Harry Potter meets Bilbo Baggins!
This is an attempt at a funny story, so give me reviews and tell me what you thought of it. Thanks! :)
Harry, Hermione, and Neville are sitting outside one day. They were all having a bad day.
Harry: I just hate Snape. He is soooooo rude!
Hermione: And what's up with Trawlney? She's like, weird!
Neville: I'm a slug!
Hermione and Harry: Huh?
Neville: Now I'm a cowboy in the Wild West!
H & H: *Shrugs*
Hagrid and Dumbledore walk onto scene.
Harry: Hagrid, we're having a bad day.
Hagrid: Sorry to hear that, Harry.
Neville: Heeee-Hawwwwww!!!! Ride 'em cowboy!
Hermione: Professor Dumbledore, Neville's scaring me.
Dumbledore: Yes, me too Miss Granger. 20 points from Slytherin and 40 from Ravenclaw.
Hagrid: And 100 points for Felinaco.
All: Filanaco?
Hagrid: Yeah, it's the new house name I made up. Its mascot is a cat. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
All: Uh, ok.
Neville: Now I'm a glass of milk!
Hermione: Whatever Neville.
Dumbledore: 10 points from Hufflepuff.
Hagrid: Flabberworms rule my school!
Dumbledore: No, I rule your school.
Snape: I hate you all.
Aripete comes onto scene, deletes Snape, and leaves
Hermione: Wait everyone. I see something in the distance.
Hagrid: Look, it's a small person!
Small Person: My name is Bilbo Baggins and I'm a hobbit.
All: Oh.
Bilbo: Well, uh,is something wrong?
Harry: We thought that you would be more exciting, like a great and wise wizard or something.
Bilbo: Well, I helped kill a dragon.
All: *stare*
Bilbo: I know a wizard and thirteen dwarves including the king of the dwarves.
All: *keep staring*
Neville: I'm Michael Flatley! *does tapdance to Riverdance music*
Bilbo: Well, I guess that there is somebody wierder than me here. Bye! *disappears suddenly*
The End!
I hoped you like it! Review plz!
This is an attempt at a funny story, so give me reviews and tell me what you thought of it. Thanks! :)
Harry, Hermione, and Neville are sitting outside one day. They were all having a bad day.
Harry: I just hate Snape. He is soooooo rude!
Hermione: And what's up with Trawlney? She's like, weird!
Neville: I'm a slug!
Hermione and Harry: Huh?
Neville: Now I'm a cowboy in the Wild West!
H & H: *Shrugs*
Hagrid and Dumbledore walk onto scene.
Harry: Hagrid, we're having a bad day.
Hagrid: Sorry to hear that, Harry.
Neville: Heeee-Hawwwwww!!!! Ride 'em cowboy!
Hermione: Professor Dumbledore, Neville's scaring me.
Dumbledore: Yes, me too Miss Granger. 20 points from Slytherin and 40 from Ravenclaw.
Hagrid: And 100 points for Felinaco.
All: Filanaco?
Hagrid: Yeah, it's the new house name I made up. Its mascot is a cat. *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*
All: Uh, ok.
Neville: Now I'm a glass of milk!
Hermione: Whatever Neville.
Dumbledore: 10 points from Hufflepuff.
Hagrid: Flabberworms rule my school!
Dumbledore: No, I rule your school.
Snape: I hate you all.
Aripete comes onto scene, deletes Snape, and leaves
Hermione: Wait everyone. I see something in the distance.
Hagrid: Look, it's a small person!
Small Person: My name is Bilbo Baggins and I'm a hobbit.
All: Oh.
Bilbo: Well, uh,is something wrong?
Harry: We thought that you would be more exciting, like a great and wise wizard or something.
Bilbo: Well, I helped kill a dragon.
All: *stare*
Bilbo: I know a wizard and thirteen dwarves including the king of the dwarves.
All: *keep staring*
Neville: I'm Michael Flatley! *does tapdance to Riverdance music*
Bilbo: Well, I guess that there is somebody wierder than me here. Bye! *disappears suddenly*
The End!
I hoped you like it! Review plz!