A/n this is the second chapter/episode of All my Digidestined I'd like to give a
formal apology to the taiora fans out there, yes there was blatant sorato in the
last episode, sorry. However, it will really make the plot in this one more
interesting, promise!!! The plot jumps around a lot (as soaps often do) so read
carefully or you'll miss the stupid one liners.
Warning: Marginal Daisuke bashing, but there is some Daiken
Disclaimer: geez... u guys no what I'm gonna say… why be predictable?
I like cheese and punch.
I don't know any digimon so I sure as heck don't own 'em.
Cheesy announcer voice: Previously on All my Digidestined…
Clip 1: Matt screaming in hospital bed, "WHY WHY!"
Clip 2: Koushiro and Mimi talking. "Soon my love, soon"
Clip 3: Sora and Matt kissing. (author shivers involuntarily)
Clip 4: Kari finding Ken with Davis.
Clip 5: Koushiro and Takeru. "I want him gone tonight."
C.A.V: That was 4 those of you who didn't read the last one, for shame!
Now to our show!
Yamato and Sora are still at the bar. Sora is half-asleep and Yamato has
been rambling about his family tree for an hour.
"…and so that is why my grandparents are French and my parents have
no hint of any accent whatsoever."
Sora, realizing he is done, snaps awake.
"Could you completely explain your plot to kill Iori, his grandpa, and Jun to
me? It makes me…err, 'want you' to hear about your evilnessness…ness."
He looks at her quizzically for a moment, "Uh, okay, I've alwayz loved
you."
"Enough chit chat, less swooning more evil plot."
"Uhh, okay, well as I told you they weren't important to the plot not the evil
plot I'm telling you about 'cuz they were important to that one, they're the victims
for crying out loud, so I don't mean the evil plot but the one we're not supposed
to talk about, our feelings, social interactions…"
"Shut up!…I mean get back to the Evil plot…sweetums…they were
unimportant in this fanfic just like the digimon (ahh the jig is up!) , I GET IT!"
Matt, a little scared now resumes plot (I mean evil plot), "Well, any way
they had to go becuz, well u know, and the Jun thing was another bonus…don't
you hate girls that go from one guy to another and they can never make up their
mind-"
"Let's not talk about that, those girls have their reasons. Like I dunno, the
guy they were with during High School was going to study music in Boston when
they went to college-"
"Sora?"
"And MAYBE that girl decided that she would just let him go and go out
with his best friend, the local soccer star.."
"SORA!"
She looks up.
"What are you talking about? That didn't happen to Jun…"
Sora puts her face in her hands, "Just continue the EVIL plot Matt…"
"So anyway, uhh, did I explain why they were unimportant?"
"YES!!!! Try to stay with me here."
"Okay so it was really one of your more simple evil plots, not like Ken's.
Man, that guy is long winded! He can talk for hours about the most miniscule
details of his plots. He just talks and talks and talks…"
"YAMATO! Just talk about the main points of YOUR evil plot, k?"
"k dearest, so I tell Iori I'm gonna take him and his beloved grandpa to the
Kendo tournament, I don't think there was one going on but Cody is a little
dense…"
Sora rolls her eyes.
"and I invite Jun and make her think it's a romantic weekend. Pretty basic
stuff. Only put enough fuel in to fly to the mountains, gave Jun a defective
parachute so it wasn't too obvious. I meant for Jun to die on impact, but it looks
like nature took care of that after the fact…"
"I thought you killed Jun in the hospital."
"Naw, I was gonna but she was gone by the time I got there. So that's the
evil plot, let's kiss again…"
"Uh, I better get to bed in case Taichi wakes up…"
"Yeah I guess, tomorrow?"
"Suuuurrrrrrreee…Bye"
She quickly goes up stairs.
When she walks into the bedroom Tai is in the chair impatiently waiting.
"Did he fall for it?"
"Hook, line and sinker. Help me get this off."
Tai pulls the duct tape and wire from lower back.
"There's no way he came up with this alone, some one helped him…"
"Maybe it was.."
Takeru was prepping for tonight.
"Black jump suit…check."
"Strong white cord…check."
"Black mask…check."
"Lucky rocket ship underwear…check."
