Disclaimer- I'm so ashamed! I forgot to put one of these in chapter 1. Please don't hurt me! I beg for your forgiveness!!!…..right……Rare owns PD. Not me. There ya go
Kill the zombies(Perfect zombies chapter 2 )
So our heros (ya right) are screwed in a cemetery because everyone knows there's no empty spaces between graves so that means that's A LOT OF ZOMBIES!!……..
Elvis: Oh fuck! ::there are lots of zombies now:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! ::runs behind Velvie:: SAVE ME!
Velvie: Hey! Don't get back there pervert! ::throws Elvis::
Elvis: ::lands:: oww! Always think I'm gonna do something bad! ::Gets up and sees zombies surrounding him:: Oh shhhhhit! AAAAAHH!
Velvie: ::starts shooting zombies with her Callisto NTG::( yeah its stupid but that's what the sim Velvet always used when we were killing people matrix style in the grid!!!!)
Elvis: ::runs into a zombie::
Zombie: EEEERRRR!
Elvis: hehe ….enough of this!!! PREPARE FOR SOME DOOM!! ::takes out his Phoenix and shoots the zombies with explosive shells::
Velvie: ::laughs manically and throws remote mines all over the zombies::
Jo: ::runs away to try to find the CI so she can….do stuff to Jonathan's body…. Hehehhahahahahha MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Elvis: COME BACK HERE!!! Aw damn… ::too many zombies surround them::
Velvie:: this is the end! There's too many!
Elvis: ::a zombie grabs him and is about to bite his neck:: NOOOOOOOOOO-..
Velvie:………..::everything stopped::
Elvis: Looks at zombie near his neck:: Hellooooooooo?……. The fic's locked up! Well what do you know? Hey! Hey Bomberdude! ::knocks on glass:: Are you there? If you are, type something in…
C: Hello….
Velvie: Right…hello… we've got a bit of a problem here…
Elvis: yeah… we won't tell there's been a lock up… and you help us out with these guys here…
C:…Err…..Okay….
Elvis: Yeah we need weapons ::2 rows of weapons appear:: Good good. ::takes what he needs::
Velvie: heh ::takes what she needs also::
Velvie: right…so take us to say…. The Grid…. Where that's the level Rare "borrowed" from The Matrix ::snickers:: I wont tell anybody that… ::the screen changes to the Grid:: Good… now give these zombies KF7's and uniforms. Right…lets start…ready….action!
Elvis: ::walks in dressed up like Neo and puts some bag onto the thingy and walks on the metal detector and it beeps::
Zombie: ::in a deep voice:: Please remove any metallic objects into the tra- ::baggage claim thingy beeps::
Elvis:: Punches guy, takes out two CMP-150's and crosses them shooting two zombies at a time then starts shooting all of them::
Another Zombie: ::startsrunning towards Elvis with gun (BTW, EVERY zombie has a gun)
Velvie: ::walks through metal detector with one CMP-150 ands shoots up the zombie::
The screen shows Elvis and Velvie. Then they run and a bunch of zombies come out.
Elvis: ::does that spinning shit that's impossible in real life::
Velvie: ::walks on the wall and jumps over the laser sensor(I forgot it there were lasers but I'm adding them if there weren't!!
Elvis: ::starts to bend himself and dodge the bullets::
Velvie: ::throws a knife and catches the zombie::
Elvis and Velvie: ::start killing all the zombies Matrix style:: (when I said when I was playing I didn't mean matrix style like this!! Too much alike! Yesh!)
Some time later… they're all dead.
Elvis: ::pants:: Hey! We did it! All right! Yeah Velvie we did it!
Velvie: Yuppers!
Elvis: I'm beat…. Let's go to the CI now….
At the CI…
Elvis: ::walks in Joanna's room:: OH MY GAWD! JOANNA AND DR. CARROLL!
Joanna: FUCK ME HARDER CARROLL!
Elvis: ::runs away:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES BUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::crashes into Velvie and falls::
Velvie: Elvis! We actually did it! ::grabs him and kisses him then runs away::0
Elvis: ::eyes turn into hearts:: Whoaa….cool ride dude! ::falls::
The End
I know chapter 1 was better. Please don't flame please! Oh and another thing. Animequeen07 pleeeeeassee don't hurt me! ::runs away before she can beat me::
-Bomberdude
Kill the zombies(Perfect zombies chapter 2 )
So our heros (ya right) are screwed in a cemetery because everyone knows there's no empty spaces between graves so that means that's A LOT OF ZOMBIES!!……..
