Wufei's Competitor


(Duo and Hilde, wearing odd German clothes, standing in front of a German looking building with the Deathscythe )

(Polka music playing)


Duo: Greetings, and welcome to Duo's Smorgasbord! We'll stuff you full of fine German and American cuisine! And all of it served by real, super-fine German waitresses like, Hilde here!

Hilde: (waves) Hi! You can eat, enjoy, and get your picture taken with a Gundam!

Duo: For just $3.95 you can get all you can eat! So come here! And not to Wufei's!


(The polka music stops and Quatre with a tuba walks on screen)


Quatre: Please Duo! My little lungs can't take anymore!


(Commercial ends)