Ah, the underwear I was wearing when we first went to the digital world.
Memories.
He heard someone, a girl perhaps, shouting his name in the distance.
KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK "TK! TK!" KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK
It was Kari. Takeru opened the door and saw she'd been crying, her
mascara had run.
"Kari what's wrong?"
She ran to him.
"Oh Takeru, Daisuke is cheating on ME with Ken."
"What, eww, I'm open minded and everything but something about those
two together is unsettling."
"I'm glad you might be the baby's father."
"It might be Davis's too."
"Or Ken's…" she says quietly.
"What?" he looks down at her, "Ken's?"
"Well about five mouths ago I was at a party…"
"I can't believe this."
"Hey, you knew I cheated on Daisuke…with you…Did you think I was
going to be faithful to you?"
"Well, we were the two younger Digidestined and we had a special
bond…"
"Look the thing with Ken was a one or three times only thing, really. I'm
leaving Daisuke for good this time. Who have I got left in the cast of characters
to cheat with, Koushiro or Jyou?"
They burst out laughing, but TK stops first. While she turns bright red and
is rolling on the floor, Takeru thinks, "She might do it, but wait Jyou will be gone
tonight, and Koushiro is with Mimi. She could cheat with Yamato, but he's my
brother. Taichi, ewwwww, but we ARE in a soap opera, it could happen, these
soap writers are pretty stupid…(a/n shut up TK.)…oh well this isn't important to
the plot at this point."
"I'm so confused."
"Davis, your alwayz confused."
"Really, is Kari mad at me or what?"
"I have to go to the bathroom, just a sec."
Ken gets up and goes to the bathroom. A lot of commotion comes from
inside but as always Daisuke doesn't notice. Ken comes out in Digimon Emperor
garb. Davis looks up.
"Ken, I'm not in the mood right now." (a/n Davis,use the headache excuse)
"You little fool."
"What's your problem, Ken?
"I'm not Ken, I'm his evil twin Zen."
Actually, it is Ken but he's mentally ill and has split personalities. (a/n
duh…he's w/ Daisuke, I'm not anti- yaoi, but I am anti-Daisuke)
"Wait, we're Japanese and I thought Zen was Chinese (a/n shut up
Davis)"
"What she said."
"But doesn't Zen mean peace or something in Chin-…er, Japanese, how
is that evil?"
"My mother was stupid. (a/n Good save Zen)…Thanks."
"Okay, so were you the one who did the whole Digimon Emperor thingy?"
"MMMhhmm, so are you terribly frightened?"
"Well, not really…"
* Two Hours Later *
"C'mon you're not scared? A little?"
"No because you're the same Ken I always knew and loved, you just have
a problem."
"Oh DAISUKE!"
(a/n why am I writing this crap? I better close this section before I vomit.)
Takeru slowly made his way through Jyou's kitchen the TV was on in the
living room, he was probably asleep on the couch. Perfect.
Koushiro and Mimi had the baby, and Kari said that she would be his alibi.
Strangely, Kari really didn't mind that he was gonna kill Jyou, or that he had
helped Matt kill Iori and his grandfather, or even that he killed Jun after a little talk
with…"
Jyou stirred in the next room. He just turned over.
Well better get this done with, he stepped carefully in the living room with
the cord held in two hands. Just 10 more feet and suddenly * crunch *
He had stepped on Jyou's glasses. Jyou woke up and felt for his glasses,
when he noticed some one was there he squinted at the figure…
"Takeru?"
Takeru threw down his cord and threw a stomping tantrum, "How'd you
know it was me!?!?!"
"You have on that stupid hat! When are you going to throw it away?
You've had it for 10 years!"
"I like wearing hats…and helmets…basically any kind of headgear."
"Why r u here?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, I was sent to kill you."
"By who?"
"That information I will not divulge no matter how I'm tortured"
By morning, TK had told Jyou all about Koushiro and Mimi's plot and
relationship, and his problems being a single parent with a famously unfaithful
girlfriend.
How did Jyou extract all this you ask? (*bad joke alert*He used winzip.J/k)
He knew Takeru's one weakness.
He likes to gossip over coffee.
