"ER Goes To Chuck-E-Cheese's- Part 3"
**DISCLAIMER: This story has nothing to do with ER, NBC, Warner Bros., Chuck-E-Cheese's, etc. I don't own anything or anybody in this story, so all names, etc. Belong to whoever. NOT ME. Remember, this is HUMOR..Don't take it seriously!
WARNING: If you did not read parts 1 & 2 of this story, this is really going to confuse you
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"ELIZA-BETH! ELIZA-BETH!" the crowd chanted. Elizabeth kept throwing the ball through the circle and getting jiggy with the crowd in between throws. She had well over 2,000 tickets by now and was in no way about to stop. After about 5 more minutes, she felt a tap on her shoulder. She didn't even turn around.
"What?" she asked, throwing another ball.
"Hello Elizabeth. We are Tim Girlyman & Ryan Wehadababyitsaboy from the NFL. We've been watching you the past few minutes and are very impressed with your performance. We just need to know if you can run and hit into people very hard.
Elizabeth turned around for a second and rushed from one end of the restaurant and back, hitting everything in her path along the way. She even hit into a game, which tipped over and broke. When she got back, the crowd clapped for her.
"Not bad for someone who was huge a few months ago! And that's where I got practice hitting into people hard. Boy some people know how to get in my way!" Elizabeth said, and continued throwing balls.
"Great! Now just sign this contract," the guys held it out.
"Wait a minute. There are no female players in the NFL!" she said.
"You can be the first. Or you can just gain that weight back and wear make-up," the guys said. Elizabeth smiled.
"But I only have one eye! My dumb husband's tumor poked one of the out," she said. The guys frowned.
"Well you seem to be doing fine without it. We don't care!" they replied.
"OK" she said and signed the contract. The NFL guys slapped a high five and Elizabeth threw some more.
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"Wheee!" Kerry yelled as she steered the wheel of the tractor ride.
"Look at me! I'm the bishop when he was in Babe!" Kerry yelled to Romano, who was riding the elephant ride.
"And I'm.. riding on Abby!" he said and pat the elephant. The two laughed hysterically. Kerry's ride stopped and she ran over to the train. She put in the token and the ride began to move back and forth.
"Whee! Hey maybe Doug is in the back of the train like in that movie he won a Golden Globe for! Ya know where he was supposed to be the country singer prison guy? And the preview showed Abb..I mean a cow on the top of a house in a flooded place?" Kerry blabbed on and on. Romano laughed and put up his hands.
"I'm a daredevil!" he yelled to Kerry, and put in another token when the ride stopped. "Oh a ticket" he said and leaned off the ride to pick it up. He quickly fell off the ride and hit his head. Kerry jumped off the train ride and check Romano. He was knocked out, but not dead. Kerry made sure nobody was looking, then stole the ticket, pushed Romano under the ride and ran off.
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Carter walked toward the table where Jing- Mei and Cleo were sitting, eating pizza like there was no tomorrow. On his was, a bunch of kids kept running up to him.
"Chuck-E!" the kids yelled. Carter kicked them away and told them to go annoy someone else. Almost every one of them ran off crying. Finally, Carter reached the table and cleared his throat.
"Hi Kids!" he said in a deeper voice.
"I'm Chuck-E! You all sure look hungry today! Especially you Jing- Mei," he said. Jing- Mei looked at him strangely.
"Carol I thought you weren't Chuck-E until Wednesday," Jing- Mei said, gobbling down a slice.
"I'm not Carol, but I know where you live and I've been where you sleep," he replied, leaning over.
"Well the you could be a lot of people.." she started.
"I also know about your past. How you used to work at..," he began. Jing- Mei gasped.
"Don't say it!" She begged.
"HOOTERS!" he said.
"Noooooooooooooo" Jing- Mei cried.
"Hooters? You whore!" Cleo said.
"I had to get my implants removed before I could come back to work at the ER! Everyone was afraid I'd poke someone's eye out or whatever," she cried.
"Wait a minute, how do you know this? Who are you?" Cleo asked. Carter picked up a slice of pizza and shoved it down Jing- Mei's shirt.
"Oh that's sexy..i mean gross!" Cleo said, handing Jing- Mei a napkin. Jing- Mei was crying now. Carter then took off the Chuck-E head.
