Duo's Competion


(Wufei standing on a park bench next to Nataku)


Wufei: Hello. I used to have long beautiful hair, like one of my fellow Gundam pilots.

(Holds up a picture of Duo)

Wufei: Then I used this shampoo!

(Holds up a bottle of shampoo from Duo's salon)

Wufei: Now look at me!

(Points to his hair)

Wufei: Use my shampoo! Gundam 05 Shampoo.

Nataku: . . . .

Wufei: That's right. They'll have beautiful hair just like you. Wait a minute. You don't have hair!

Nataku: . . . .

Wufei: I'm so sorry. I shall never undermine you Nataku.

(Hangs his head in shame)

(Sally Po enters and walks up to Wufei)

Sally: Wufei! Duo's shampoo didn't do that. You did that to yourself.

Wufei: You're right. I'm doing a commercial for weak people about shampoo. I am so weak.

(Hangs his head in shame again and walks away)