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Meanwhile, Miyako sits at home twiddling her thumbs. She completely
trusts Ken and she's more worried than paranoid.
She hears a car drive up and hopes desperately it's Ken. There's a knock
at the door.
He wouldn't knock, better see who it is.
"Miyako, I have to see you."
She keeps the door half closed, and doesn't let Koushiro in.
"What?"
"Have you considered what I asked you?"
"Ken will be home soon." She tries to shut the door.
"I can't talk long either I left Mimi with Takeru's baby, just listen a sec."
"1 minute."
"Well Mimi isn't right for me, she's going through another pink phase and I
don't care about her money. I need you. Your sorta smart and your uhh…pret-
well not really…your passive…wait a minute, no your not. Well, you like food a
whole lot, and I eat food occasionally."
"I love Ken, and I would never hurt him. Goodbye."
She shuts the door in his face.
(a/n ouch…u got dissed)
Koushiro mumbles some come back with big words.
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The next morning as Jyou and Takeru are polishing off the coffee, Matt
awakes to lights flashing outside. There's a heavy knock at his door, Yamato
grabs a nearby shirt and throws it on. He opens the door and finds a cop waiting
patiently, "Yamato Ishida, your under arrest for the murders of Iori Hida,…uhhh
his grandpa, and Jun Motomiya."
"What exactly do you have as evidence?"
"A recording of you and one Sora Takenouchi-Kamiya."
As he is cuffed and frisked, "This wasn't in the plot, I mean the evil one, I
guess this is good for the other plot, it has been a little boring lately, not enough
me, not enough sorato to be specific, actually this was sort of a Taiora, well not
really…first I lose Sora, then she betrays me, then I get arrested. Stupid author."
(a/n shut up Yamato!)
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C.A.V: Will Ken get help for his illness? How will Takeru explain Jyou being
alive? Will Yamato be convicted? Find out whenever.
A/n: I noticed that every soap had 1 do-gooder who always stayed faithful and
never killed anyone. It was always a chic, too. Miyako wasn't who I wanted that
to be but I had already written into a wall w/ Kari. :( o well.
formal apology to the taiora fans out there, yes there was blatant sorato in the
last episode, sorry. However, it will really make the plot in this one more
interesting, promise!!! The plot jumps around a lot (as soaps often do) so read
carefully or you'll miss the stupid one liners.
Warning: Marginal Daisuke bashing, but there is some Daiken
Disclaimer: geez... u guys no what I'm gonna say… why be predictable?
I like cheese and punch.
I don't know any digimon so I sure as heck don't own 'em.
Cheesy announcer voice: Previously on All my Digidestined…
Clip 1: Matt screaming in hospital bed, "WHY WHY!"
Clip 2: Koushiro and Mimi talking. "Soon my love, soon"
Clip 3: Sora and Matt kissing. (author shivers involuntarily)
Clip 4: Kari finding Ken with Davis.
Clip 5: Koushiro and Takeru. "I want him gone tonight."
C.A.V: That was 4 those of you who didn't read the last one, for shame!
Now to our show!
Yamato and Sora are still at the bar. Sora is half-asleep and Yamato has
been rambling about his family tree for an hour.
"…and so that is why my grandparents are French and my parents have
no hint of any accent whatsoever."
Sora, realizing he is done, snaps awake.
"Could you completely explain your plot to kill Iori, his grandpa, and Jun to
me? It makes me…err, 'want you' to hear about your evilnessness…ness."
He looks at her quizzically for a moment, "Uh, okay, I've alwayz loved
you."
"Enough chit chat, less swooning more evil plot."
"Uhh, okay, well as I told you they weren't important to the plot not the evil
plot I'm telling you about 'cuz they were important to that one, they're the victims
for crying out loud, so I don't mean the evil plot but the one we're not supposed
to talk about, our feelings, social interactions…"
"Shut up!…I mean get back to the Evil plot…sweetums…they were
unimportant in this fanfic just like the digimon (ahh the jig is up!) , I GET IT!"
