in this story, so all names, etc. Belong to whoever. NOT ME. Remember, this is HUMOR..Don't take it seriously!
WARNING: If you did not read part one of this story, this is really going to confuse you
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As Luka rushed back into Chuck-E-Cheese, he saw Peter ripping his tickets from the slot.
"I got 10 tickets in only 12 games! That must be some sort of record!" Peter cried. Luka quickly ran over and found his game over, and all his tickets gone.
"PETER! Where the hell are my tickets?" Luka screamed. Peter shrugged.
"But there were 30 tickets here!" Luka said, getting scared. He snapped and started running around the restaurant trying to find the thief.
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"Kerry come on you're hogging the car ride!" Elizabeth cried, trying to push Kerry off the ride. Kerri held on tight as she rounded a curve.
"If I come in first in one more game I make it to number 7 on the best players list!" Kerry screamed.
"But your in last place right now!" Elizabeth whined, and wandered off to find another game. She stopped at the football throwing game and put in a token. 5 footballs rolled down and she threw one right through the hole.
"SCORE!" she screamed, picking up the next and throwing it, this one also going through the hole. She got excited and threw the next 3- all making it through the hole. She quickly counted her tickets, which totaled 100. She excitedly put another token in and continued her game.
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Back at the table, Dave was busy shoving a ton of pizza into his mouth. So far, he had consumed 2 of the pizzas and all the breadsticks. Carol walked back to the table and watched Dave eating for a minute, and finally picked up the garbage.
"Did you get your eating habits from Abby?" Carol asked.
"No- I got them from you" Dave answered, finishing his third pizza. Carol sighed and walked away as Randi approached the table.
"Dave will you play in the ball pit with me? We can start an attack against Mark," she said.
"OK!" Dave said, excitedly jumped up and running after Randi to the ball pit. He jumped in and threw a ball at her.
"Hey! You're supposed to throw it at Mark!" Randi exclaimed, pointing across the pit to Mark, who was armed with 4 balls in each hand. Dave picked up a ball and threw it across the pit and hit Marks nose. Mark laughed.
"You call that a throw? Abby can throw better than that- and she can't even lift her arm!" he laughed, tossing a ball to Randi's chest.
"You popped my boob you bistard!" she called back.
"Bistard?" Dave said, confused.
"Randi's trying not to curse…she heard it was bad for your health" Mark replied.
"I guess you cursed too much," Dave mumbled. Mark threw a ball and hit Dave in the ear.
"Ow!" Dave said, throwing one back. The brawl continued for about ten minutes, when Randi finally got too tired and flopped back. Right before Dave was ready to surrender, Randi got a great idea.
"Aim for the tumor!" she whispered to Dave. Dave picked up a ball and shot for Marks head. He fell back and raised his hand in surrender.
"Yay! We won!" Dave yelled, excited. He hugged Randi and then started to kiss her.
"Ew! What are you doing?" Randi asked.
"Oh come on Randi. There ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean. I know you think I'm so sexy, I'm just so fresh, so clean. Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean. I love when you stare at me, I'm just so fresh, so clean," Dave sang. Randi looked at him for a second, a little confused.
"Dave you sing so beautifully!" Randi exclaimed, kissing Dave back.
"Help me!" Mark screamed. Nobody answered.
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Carter wandered around the restaurant helplessly. He saw Elizabeth in a pile of tickets which circled her feet, and Dave making out with Randi in the ball pit. Jing- Mei wandered up the Carter and put her hand on his shoulder.
"What the hell are you doing?" Carter yelled.
"Carter, why are you just wandering around? Go chase after Abby like you usually do," Jing- Mei suggested.
"Chuck-E-Cheese isn't real. He's just a guy dressed up. So are all his friends!" Carter cried hysterically.
"Don't worry. I'm sure they're just lying about that. After all, where would someone get such an idea if it wasn't true? I mean, come on, a mouse that owns a pizza restaurant?" Jing- Mei said. Carter smiled.
"You're right. I'm gonna go get my picture taken with him!" he yelled, running off to the big Chuck-E hugging a bunch of two year olds.
"Oh my god! Chuck-E I am you're biggest fan!" Carter cried, pushing the two year olds out of the way.
"Get out of the way you kids!" he yelled at them. One little boy started to cry and ran off. Others followed, but one little girl didn't. She quickly ran to Carters leg and grabbed ahold of it.