"That for lying!" Carter wailed. Jing- Mei and Cleo looked at him stunned.
"I was just trying to make you feel better!" Jing- Mei cried.
"Oh. Sorry then" Carter apologized.
"Hey wait a minute. You've never been where I sleep!" Jing- Mei said.
"Yes I have…oops" Carter covered his mouth.
"Mommy! Chuck-E's a fake!" a boy across the restaurant cried. Everyone looked and all the children started to cry. Soon the place was blasting. The manager came running out to see the problem, and spotted Carter immediately. As he started to rush over, Carter go scared.
"Quick! Hide me!" Carter yelled. He quickly ducked under the table, but the tail still stuck out. When the manager reached the table, he looked around confused.
"Either of you see a man in a mouse suit run by here?" the man asked.
"Mouse? No. Nope. Cleo have you?" Jing- Mei asked.
"No way. Why would a mouse be at Chuck-E-Cheese's?" Cleo asked, giving Jing- Mei a confused look. The manager saw the tail from under the table. He pointed at it.
"What's that?" he asked. Jing- Mei and Cleo looked down.
"Um..I'm sorry that's my friend here's. She suffers from a very rare disease. Um, its called.." Cleo started.
"Mouseritis," Jing- Mei said quickly. She then worked up some fake tears.
"Stop making fun of me! STOP IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" She covered her ears. The manager looked around quickly.
"Shh…I'm very sorry ma'am. I'll leave you now, but if you see a man in a mouse suit, do me a favor and tell him he's fired, OK?" he asked and rushed away quickly.
"Damn! I don't even WORK here and I got fired!" Carter complained from under the table.
"Now, as for the 'I've been where you sleep' incident.." Jing- Mei began. Carter dashed off immediately towards the back room.
"Sorry I gotta return my costume!" he yelled and disappeared.
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"I've got a lovely bunch of tickets…" Luka sang as he walked up to the prize counter. He had finished off his tokens and now had 360 tickets.
"Hi! I want a prize!" Luka said, handing the girl his tickets. The girl looked up from the cash register.
"Oh yes OK. You're hot!" she said, "I'm Jenny".
"I'm Luka. I want…that purple stuffed guy!" He pointed to it, which was right next to the stuffed Chuck-E. She reached onto the shelf and pulled it down.
"Here you go," she said and handed it to him.
"Hey! He didn't have 550 tickets! How come he got the stuffed dude?" Peter asked.
"Because he's a foreign hottie!" Jenny replied.
"That's not fair!" Peter yelled. Jenny just shrugged and continued to stare at Luka. Luka hugged the animal and walked away with a grunting Peter behind him.
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"Dave you're so hot. It's strange I never noticed before," Randi said as they continued to make out.
"I know I'm hot. Maybe you're just dumb," Dave replied.
"Where is my one-eyed wife?" Mark asked. He saw Dave and Randi making out again and sighed in disgust. Then he went back to sleep
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"Skittles, M&M's, Snickers, um…damn that's all I know!" Abby yelled. She had been trying to keep busy naming food items while waiting for Luka to get back out with her pizza, but after she finished candy, she had run out of ideas. The smell of fresh pizza came from the back of the restaurant.
"Stop Abby. Don't do it!" she said. But she couldn't control herself. She managed to somehow get herself out of the trailer with a few pushes, and walked towards the back door. She proceeded to open the door and squeeze her way in. The cooks back there looked at her and got scared away. They ran out of the door screaming their heads off. Abby got into the kitchen and grabbed a bunch of pizza's from around the kitchen and started to gobble them down. 10, 20, 30 pizza's. Upset when she finished them, she searched the kitchen for more food. She ate all the salad, desserts, breadsticks and whatever other food she could find. Finally when she ran out, she opened the freezer and found a ton of frozen pizza and such. She threw the pizza's into the ovens and then just sat in the corner waiting.
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"Elizabeth, come on! We have to go in a minute before Randi ends up pregnant and Jing- Mei kills Carter!" Luka yelled. He had managed to squeeze his way through the crowd of almost everyone in the place to get to the machine. Elizabeth sighed and turned around.