Elvis: Oh fuck! ::there are lots of zombies now:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!! ::runs behind Velvie:: SAVE ME!
Velvie: Hey! Don't get back there pervert! ::throws Elvis::
Elvis: ::lands:: oww! Always think I'm gonna do something bad! ::Gets up and sees zombies surrounding him:: Oh shhhhhit! AAAAAHH!
Velvie: ::starts shooting zombies with her Callisto NTG::( yeah its stupid but that's what the sim Velvet always used when we were killing people matrix style in the grid!!!!)
Elvis: ::runs into a zombie::
Zombie: EEEERRRR!
Elvis: hehe ….enough of this!!! PREPARE FOR SOME DOOM!! ::takes out his Phoenix and shoots the zombies with explosive shells::
Velvie: ::laughs manically and throws remote mines all over the zombies::
Jo: ::runs away to try to find the CI so she can….do stuff to Jonathan's body…. Hehehhahahahahha MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Elvis: COME BACK HERE!!! Aw damn… ::too many zombies surround them::
Velvie:: this is the end! There's too many!
Elvis: ::a zombie grabs him and is about to bite his neck:: NOOOOOOOOOO-..
Velvie:………..::everything stopped::
Elvis: Looks at zombie near his neck:: Hellooooooooo?……. The fic's locked up! Well what do you know? Hey! Hey Bomberdude! ::knocks on glass:: Are you there? If you are, type something in…
C: Hello….
Velvie: Right…hello… we've got a bit of a problem here…
Elvis: yeah… we won't tell there's been a lock up… and you help us out with these guys here…
C:…Err…..Okay….
Elvis: Yeah we need weapons ::2 rows of weapons appear:: Good good. ::takes what he needs::
Velvie: heh ::takes what she needs also::
Velvie: right…so take us to say…. The Grid…. Where that's the level Rare "borrowed" from The Matrix ::snickers:: I wont tell anybody that… ::the screen changes to the Grid:: Good… now give these zombies KF7's and uniforms. Right…lets start…ready….action!
Elvis: ::walks in dressed up like Neo and puts some bag onto the thingy and walks on the metal detector and it beeps::
Zombie: ::in a deep voice:: Please remove any metallic objects into the tra- ::baggage claim thingy beeps::
Elvis:: Punches guy, takes out two CMP-150's and crosses them shooting two zombies at a time then starts shooting all of them::
Another Zombie: ::startsrunning towards Elvis with gun (BTW, EVERY zombie has a gun)
Velvie: ::walks through metal detector with one CMP-150 ands shoots up the zombie::
The screen shows Elvis and Velvie. Then they run and a bunch of zombies come out.
Elvis: ::does that spinning shit that's impossible in real life::
Velvie: ::walks on the wall and jumps over the laser sensor(I forgot it there were lasers but I'm adding them if there weren't!!
Elvis: ::starts to bend himself and dodge the bullets::
Velvie: ::throws a knife and catches the zombie::
Elvis and Velvie: ::start killing all the zombies Matrix style:: (when I said when I was playing I didn't mean matrix style like this!! Too much alike! Yesh!)
Some time later… they're all dead.
Elvis: ::pants:: Hey! We did it! All right! Yeah Velvie we did it!
Velvie: Yuppers!
Elvis: I'm beat…. Let's go to the CI now….
At the CI…
Elvis: ::walks in Joanna's room:: OH MY GAWD! JOANNA AND DR. CARROLL!
Joanna: FUCK ME HARDER CARROLL!
Elvis: ::runs away:: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES BUURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::crashes into Velvie and falls::
Velvie: Elvis! We actually did it! ::grabs him and kisses him then runs away::0
Elvis: ::eyes turn into hearts:: Whoaa….cool ride dude! ::falls::
The End
I know chapter 1 was better. Please don't flame please! Oh and another thing. Animequeen07 pleeeeeassee don't hurt me! ::runs away before she can beat me::
-Bomberdude