"Shoot Me Heero, One More Time"

Well, this is what happens when my mind is high on sugar…  ^^'  I don't own GW, and I don't have the rights to Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time."  I have no money, so please don't sue me.  ^^

"Shoot Me Heero, One More Time"- Relena Pieceofcrap

Relena: *singing dressed like Britney Spears, with pouty lips and scanty clothes*

Oh Heero, Heero
how was I supposed
to know
That something wasn't
right here?
Oh Heero Heero
I shouldn't have let you go
But now you're with a gay guy! (Duo: I'm not gay!!! Why does everyone think that?)

Shoot me, if you really hate me!
Please shoot me, 'cause I want it
oh because
Your silence is killing me
And I!!!!!
I must confess, I still want you- STILL WANT YOU!
When you're not near me I lose my mind
Give me a sign!
Shoot me Heero, one more time!

Oh Heero, Heero
The reason I scream is Duo-
Boy, he's got me infuriated!
Oh Heero, Heero
There's nothing I wouldn't do-
Including that stupid idiot!

Shoot me, if you really hate me!
Please shoot me, 'cause I want it
oh because
Your silence is killing me
And I!!!!!
I must confess, I still want you- STILL WANT YOU!
When you're not near me I lose my mind
Give me a sign!
Shoot me Heero, one more time!

Oh Heero, Heero
how was I supposed
to know
Oh Heero Heero
I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess
That your silence
is killing me now…
Don't you know I still believe?
That you will be near, so give me a sign-
Shoot me Heero, one more time!
*Relena freezes in a dramatically, her eyes closed and her lips puckered*

Heero: *shoots Relena*
Duo: *aghast but laughing manaically* I didn't think you'd actually ever do that!
Wufei: *smiles slowly* Good work, Yuy. I never approved of her. Justice has finaly been served!
Quatre: Sorry, Miss Relena…
Trowa: Quatre-chan, this is one time that you don't have to apologize.
Quatre: Oh! Okay! :D

OWARI!

The GW parodist, Kat