"Go away!" she said. Luka grabbed her arm and pulled her away.
"Damn you! Let me at least get my tickets!" she said and took the over 10,000 tickets she had now collected.
"Hurry up at the prize counter," Luka said, walking back to table. Elizabeth looked at the prizes but couldn't pick out one. She set her tickets onto the counter.
"What's your BEST prize?" Elizabeth asked. Jenny looked at the tickets in awe and then took them off the counter.
"Congratulations! You have just been the first person to exceed the 9,000 ticket mark!" Jenny yelled. The lights in the place dimmed and disco lights and loud music came on. Everyone cheered and Elizabeth started to cry. Confetti and balloons fell from the ceiling and Jenny pressed a button on the wall and out came a shiny new clown car! Elizabeth took a deep breath and went over to hug the car. Suddenly, the lights went off, the balloons and confetti disappeared, and everything went back to normal. Elizabeth shrugged and got into the car.
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Abby looked into the freezer again once she finished all she could find. Nothing was left. Upset, Abby tried to get up but found she couldn't. She sat there for a second and sighed. They had some slow shipping around here. All of a sudden she felt gas in her stomach. She opened her mouth and all of a sudden let out a HUGE burp.
The burp shook the building, causing everyone to fall. The thing about this burp was that it was a long burp. VERY long. The building continued to shake and pieces of the ceiling began falling in.
"Oh no the sky is falling!" Jing- Mei shouted while Carters head was wrapped around her arm.
"Ow! Watch the hair! I only used 12 tubes of gel instead of 14 this morning!" Luka cried.
"SAVE ME!!' Dave yelled, running across the restaurant and leaving Dave in the ballpit.
The place was hectic. People scrambled out of the place, diving through windows and such. Suddenly, Elizabeth pulled up in the clown car.
"Everyone into the car! And don't scratch it!" she yelled. All of them- all 11 of them (including Elizabeth). Elizabeth stepped onto the petal and sped out of the restaurant right as the rest of the cieling caved in.
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"What happened?" someone yelled from across the parking lot as everyone looked on at the rubble.
"Where's Abby?" Luka asked, looking at the empty trailer behind the bus. He looked back at the building formally known as Chuck-E-Cheese and saw Abby sitting in pile of wood as the smoke cleared. She was even fatter than she had been before!
"Damn Abby, I didn't think you could get any bigger!" Dave yelled. Abby started to cry as she rushed towards Luka.
"I'm all out of food!" she yelled, tears falling down her cheeks. Everyone sighed.
"AGAIN?" he yelled. Jenny approached Luka.
"Hey can you be my sugar daddy?" she asked. Abby got mad and ran over towards her like a bull. She knocked Jenny unconscious and started to laugh.
"Lets go back to the ER!" Dave yelled as he jumped onto the bus. Everyone ran towards the bus as the manager of Chuck-E-Cheese came outside and hung a 'CLOSED' sign on what was left of the door.
"Anyone else feel like we're in one of those dumb movies where everyone just drives into the sunset at the end?" Peter asked.
"Yeah! We can live happily ever after!" Elizabeth smiled, the NFL people still following her.
"Um ma'am, you have to come do some publicity shots!" Tim yelled. Elizabeth sighed.
"OK my bald-tumor-head-husband, I must go. I quit working at the ER. They're increasing my salary at the NFL," she laughed. Everyone waved goodbye as she walked off. Luka got Abby to fit into the trailer (OK he had to adjust the trailer and it was really tight) and took the drivers seat of the bus. As he started to drive in the direction of the hospital, a scream came from the back of the bus.
"NO this is the wrong way! The sunset is the other way, remember??" Peter yelled. Luka slapped his head and turned the bus around. Then they all -literally- drove off into the sunset.
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THE E…WAIT A SECOND!
[You hear rewinding] What happened to Elizabeth's eyeball?
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{ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER}
"Hey! Who dropped one of these jelly filled eyeball candies? I love these!" Dave said as he picked the eyeball off the floor. He looked around and made sure nobody was looking, then popped the eyeball into his mouth. As he chewed, a smile spread across his face.
"Yummy. Better than usual," he said as he leaned back for the rest of the ride
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THE REAL END
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I want FEEDBACK please! Send it to
green_crayon2000@hotmail.com
THANKS!
