Pokemon Blupers 4…
One Day In Saffron City…
Pikachu: (looks Ahead) Pika Pika!!!
Ash: Maybe if you talked I'd listen to you.
* weird old guy runs and 6 feet away from ash misty and brock he trips and falls unconscious. *
Misty: Idiot tourist. So where to?
Ash: I thought maybe we'd go to the gym and battle whats her name.
Brock: I don't know, maybe we should get some information on the area. What do you think ash?
Misty: Whisper" Don't listen to him. Wherever he goes he gets hurt or ends up unconscious. Sometimes he says something weird and runs away.
Ash: Ummm… Brock, maybe we should get some sleep. I mean we were lost in the forest for a long time because I forgot the map.
Brock: We Always get lost in the forest for longer than the last time and we never stayed at any hotel.
* Ash and Misty run and jump over a large rock. Brock Trips on it and falls on his face. He looks up. *
Brock: you'll pay for this Ash!!(falls over)
Misty: I think we lost him. If we didn't than Ill pretend to be dead.
Ash: good Idea, I think.
* Brock runs up toward them and ash and misty run toward the gym. *
Ash: Let us in! The great no-eyed creature is after us!!!
Brock: Hissssss….
* Brock grabs misty and drags her to a cliff than puts a parachute on and flies away laughing and parachute falls off *
Brock: Nooooooo!!!!!!!…….
* Ash finally gets in the gym and weird guy comes running up.*
Ash: Wait, you're that tourist freak aren't you?
Guy: What??!! Oh never mind, I need another beer… You cant face Sabrina without a ghost pokemon!
* The guy looks over and Ash is playing a cheesy "get the ball in the crescent" game not paying any attention.*
Guy: Why do I even bothe…
* A little ping sound is heard and the old man falls down. *
Ash: Brock?!?
Brock: Yes Ash.
Ash: youre a ghost right?
Brock: ummm… yes…
Ash: Ummm… what now?
Brock: Your supposed to run like an idiot till you get to sabrina's gym.
Ash: Ahhhhh!!!!!
* Ash slams into the door expecting it to as he pushes it. He looks up half unconctious and sees on the door " pull " *
Ash: Great now the doors against me.
Brock: ah ha ha ha! I've succeeded in ummm…….. Why did I Knock him out? That's right! I…trust…no one…
* Brock sits down and starts rocking back and forth *
"5 hours later"
Ash: Ohhhh…. Whats going on… Where am I…
* looks to the side at pichachu *
Ash: Ahhh!!! Demon yellow rat! Must kill!
* Pikachu starts running toward the forest *
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika!
Ash Nooo!!!! Its cursed me!! I will die anyway! Why, Why???!!!
The End.