"Hey kid, get off my leg!" Carter yelled at her, shaking his leg. The girl just held on. Carter sighed and looked up to find Chuck-E walking into a back room. Carter tried once again to get the girl off, but finally just left her there and chased after Chuck-E.
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"I found my tickets," Luka said to Peter as he walked back over to the Skee-ball game.
"Where?" Peter asked, tossing the ball up the ramp.
"Some little boy. They were on his table when he walked away so I took them back. There are 40 here though, not 30, so it's all good" Luka laughed, pushing another token into the slot.
"Damn. 10 games and only 5 tickets," Benton whined as he put in another quarter.
"Hey, go find a little kid to bring the balls up and put them in the 100 slot for me," Benton whispered to Luka.
"No. I'm on a roll! Besides, that's illegal" Luka responded as the ball he rolled up landed in the 50 slot.
"Fine. Hey kid!" Peter yelled to a 3 year old.
"Hi mister" the kid said as he walked over.
"Hey kid, take these balls and bring em up to the 100 slot ok?" he handed one to the boy.
"My mommy said never to talk to strangers," the boy said.
"You already did," Peter responded.
"But I don't know you," the boy said.
"I'm Peter. OK?"
"I'm Dylan. Like in Rugrats," the boy replied.
"OK congradulations to you. Now we're introduced so GO!" Peter yelled.
"Why are you yelling? I don't like you!" Dylan yelled at Peter. Dylan threw the ball are Peters crotch and stepped on his foot. Peter grabbed himself and screamed in pain as the kid ran away.
"It's cause I'm black ain't it!" he yelled across the restaurant. Everyone paused to stare at him for a minute, then went back to their activities.
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Ten minutes later, a huge crowd had gathered around the football game. Elizabeth had a pile of tokens on hand and every ball she threw went through the circle.
"YES!" she yelled as 25 more tickets poured from the machine.
"Good……Job……Elizabeth….." the machine said. Elizabeth petted the machine and went back to her game.
"This is the highest score ever recorded for this game!" An employee said, staring amazed at the machine.
"Can I have your autograph? On a football?" another person yelled.
"I don't have a bloody football!" she said in a strong British accent.
"Well, of course you don't this isn's a soccer game Miss. British person. What about an AMERICAN football?" the guy yelled.
"Damn you! I know what football is and no! Cause then it would ruin the game!" she went back to the game then, and everyone shut up.
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"What is it with people and football?" Jing- Mei asked Cleo. They were at the table eating what Dave had left while watching the game Elizabeth was playing.
"I don't know. I didn't know that Elizabeth could play football anyway," Cleo said, trying to bite her pizza.
"I can't bite this piece off. And I feel really stiff," Cleo complained, feeling her legs tighted.
"Did Peter forget to oil you again Cleobot?," Jing- Mei asked.
"Yes. I hate him. And don't call me Cleobot, do you want my identity to get out in the open?," She screamed as Jing- Mei searched for the oil can.
"Here we go!" Jing- Mei excitedly yelled, pulling the can from Peters coat pocket. She oiled Cleo, who squeeked for a second and then went back to normal.
"When you stiffen up like that everyone makes fun of you. Especially that one time you got stuck stretching and people hung their coats on you- thinking you were the coatrack," Jing- Mei laughed. Cleo gave her a look of death and finished off her pizza.
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"One, Three, Eight, Ten!" Kerry yelled as she crawled into the tube maze, "Ready or not, here I come!" she giggled as she crawled around looking for Romano. They were playing hide-and-seek in the tubes, and Kerry knew Romano couldn't hide for beans. He always found something to make a dumb joke about and she followed his laugh. On her way, she bumped into some little boys mom, who was following her around.
"You're sexy..but not as sexy as my Kim!" Kerry yelled to her. The woman growled at her and Kerry scurried away quickly.
"OK I got a joke for you kid. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Give up? Time to get a new fence!" Kerry heard Romano burst out laughing hysterically. Kerry quickly crawled to near the slide where she heard Romano and saw him laughing and a kid about 3 years old sitting near him.
"I've heard that already you spaz! Now let me down the slide!," the kid yelled and kicked Romano in the knee- hard.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you dumb kid!" Romano yelled as the kid squirmed past him and down the slide. Kerry tagged Romano quickly.
"Guess it's time top brush up on your jokes," she said, and crawled away laughing.
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Carter peeked into the back room silently. He had seen Chuck-E walk in here, and he was getting a picture no matter what. He pushed the door open.