**DISCLAIMER: This story has nothing to do with ER, NBC, Warner Bros., Chuck-E-Cheese's, etc. I don't own anything or anybody in this story, so all names, etc. Belong to whoever. NOT ME. Remember, this is HUMOR..Don't take it seriously!
WARNING: If you did not read parts 1 & 2 of this story, this is really going to confuse you
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"ELIZA-BETH! ELIZA-BETH!" the crowd chanted. Elizabeth kept throwing the ball through the circle and getting jiggy with the crowd in between throws. She had well over 2,000 tickets by now and was in no way about to stop. After about 5 more minutes, she felt a tap on her shoulder. She didn't even turn around.
"What?" she asked, throwing another ball.
"Hello Elizabeth. We are Tim Girlyman & Ryan Wehadababyitsaboy from the NFL. We've been watching you the past few minutes and are very impressed with your performance. We just need to know if you can run and hit into people very hard.
Elizabeth turned around for a second and rushed from one end of the restaurant and back, hitting everything in her path along the way. She even hit into a game, which tipped over and broke. When she got back, the crowd clapped for her.
"Not bad for someone who was huge a few months ago! And that's where I got practice hitting into people hard. Boy some people know how to get in my way!" Elizabeth said, and continued throwing balls.
"Great! Now just sign this contract," the guys held it out.
"Wait a minute. There are no female players in the NFL!" she said.
"You can be the first. Or you can just gain that weight back and wear make-up," the guys said. Elizabeth smiled.
"But I only have one eye! My dumb husband's tumor poked one of the out," she said. The guys frowned.
"Well you seem to be doing fine without it. We don't care!" they replied.
"OK" she said and signed the contract. The NFL guys slapped a high five and Elizabeth threw some more.
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"Wheee!" Kerry yelled as she steered the wheel of the tractor ride.
"Look at me! I'm the bishop when he was in Babe!" Kerry yelled to Romano, who was riding the elephant ride.
"And I'm.. riding on Abby!" he said and pat the elephant. The two laughed hysterically. Kerry's ride stopped and she ran over to the train. She put in the token and the ride began to move back and forth.
"Whee! Hey maybe Doug is in the back of the train like in that movie he won a Golden Globe for! Ya know where he was supposed to be the country singer prison guy? And the preview showed Abb..I mean a cow on the top of a house in a flooded place?" Kerry blabbed on and on. Romano laughed and put up his hands.
"I'm a daredevil!" he yelled to Kerry, and put in another token when the ride stopped. "Oh a ticket" he said and leaned off the ride to pick it up. He quickly fell off the ride and hit his head. Kerry jumped off the train ride and check Romano. He was knocked out, but not dead. Kerry made sure nobody was looking, then stole the ticket, pushed Romano under the ride and ran off.
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Carter walked toward the table where Jing- Mei and Cleo were sitting, eating pizza like there was no tomorrow. On his was, a bunch of kids kept running up to him.
"Chuck-E!" the kids yelled. Carter kicked them away and told them to go annoy someone else. Almost every one of them ran off crying. Finally, Carter reached the table and cleared his throat.
"Hi Kids!" he said in a deeper voice.
"I'm Chuck-E! You all sure look hungry today! Especially you Jing- Mei," he said. Jing- Mei looked at him strangely.
"Carol I thought you weren't Chuck-E until Wednesday," Jing- Mei said, gobbling down a slice.
"I'm not Carol, but I know where you live and I've been where you sleep," he replied, leaning over.
"Well the you could be a lot of people.." she started.
"I also know about your past. How you used to work at..," he began. Jing- Mei gasped.
"Don't say it!" She begged.
"HOOTERS!" he said.
"Noooooooooooooo" Jing- Mei cried.
"Hooters? You whore!" Cleo said.
"I had to get my implants removed before I could come back to work at the ER! Everyone was afraid I'd poke someone's eye out or whatever," she cried.
"Wait a minute, how do you know this? Who are you?" Cleo asked. Carter picked up a slice of pizza and shoved it down Jing- Mei's shirt.
"Oh that's sexy..i mean gross!" Cleo said, handing Jing- Mei a napkin. Jing- Mei was crying now. Carter then took off the Chuck-E head.