Matt, a little scared now resumes plot (I mean evil plot), "Well, any way
they had to go becuz, well u know, and the Jun thing was another bonus…don't
you hate girls that go from one guy to another and they can never make up their
mind-"
"Let's not talk about that, those girls have their reasons. Like I dunno, the
guy they were with during High School was going to study music in Boston when
they went to college-"
"Sora?"
"And MAYBE that girl decided that she would just let him go and go out
with his best friend, the local soccer star.."
"SORA!"
She looks up.
"What are you talking about? That didn't happen to Jun…"
Sora puts her face in her hands, "Just continue the EVIL plot Matt…"
"So anyway, uhh, did I explain why they were unimportant?"
"YES!!!! Try to stay with me here."
"Okay so it was really one of your more simple evil plots, not like Ken's.
Man, that guy is long winded! He can talk for hours about the most miniscule
details of his plots. He just talks and talks and talks…"
"YAMATO! Just talk about the main points of YOUR evil plot, k?"
"k dearest, so I tell Iori I'm gonna take him and his beloved grandpa to the
Kendo tournament, I don't think there was one going on but Cody is a little
dense…"
Sora rolls her eyes.
"and I invite Jun and make her think it's a romantic weekend. Pretty basic
stuff. Only put enough fuel in to fly to the mountains, gave Jun a defective
parachute so it wasn't too obvious. I meant for Jun to die on impact, but it looks
like nature took care of that after the fact…"
"I thought you killed Jun in the hospital."
"Naw, I was gonna but she was gone by the time I got there. So that's the
evil plot, let's kiss again…"
"Uh, I better get to bed in case Taichi wakes up…"
"Yeah I guess, tomorrow?"
"Suuuurrrrrrreee…Bye"
She quickly goes up stairs.
When she walks into the bedroom Tai is in the chair impatiently waiting.
"Did he fall for it?"
"Hook, line and sinker. Help me get this off."
Tai pulls the duct tape and wire from lower back.
"There's no way he came up with this alone, some one helped him…"
"Maybe it was.."
Takeru was prepping for tonight.
"Black jump suit…check."
"Strong white cord…check."
"Black mask…check."
"Lucky rocket ship underwear…check."
Ah, the underwear I was wearing when we first went to the digital world.
Memories.
He heard someone, a girl perhaps, shouting his name in the distance.
KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK "TK! TK!" KNOCKKNOCKKNOCK
It was Kari. Takeru opened the door and saw she'd been crying, her
mascara had run.
"Kari what's wrong?"
She ran to him.
"Oh Takeru, Daisuke is cheating on ME with Ken."
"What, eww, I'm open minded and everything but something about those
two together is unsettling."
"I'm glad you might be the baby's father."
"It might be Davis's too."
"Or Ken's…" she says quietly.
"What?" he looks down at her, "Ken's?"
"Well about five mouths ago I was at a party…"
"I can't believe this."
"Hey, you knew I cheated on Daisuke…with you…Did you think I was
going to be faithful to you?"
"Well, we were the two younger Digidestined and we had a special
bond…"
"Look the thing with Ken was a one or three times only thing, really. I'm
leaving Daisuke for good this time. Who have I got left in the cast of characters
to cheat with, Koushiro or Jyou?"
They burst out laughing, but TK stops first. While she turns bright red and
is rolling on the floor, Takeru thinks, "She might do it, but wait Jyou will be gone
tonight, and Koushiro is with Mimi. She could cheat with Yamato, but he's my
brother. Taichi, ewwwww, but we ARE in a soap opera, it could happen, these
soap writers are pretty stupid…(a/n shut up TK.)…oh well this isn't important to
the plot at this point."
"I'm so confused."
"Davis, your alwayz confused."
"Really, is Kari mad at me or what?"
"I have to go to the bathroom, just a sec."
Ken gets up and goes to the bathroom. A lot of commotion comes from
inside but as always Daisuke doesn't notice. Ken comes out in Digimon Emperor
garb. Davis looks up.
"Ken, I'm not in the mood right now." (a/n Davis,use the headache excuse)
"You little fool."
"What's your problem, Ken?
"I'm not Ken, I'm his evil twin Zen."
Actually, it is Ken but he's mentally ill and has split personalities. (a/n
duh…he's w/ Daisuke, I'm not anti- yaoi, but I am anti-Daisuke)
"Wait, we're Japanese and I thought Zen was Chinese (a/n shut up
Davis)"
"What she said."