"CHUCK-E!! WHERE ARE YOU??" he yelled. Then he clapped his hand over his mouth. In that room was about 10 costumes of the different characters, including one guy taking the Chuck-E head off. Carter almost burst out crying when he saw it. The guy turned around and looked at Carter.
"Shut up man! God you're loud! Anyway, I guess you're the next one to wear this dumb costume. Here, put it on and I'll be back after my break ok?" the guy said, giving Carter the costume.
"But.." Carter started.
"No buts. Just get out there and make money!!" The guy said and walked out. Carter did as the guy said, but as he put the head on he started to cry. He was going to get Jing- Mei for this.
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"*Sigh* 29 tickets and I'm all out of tokens," Benton said and sat on the Skee-ball lane.
"Haha! 208 tickets and I have 3 tokens left!" Luka bragged as he threw the ball. Benton looked at him.
"So? I can get a perfectly good prize with 29," he said an walked towards the prize counter. He placed them on the top of the glass.
"So, I got 29 tickets. What can I get?" He asked, eyeing the prizes.
"Well, you can get anything from the 5,10,15,20, or 25 ticket categories," the woman answered, pointing down at the small section.
"What about…that stuffed Chuck-E?" Peter asked, pointing at the display.
"Sir that animal costs 550 tickets," the woman said. Peter sighed.
"Come on. Please? I won't tell!" Peter begged. The woman shook her head no.
"PLEASE?" he begged.
"Secur.." the woman started.
"Ok Ok! Gimme that..uh, Chuck-E sticker and the notepad," he said.
"Sir that costs 30 tickets. You only have 29."
"DAMN IT! GIMME THE GOD DAMN TWISTY STRAW!" he yelled. The woman took his tickets and gave him the straw and 4 tickets back.
"I'll save these for next time," he grunted and walked back to Luka.
"So what did you get?" Luka asked, rolling a ball up the lane.
"A straw," Peter said dully. Luka laughed and kept on playing his game as Peter started to bend the straw.
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TO BE CONTINUED….
I want FEEDBACK please! Send it to
green_crayon2000@hotmail.com
THANKS!
**DISCLAIMER: This story has nothing to do with ER, NBC, Warner Bros., Chuck-E-Cheese's, etc. I don't own anything or anybody in this story, so all names, etc. Belong to whoever. NOT ME. Remember, this is HUMOR..Don't take it seriously!
WARNING: If you did not read part one of this story, this is really going to confuse you
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As Luka rushed back into Chuck-E-Cheese, he saw Peter ripping his tickets from the slot.
"I got 10 tickets in only 12 games! That must be some sort of record!" Peter cried. Luka quickly ran over and found his game over, and all his tickets gone.
"PETER! Where the hell are my tickets?" Luka screamed. Peter shrugged.
"But there were 30 tickets here!" Luka said, getting scared. He snapped and started running around the restaurant trying to find the thief.
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"Kerry come on you're hogging the car ride!" Elizabeth cried, trying to push Kerry off the ride. Kerri held on tight as she rounded a curve.
"If I come in first in one more game I make it to number 7 on the best players list!" Kerry screamed.
"But your in last place right now!" Elizabeth whined, and wandered off to find another game. She stopped at the football throwing game and put in a token. 5 footballs rolled down and she threw one right through the hole.
"SCORE!" she screamed, picking up the next and throwing it, this one also going through the hole. She got excited and threw the next 3- all making it through the hole. She quickly counted her tickets, which totaled 100. She excitedly put another token in and continued her game.
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Back at the table, Dave was busy shoving a ton of pizza into his mouth. So far, he had consumed 2 of the pizzas and all the breadsticks. Carol walked back to the table and watched Dave eating for a minute, and finally picked up the garbage.
"Did you get your eating habits from Abby?" Carol asked.
"No- I got them from you" Dave answered, finishing his third pizza. Carol sighed and walked away as Randi approached the table.
"Dave will you play in the ball pit with me? We can start an attack against Mark," she said.
"OK!" Dave said, excitedly jumped up and running after Randi to the ball pit. He jumped in and threw a ball at her.
"Hey! You're supposed to throw it at Mark!" Randi exclaimed, pointing across the pit to Mark, who was armed with 4 balls in each hand. Dave picked up a ball and threw it across the pit and hit Marks nose. Mark laughed.
