by Sasukechan
Rashid: Okay, everyone, We're going to call this town "Crybaby".
Duo: Why?
Rashid: Because our beloved handsome, sexy, Fra--
Washu: Aren't you supposed to be praising me? After all, I'm so
perfect..
Duo cuts Washu's head off.
Duo: That ought to take care of her.
Rashid: Anyway, we're naming after our Prince Quatre.. He is a
crybaby. He needs us Maganacs to protect him all the time.
Duo:...
At the Winner palace..
Quatre: Get me my bunny slippers, Fifi!
Fifi: Yes, my Prince!
Quatre: Ah screw it! I have to see what Rashid named my lovely
town.
Quatre: What'd you name it, Rashid?!
Rashid bows to his prince
Rashid: Crybaby.
Quatre: What? Why?
Rashid: After you..
Quatre: HOW DARE YOU!!!!
Quatre: WAAH!! AAAAHHH!!
Trowa comes, at last..
Quatre: TROWA! You came to save me!
Trowa: No I didn't Quatre..
Quatre: Trowa protect me!
Trowa:....
Quatre: Trowa. You're supposed to say "I'll protect and save you from
anything my fragile prince!"
Trowa: .......
Quatre: *sniff* Trowa do you love me? *sniff*
Trowa:..........
Quatre:I..... I..... WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Rashid: Calm down, my prince.
Quatre:*sniff* Shut up!
Duo: Hey, let's go see what the scientists are up to!
They go to the scientists place..
Prof. G: I'm going to go on my computer to go search for pictures of
my hunk-o-ilicious Quatre.
Dr. J: Well ,hurry up!
A picture of Quatre in the bathtub shows up.
They all drool and oggle.
Master O: Move! I want to see the hot boddied prince!
Dr. J: He's mine!
Prof. G: HA! I got bromides of the lovely Quatre! And Duo.
The rest growl with envy..
Dr. J: What on earth is a bromide?
Prof. G: It's a picture of a guy/girl in suggestive poses..
Duo, Quatre and Rashid come in. Uh-OH! Quatre isn't too pleased with
what he sees..
Quatre: What is that on your screen?
They're all silent..
Quatre: Rashid!! Destroy it!!
Prof. G: NO! That's the best bromide yet!!
Too late.
Rashid goes towards Quatre and bows.
Quatre: Don't bow at me, Rashid!
He bows again.
Quatre: GRRR.... Umm.. WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
They arrive back at Crybaby
Rashid: Now, men, We will see the lovely statue of Prince Quatre.
They show the statue and it's Quatre doing a ballet pose in a pretty
crown, pretty ballet dress, and pretty shoes.
Quatre: I hate this crap! I'm not like that! I hate this statue..
WAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!
Rashid takes Quatre by the ear
Rashid: Your daddy never disciplines you! So I will..
Rashid spanks Quatre's ass
Quatre: Let me go Rashid, or I'll...... SAVE ME TROWA!!!! HELP ME,
OWA!!!!!! AAHHHHHH!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
The end.