"That for lying!" Carter wailed. Jing- Mei and Cleo looked at him stunned.
"I was just trying to make you feel better!" Jing- Mei cried.
"Oh. Sorry then" Carter apologized.
"Hey wait a minute. You've never been where I sleep!" Jing- Mei said.
"Yes I have…oops" Carter covered his mouth.
"Mommy! Chuck-E's a fake!" a boy across the restaurant cried. Everyone looked and all the children started to cry. Soon the place was blasting. The manager came running out to see the problem, and spotted Carter immediately. As he started to rush over, Carter go scared.
"Quick! Hide me!" Carter yelled. He quickly ducked under the table, but the tail still stuck out. When the manager reached the table, he looked around confused.
"Either of you see a man in a mouse suit run by here?" the man asked.
"Mouse? No. Nope. Cleo have you?" Jing- Mei asked.
"No way. Why would a mouse be at Chuck-E-Cheese's?" Cleo asked, giving Jing- Mei a confused look. The manager saw the tail from under the table. He pointed at it.
"What's that?" he asked. Jing- Mei and Cleo looked down.
"Um..I'm sorry that's my friend here's. She suffers from a very rare disease. Um, its called.." Cleo started.
"Mouseritis," Jing- Mei said quickly. She then worked up some fake tears.
"Stop making fun of me! STOP IT! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" She covered her ears. The manager looked around quickly.
"Shh…I'm very sorry ma'am. I'll leave you now, but if you see a man in a mouse suit, do me a favor and tell him he's fired, OK?" he asked and rushed away quickly.
"Damn! I don't even WORK here and I got fired!" Carter complained from under the table.
"Now, as for the 'I've been where you sleep' incident.." Jing- Mei began. Carter dashed off immediately towards the back room.
"Sorry I gotta return my costume!" he yelled and disappeared.
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"I've got a lovely bunch of tickets…" Luka sang as he walked up to the prize counter. He had finished off his tokens and now had 360 tickets.
"Hi! I want a prize!" Luka said, handing the girl his tickets. The girl looked up from the cash register.
"Oh yes OK. You're hot!" she said, "I'm Jenny".
"I'm Luka. I want…that purple stuffed guy!" He pointed to it, which was right next to the stuffed Chuck-E. She reached onto the shelf and pulled it down.
"Here you go," she said and handed it to him.
"Hey! He didn't have 550 tickets! How come he got the stuffed dude?" Peter asked.
"Because he's a foreign hottie!" Jenny replied.
"That's not fair!" Peter yelled. Jenny just shrugged and continued to stare at Luka. Luka hugged the animal and walked away with a grunting Peter behind him.
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"Dave you're so hot. It's strange I never noticed before," Randi said as they continued to make out.
"I know I'm hot. Maybe you're just dumb," Dave replied.
"Where is my one-eyed wife?" Mark asked. He saw Dave and Randi making out again and sighed in disgust. Then he went back to sleep
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"Skittles, M&M's, Snickers, um…damn that's all I know!" Abby yelled. She had been trying to keep busy naming food items while waiting for Luka to get back out with her pizza, but after she finished candy, she had run out of ideas. The smell of fresh pizza came from the back of the restaurant.
"Stop Abby. Don't do it!" she said. But she couldn't control herself. She managed to somehow get herself out of the trailer with a few pushes, and walked towards the back door. She proceeded to open the door and squeeze her way in. The cooks back there looked at her and got scared away. They ran out of the door screaming their heads off. Abby got into the kitchen and grabbed a bunch of pizza's from around the kitchen and started to gobble them down. 10, 20, 30 pizza's. Upset when she finished them, she searched the kitchen for more food. She ate all the salad, desserts, breadsticks and whatever other food she could find. Finally when she ran out, she opened the freezer and found a ton of frozen pizza and such. She threw the pizza's into the ovens and then just sat in the corner waiting.
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"Elizabeth, come on! We have to go in a minute before Randi ends up pregnant and Jing- Mei kills Carter!" Luka yelled. He had managed to squeeze his way through the crowd of almost everyone in the place to get to the machine. Elizabeth sighed and turned around.