"You call that a throw? Abby can throw better than that- and she can't even lift her arm!" he laughed, tossing a ball to Randi's chest.
"You popped my boob you bistard!" she called back.
"Bistard?" Dave said, confused.
"Randi's trying not to curse…she heard it was bad for your health" Mark replied.
"I guess you cursed too much," Dave mumbled. Mark threw a ball and hit Dave in the ear.
"Ow!" Dave said, throwing one back. The brawl continued for about ten minutes, when Randi finally got too tired and flopped back. Right before Dave was ready to surrender, Randi got a great idea.
"Aim for the tumor!" she whispered to Dave. Dave picked up a ball and shot for Marks head. He fell back and raised his hand in surrender.
"Yay! We won!" Dave yelled, excited. He hugged Randi and then started to kiss her.
"Ew! What are you doing?" Randi asked.
"Oh come on Randi. There ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean. I know you think I'm so sexy, I'm just so fresh, so clean. Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh, so clean. I love when you stare at me, I'm just so fresh, so clean," Dave sang. Randi looked at him for a second, a little confused.
"Dave you sing so beautifully!" Randi exclaimed, kissing Dave back.
"Help me!" Mark screamed. Nobody answered.
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Carter wandered around the restaurant helplessly. He saw Elizabeth in a pile of tickets which circled her feet, and Dave making out with Randi in the ball pit. Jing- Mei wandered up the Carter and put her hand on his shoulder.
"What the hell are you doing?" Carter yelled.
"Carter, why are you just wandering around? Go chase after Abby like you usually do," Jing- Mei suggested.
"Chuck-E-Cheese isn't real. He's just a guy dressed up. So are all his friends!" Carter cried hysterically.
"Don't worry. I'm sure they're just lying about that. After all, where would someone get such an idea if it wasn't true? I mean, come on, a mouse that owns a pizza restaurant?" Jing- Mei said. Carter smiled.
"You're right. I'm gonna go get my picture taken with him!" he yelled, running off to the big Chuck-E hugging a bunch of two year olds.
"Oh my god! Chuck-E I am you're biggest fan!" Carter cried, pushing the two year olds out of the way.
"Get out of the way you kids!" he yelled at them. One little boy started to cry and ran off. Others followed, but one little girl didn't. She quickly ran to Carters leg and grabbed ahold of it.
"Hey kid, get off my leg!" Carter yelled at her, shaking his leg. The girl just held on. Carter sighed and looked up to find Chuck-E walking into a back room. Carter tried once again to get the girl off, but finally just left her there and chased after Chuck-E.
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"I found my tickets," Luka said to Peter as he walked back over to the Skee-ball game.
"Where?" Peter asked, tossing the ball up the ramp.
"Some little boy. They were on his table when he walked away so I took them back. There are 40 here though, not 30, so it's all good" Luka laughed, pushing another token into the slot.
"Damn. 10 games and only 5 tickets," Benton whined as he put in another quarter.
"Hey, go find a little kid to bring the balls up and put them in the 100 slot for me," Benton whispered to Luka.
"No. I'm on a roll! Besides, that's illegal" Luka responded as the ball he rolled up landed in the 50 slot.
"Fine. Hey kid!" Peter yelled to a 3 year old.
"Hi mister" the kid said as he walked over.
"Hey kid, take these balls and bring em up to the 100 slot ok?" he handed one to the boy.
"My mommy said never to talk to strangers," the boy said.
"You already did," Peter responded.
"But I don't know you," the boy said.
"I'm Peter. OK?"
"I'm Dylan. Like in Rugrats," the boy replied.
"OK congradulations to you. Now we're introduced so GO!" Peter yelled.
"Why are you yelling? I don't like you!" Dylan yelled at Peter. Dylan threw the ball are Peters crotch and stepped on his foot. Peter grabbed himself and screamed in pain as the kid ran away.
"It's cause I'm black ain't it!" he yelled across the restaurant. Everyone paused to stare at him for a minute, then went back to their activities.
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Ten minutes later, a huge crowd had gathered around the football game. Elizabeth had a pile of tokens on hand and every ball she threw went through the circle.
"YES!" she yelled as 25 more tickets poured from the machine.
"Good……Job……Elizabeth….." the machine said. Elizabeth petted the machine and went back to her game.
"This is the highest score ever recorded for this game!" An employee said, staring amazed at the machine.
"Can I have your autograph? On a football?" another person yelled.
