Allen's Special Lady/The Dead One (In other words, Chapter Two.)
DISCLAIMER: we, the people
insist you know the already obvious,
We DON'T own Escaflowne. (Shocked you there, ne? ^w^)
Two week
after the, AHEM, shocking revelation, (in which Allen reveled to
Chid the he was his son (Chid, I mean.))
Had Allen
wondering, who exactly told Millernia his, well, shocking secret? (And
why had she told Chid, she ruined his Darth Vader Moment!!!.) Moreover, why, more importantly had had
Gadeth bought Herbal Escease shampoo without buying conditioner? Therefore, it
is oblivious that Allen was a little depressed. And without commercial quality
hair.
Allen was
combing his hair in his " Lair of Manly Things", when SUDDENLY, the lighting
dimmed, a cold wind blew (which was odd, because The Lair didn't have windows.)
and mist swirled 'round the bewildered Allen. A tall figure in white sheet
(with two holes cut out for the eyes.*)
Allen waited.
The figure waited.
Allen waited.
The figure waited.
Allen waited.
The figure waited.
Allen waited.
The figure waited.
Allen waited.
The figure waited.
Allen waited.
The figure waited.
Allen waited.
The figure waited.
Finally the
figure spoke, " I've come to haunnnt you."
Allen"…"
The figure
said impatiently " Aren't you to even ask who I was, you idiot?!"
Allen"…"
The ghostly
spector sighed with exasperation, " I'm one of your old flames!"
Allen's eyes
brightened, " Ohhh! Are you Conniea?"
The Haunt
signed "NO"
" Nateliea?."
"No."
"Fanny?"
NONONO!"
"Alice? Nara?
Dr. Quinn,the Medicine Women? Farrah Faucett?"
"No, no, and
hmmm, NO!"
*** The
thirteen days later***
"Katie, the
humble nurse maid?"
The being not
of this world rubbed her temple," None of these girls are dead, are they?" she
muttered.
"Hitomi, the
girl from the Phantom Moon?"
"NOyou
idiot! They're not
dead!!"
" …Millernia,
the Last Princess of Astoria?"
"WHAT? YOU
DATED MY LITTLE SISTER?!? YOU MONSTER!!!!!!!"
Allen
whispered, "Soo, you are Mar-Mar, Mar-something?"
"YOU FORGOT
MY NAME?! ALLEN, HOW COULD YOU?!"
Mar-something
bellowed, sobbing, pulling the sheet down reveling, Allen's only dead
flame, Marlene Aston zar Freid!
( we, the
people, are shocked !)
A.N.: I like Allen, I love Allen, I have web page for Allen, but he is
so fun to tease!
Allen: If
you really liked me, you wouldn't tease
me!
Me:^_^ WOUld
you like it if I teased Van instead?
Allen:
mumble, grumble.
Me: tickle-tickle.
Allen: Stop
that!
Me: I kid
because I love, Good night every body!
REVIEW! Or it'll make me sad,
;_;