Joanna-Animequeen07
Velvie-Mirai Trunks' Girl Usagi
Elvis- Me… I mean Bomberdude
Anyone else- Anyone else
Perfect Zombies
Some people were on Air Force Two…
Elvis:Err…Velvie…
Velvie: Yes?
Elvis: Um… I like you….
Velvie: I know….
Elvis: But don't ya care?!!
Jo: Will you keep it down!!? I 'm looking at pics of Jon!
Elvis: ….HAHAHAHAHA! JO LIKES JON!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH-
Joanna: SHADDUP YOU FREAKIN' RETARDED ALIEN!!!
Velvie:…….calm down Joannie…
Elvis:…………..don't hurt me………..
Elvis: Right so.. um…. Where were we….But don't you care?
Velvet:…no…
Elvis: oh yeah? Well what about the….Maians….and the "its"??
Velvie: ::nervous laugh::: Well..uh..bai bai and have a nice day! ::runs to the other side of the plane::
Elvis:…odd…. Hey Jo what-
Carroll: ::comes out of nowhere:: Do you have any idea what you're doing???
Jo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Velvet: ::on the other side of the plane:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Elvis: How does that thing keep coming back!!!!??? :: gets a 2 x4 and beats the living hell out of Carroll then throws him out the window of the plane, breaking the glass, then barricades it::
Jo: Phew!
Carroll: ::is outside of plane:: ::explodes on plane and wing get on fire and plane falls::
Everyone on plane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME! ::Runs to a room and sees a bunch of barrels and reads label:: Radiation! Do not get near cemeteries. Cemeteries? Riiight…..freaky….
Velvie: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Elvis: ::Grabs the only parachute:: See ya suckers…No wait… I can't let Velvie behind… I like her too much…..::runs to Velvie and Jo:: Here! You both can use this parachute! It's the only one!
Velvie: But what about you?
Elvis: Don't worry about me….
Jo: ::Starts saying that line from A51- Escape:: But we can't leave you behind! There's got to-
Elvis: Just go! ::pushes them out with the parachute::
::runs to the cockpit and looks at the ground getting closer and closer:: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH1!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be contined- Is this the end of Elvis? Ya right, keep reading.
Elvis:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::grabs two dead pilots and jumps out the door and falls at a very fast rate:: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::lands on the ground on top of the two pilots::………………….
Velvie and Jo: ::run to Elvis and the dead bodies::
Velvie: ::grabs Elvis' body and shakes it:: Elvis!!! ELVIS WAKE UP!!! PLEASE WAKE UP!!! DON'T DIE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elvis: ::Wakes up:: huh.. what? What r you doin? Hey unhand me!
Velvie: YOU'RE ALIVE!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! YOU'RE REALLY ALIVE!! ::plane explodes behind her::
Elvis: ::cough, choke gag:: ..please……let…….go……..of…….me…………
Velvie: heh…sorry…
Jo: You saved us!
Elvis: I did? Oh yeah I did.
Jon: Where are we?
Elvis: Jon!!!! What the freak!??
Jo: JON! JON IT'S JON!
Elvis: ::grabs his Phoenix and shoots the hell out of Jon::
Jo: HEY I LIKED HIM! ARG!!!
Elvis: Hey…that's' my line…. Don't worry he's bound to come back just like Carroll.
Velvie: Where are we?
Jo:…looks like a cemetery….sure is dark….
Elvis: Wait… I saw something on those barrels about no going near cemeteries….
Velvie: big deal. So what if that radiation gets near these places?
::moan::
Velvie: ELVIS!
Elvis: I swear! It wasn't me!
::while I'm writing this I'm listening to the Carrington institute. Stupid yes? Okay back to the story::
::zombies start coming out of the ground::
Jo: OOOOOH! That's why radiation can't get near here.
Elvis: Oh fuck.
To be continued…. Read chapter 2 when it comes out!