"I don't have a bloody football!" she said in a strong British accent.
"Well, of course you don't this isn's a soccer game Miss. British person. What about an AMERICAN football?" the guy yelled.
"Damn you! I know what football is and no! Cause then it would ruin the game!" she went back to the game then, and everyone shut up.
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"What is it with people and football?" Jing- Mei asked Cleo. They were at the table eating what Dave had left while watching the game Elizabeth was playing.
"I don't know. I didn't know that Elizabeth could play football anyway," Cleo said, trying to bite her pizza.
"I can't bite this piece off. And I feel really stiff," Cleo complained, feeling her legs tighted.
"Did Peter forget to oil you again Cleobot?," Jing- Mei asked.
"Yes. I hate him. And don't call me Cleobot, do you want my identity to get out in the open?," She screamed as Jing- Mei searched for the oil can.
"Here we go!" Jing- Mei excitedly yelled, pulling the can from Peters coat pocket. She oiled Cleo, who squeeked for a second and then went back to normal.
"When you stiffen up like that everyone makes fun of you. Especially that one time you got stuck stretching and people hung their coats on you- thinking you were the coatrack," Jing- Mei laughed. Cleo gave her a look of death and finished off her pizza.
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"One, Three, Eight, Ten!" Kerry yelled as she crawled into the tube maze, "Ready or not, here I come!" she giggled as she crawled around looking for Romano. They were playing hide-and-seek in the tubes, and Kerry knew Romano couldn't hide for beans. He always found something to make a dumb joke about and she followed his laugh. On her way, she bumped into some little boys mom, who was following her around.
"You're sexy..but not as sexy as my Kim!" Kerry yelled to her. The woman growled at her and Kerry scurried away quickly.
"OK I got a joke for you kid. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Give up? Time to get a new fence!" Kerry heard Romano burst out laughing hysterically. Kerry quickly crawled to near the slide where she heard Romano and saw him laughing and a kid about 3 years old sitting near him.
"I've heard that already you spaz! Now let me down the slide!," the kid yelled and kicked Romano in the knee- hard.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW you dumb kid!" Romano yelled as the kid squirmed past him and down the slide. Kerry tagged Romano quickly.
"Guess it's time top brush up on your jokes," she said, and crawled away laughing.
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Carter peeked into the back room silently. He had seen Chuck-E walk in here, and he was getting a picture no matter what. He pushed the door open.
"CHUCK-E!! WHERE ARE YOU??" he yelled. Then he clapped his hand over his mouth. In that room was about 10 costumes of the different characters, including one guy taking the Chuck-E head off. Carter almost burst out crying when he saw it. The guy turned around and looked at Carter.
"Shut up man! God you're loud! Anyway, I guess you're the next one to wear this dumb costume. Here, put it on and I'll be back after my break ok?" the guy said, giving Carter the costume.
"But.." Carter started.
"No buts. Just get out there and make money!!" The guy said and walked out. Carter did as the guy said, but as he put the head on he started to cry. He was going to get Jing- Mei for this.
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"*Sigh* 29 tickets and I'm all out of tokens," Benton said and sat on the Skee-ball lane.
"Haha! 208 tickets and I have 3 tokens left!" Luka bragged as he threw the ball. Benton looked at him.
"So? I can get a perfectly good prize with 29," he said an walked towards the prize counter. He placed them on the top of the glass.
"So, I got 29 tickets. What can I get?" He asked, eyeing the prizes.
"Well, you can get anything from the 5,10,15,20, or 25 ticket categories," the woman answered, pointing down at the small section.
"What about…that stuffed Chuck-E?" Peter asked, pointing at the display.
"Sir that animal costs 550 tickets," the woman said. Peter sighed.
"Come on. Please? I won't tell!" Peter begged. The woman shook her head no.
"PLEASE?" he begged.
"Secur.." the woman started.
"Ok Ok! Gimme that..uh, Chuck-E sticker and the notepad," he said.
"Sir that costs 30 tickets. You only have 29."
"DAMN IT! GIMME THE GOD DAMN TWISTY STRAW!" he yelled. The woman took his tickets and gave him the straw and 4 tickets back.
"I'll save these for next time," he grunted and walked back to Luka.
"So what did you get?" Luka asked, rolling a ball up the lane.
"A straw," Peter said dully. Luka laughed and kept on playing his game as Peter started to bend the straw.
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TO BE CONTINUED….
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THANKS!