"But doesn't Zen mean peace or something in Chin-…er, Japanese, how
is that evil?"
"My mother was stupid. (a/n Good save Zen)…Thanks."
"Okay, so were you the one who did the whole Digimon Emperor thingy?"
"MMMhhmm, so are you terribly frightened?"
"Well, not really…"
* Two Hours Later *
"C'mon you're not scared? A little?"
"No because you're the same Ken I always knew and loved, you just have
a problem."
"Oh DAISUKE!"
(a/n why am I writing this crap? I better close this section before I vomit.)
Takeru slowly made his way through Jyou's kitchen the TV was on in the
living room, he was probably asleep on the couch. Perfect.
Koushiro and Mimi had the baby, and Kari said that she would be his alibi.
Strangely, Kari really didn't mind that he was gonna kill Jyou, or that he had
helped Matt kill Iori and his grandfather, or even that he killed Jun after a little talk
with…"
Jyou stirred in the next room. He just turned over.
Well better get this done with, he stepped carefully in the living room with
the cord held in two hands. Just 10 more feet and suddenly * crunch *
He had stepped on Jyou's glasses. Jyou woke up and felt for his glasses,
when he noticed some one was there he squinted at the figure…
"Takeru?"
Takeru threw down his cord and threw a stomping tantrum, "How'd you
know it was me!?!?!"
"You have on that stupid hat! When are you going to throw it away?
You've had it for 10 years!"
"I like wearing hats…and helmets…basically any kind of headgear."
"Why r u here?"
"Well, to tell you the truth, I was sent to kill you."
"By who?"
"That information I will not divulge no matter how I'm tortured"
By morning, TK had told Jyou all about Koushiro and Mimi's plot and
relationship, and his problems being a single parent with a famously unfaithful
girlfriend.
How did Jyou extract all this you ask? (*bad joke alert*He used winzip.J/k)
He knew Takeru's one weakness.
He likes to gossip over coffee.
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Meanwhile, Miyako sits at home twiddling her thumbs. She completely
trusts Ken and she's more worried than paranoid.
She hears a car drive up and hopes desperately it's Ken. There's a knock
at the door.
He wouldn't knock, better see who it is.
"Miyako, I have to see you."
She keeps the door half closed, and doesn't let Koushiro in.
"What?"
"Have you considered what I asked you?"
"Ken will be home soon." She tries to shut the door.
"I can't talk long either I left Mimi with Takeru's baby, just listen a sec."
"1 minute."
"Well Mimi isn't right for me, she's going through another pink phase and I
don't care about her money. I need you. Your sorta smart and your uhh…pret-
well not really…your passive…wait a minute, no your not. Well, you like food a
whole lot, and I eat food occasionally."
"I love Ken, and I would never hurt him. Goodbye."
She shuts the door in his face.
(a/n ouch…u got dissed)
Koushiro mumbles some come back with big words.
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The next morning as Jyou and Takeru are polishing off the coffee, Matt
awakes to lights flashing outside. There's a heavy knock at his door, Yamato
grabs a nearby shirt and throws it on. He opens the door and finds a cop waiting
patiently, "Yamato Ishida, your under arrest for the murders of Iori Hida,…uhhh
his grandpa, and Jun Motomiya."
"What exactly do you have as evidence?"
"A recording of you and one Sora Takenouchi-Kamiya."
As he is cuffed and frisked, "This wasn't in the plot, I mean the evil one, I
guess this is good for the other plot, it has been a little boring lately, not enough
me, not enough sorato to be specific, actually this was sort of a Taiora, well not
really…first I lose Sora, then she betrays me, then I get arrested. Stupid author."
(a/n shut up Yamato!)
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C.A.V: Will Ken get help for his illness? How will Takeru explain Jyou being
alive? Will Yamato be convicted? Find out whenever.
A/n: I noticed that every soap had 1 do-gooder who always stayed faithful and
never killed anyone. It was always a chic, too. Miyako wasn't who I wanted that
to be but I had already written into a wall w/ Kari. :( o well.