"Go away!" she said. Luka grabbed her arm and pulled her away.
"Damn you! Let me at least get my tickets!" she said and took the over 10,000 tickets she had now collected.
"Hurry up at the prize counter," Luka said, walking back to table. Elizabeth looked at the prizes but couldn't pick out one. She set her tickets onto the counter.
"What's your BEST prize?" Elizabeth asked. Jenny looked at the tickets in awe and then took them off the counter.
"Congratulations! You have just been the first person to exceed the 9,000 ticket mark!" Jenny yelled. The lights in the place dimmed and disco lights and loud music came on. Everyone cheered and Elizabeth started to cry. Confetti and balloons fell from the ceiling and Jenny pressed a button on the wall and out came a shiny new clown car! Elizabeth took a deep breath and went over to hug the car. Suddenly, the lights went off, the balloons and confetti disappeared, and everything went back to normal. Elizabeth shrugged and got into the car.
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Abby looked into the freezer again once she finished all she could find. Nothing was left. Upset, Abby tried to get up but found she couldn't. She sat there for a second and sighed. They had some slow shipping around here. All of a sudden she felt gas in her stomach. She opened her mouth and all of a sudden let out a HUGE burp.
The burp shook the building, causing everyone to fall. The thing about this burp was that it was a long burp. VERY long. The building continued to shake and pieces of the ceiling began falling in.
"Oh no the sky is falling!" Jing- Mei shouted while Carters head was wrapped around her arm.
"Ow! Watch the hair! I only used 12 tubes of gel instead of 14 this morning!" Luka cried.
"SAVE ME!!' Dave yelled, running across the restaurant and leaving Dave in the ballpit.
The place was hectic. People scrambled out of the place, diving through windows and such. Suddenly, Elizabeth pulled up in the clown car.
"Everyone into the car! And don't scratch it!" she yelled. All of them- all 11 of them (including Elizabeth). Elizabeth stepped onto the petal and sped out of the restaurant right as the rest of the cieling caved in.
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"What happened?" someone yelled from across the parking lot as everyone looked on at the rubble.
"Where's Abby?" Luka asked, looking at the empty trailer behind the bus. He looked back at the building formally known as Chuck-E-Cheese and saw Abby sitting in pile of wood as the smoke cleared. She was even fatter than she had been before!
"Damn Abby, I didn't think you could get any bigger!" Dave yelled. Abby started to cry as she rushed towards Luka.
"I'm all out of food!" she yelled, tears falling down her cheeks. Everyone sighed.
"AGAIN?" he yelled. Jenny approached Luka.
"Hey can you be my sugar daddy?" she asked. Abby got mad and ran over towards her like a bull. She knocked Jenny unconscious and started to laugh.
"Lets go back to the ER!" Dave yelled as he jumped onto the bus. Everyone ran towards the bus as the manager of Chuck-E-Cheese came outside and hung a 'CLOSED' sign on what was left of the door.
"Anyone else feel like we're in one of those dumb movies where everyone just drives into the sunset at the end?" Peter asked.
"Yeah! We can live happily ever after!" Elizabeth smiled, the NFL people still following her.
"Um ma'am, you have to come do some publicity shots!" Tim yelled. Elizabeth sighed.
"OK my bald-tumor-head-husband, I must go. I quit working at the ER. They're increasing my salary at the NFL," she laughed. Everyone waved goodbye as she walked off. Luka got Abby to fit into the trailer (OK he had to adjust the trailer and it was really tight) and took the drivers seat of the bus. As he started to drive in the direction of the hospital, a scream came from the back of the bus.
"NO this is the wrong way! The sunset is the other way, remember??" Peter yelled. Luka slapped his head and turned the bus around. Then they all -literally- drove off into the sunset.
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THE E…WAIT A SECOND!
[You hear rewinding] What happened to Elizabeth's eyeball?
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{ABOUT 10 MINUTES LATER}
"Hey! Who dropped one of these jelly filled eyeball candies? I love these!" Dave said as he picked the eyeball off the floor. He looked around and made sure nobody was looking, then popped the eyeball into his mouth. As he chewed, a smile spread across his face.
"Yummy. Better than usual," he said as he leaned back for the rest of the ride
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THE REAL END
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