-Bomberdude
Velvie-Mirai Trunks' Girl Usagi
Elvis- Me… I mean Bomberdude
Anyone else- Anyone else
Perfect Zombies
Some people were on Air Force Two…
Elvis:Err…Velvie…
Velvie: Yes?
Elvis: Um… I like you….
Velvie: I know….
Elvis: But don't ya care?!!
Jo: Will you keep it down!!? I 'm looking at pics of Jon!
Elvis: ….HAHAHAHAHA! JO LIKES JON!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH-
Joanna: SHADDUP YOU FREAKIN' RETARDED ALIEN!!!
Velvie:…….calm down Joannie…
Elvis:…………..don't hurt me………..
Elvis: Right so.. um…. Where were we….But don't you care?
Velvet:…no…
Elvis: oh yeah? Well what about the….Maians….and the "its"??
Velvie: ::nervous laugh::: Well..uh..bai bai and have a nice day! ::runs to the other side of the plane::
Elvis:…odd…. Hey Jo what-
Carroll: ::comes out of nowhere:: Do you have any idea what you're doing???
Jo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Velvet: ::on the other side of the plane:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Elvis: How does that thing keep coming back!!!!??? :: gets a 2 x4 and beats the living hell out of Carroll then throws him out the window of the plane, breaking the glass, then barricades it::
Jo: Phew!
Carroll: ::is outside of plane:: ::explodes on plane and wing get on fire and plane falls::
Everyone on plane: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Elvis: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SAVE ME! ::Runs to a room and sees a bunch of barrels and reads label:: Radiation! Do not get near cemeteries. Cemeteries? Riiight…..freaky….
Velvie: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!
Elvis: ::Grabs the only parachute:: See ya suckers…No wait… I can't let Velvie behind… I like her too much…..::runs to Velvie and Jo:: Here! You both can use this parachute! It's the only one!
Velvie: But what about you?
Elvis: Don't worry about me….
Jo: ::Starts saying that line from A51- Escape:: But we can't leave you behind! There's got to-
Elvis: Just go! ::pushes them out with the parachute::
::runs to the cockpit and looks at the ground getting closer and closer:: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH1!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be contined- Is this the end of Elvis? Ya right, keep reading.
Elvis:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::grabs two dead pilots and jumps out the door and falls at a very fast rate:: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::lands on the ground on top of the two pilots::………………….
Velvie and Jo: ::run to Elvis and the dead bodies::
Velvie: ::grabs Elvis' body and shakes it:: Elvis!!! ELVIS WAKE UP!!! PLEASE WAKE UP!!! DON'T DIE!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Elvis: ::Wakes up:: huh.. what? What r you doin? Hey unhand me!
Velvie: YOU'RE ALIVE!! YOU'RE ALIVE!!! YOU'RE REALLY ALIVE!! ::plane explodes behind her::
Elvis: ::cough, choke gag:: ..please……let…….go……..of…….me…………
Velvie: heh…sorry…
Jo: You saved us!
Elvis: I did? Oh yeah I did.
Jon: Where are we?
Elvis: Jon!!!! What the freak!??
Jo: JON! JON IT'S JON!
Elvis: ::grabs his Phoenix and shoots the hell out of Jon::
Jo: HEY I LIKED HIM! ARG!!!
Elvis: Hey…that's' my line…. Don't worry he's bound to come back just like Carroll.
Velvie: Where are we?
Jo:…looks like a cemetery….sure is dark….
Elvis: Wait… I saw something on those barrels about no going near cemeteries….
Velvie: big deal. So what if that radiation gets near these places?
::moan::
Velvie: ELVIS!
Elvis: I swear! It wasn't me!
::while I'm writing this I'm listening to the Carrington institute. Stupid yes? Okay back to the story::
::zombies start coming out of the ground::
Jo: OOOOOH! That's why radiation can't get near here.
Elvis: Oh fuck.
To be continued…. Read chapter 2 when it comes out!
-Bomberdude