This is a short and stupid collection I'll put together sometime or another. The "chapters" will be short because one tale will go in each, and maybe some narrating too. If you ever want to possibly submit a pointless thingy e-mail it to me and I might just put it here. Please R&R! The idea was taken from The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales. And now, we present...
The Crunching Irkan and Other Pointless Thingys.
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"Weeeeee hee heeeeee!" Said a speck in the distance, ever so slowly the speck got bigger and bigger until WHAM, it rammed into a wall. It was a little silver robot with blue glowing eyes. It pried itself off the wall and danced around.
"Welcome folks, I'll be your narrator for these tales! My name is Gir! Our first Pointless Thingy tonight will be-"
"Hold it hold it hold it, you can't do that Gir!" A green little alien ran out into sight. "You can't just go into the stories right away, we need a opening, something that will leave an impression in their mind forever!"
"Like what Zim?" asked Gir.
"I have an idea!" It was the voice of a young boy in a blue shirt and a black trench coat. His name was Dib. He went over to the others and whispered. Then they all scurried off stage as a nice fast tune began to play out of no where.
Suddenly, and without much warning, Gir, Zim, and Dib all began to dance out into the middle of the room, dressed in top hats and tails. They danced for a few more seconds then started to sing...
"Mischief!" Sang Gir
"Mayhem!" Crooned Dib.
"Monkeys!" Wailed Zim.
They're all part of our show!
Ohh, ohh, don't you know?
They are, Pointless Thingys!
They're oh so pointless!
They'll confuse you!
Drive you out of your head.
While reading them, you'll wish you were deeadddd!
So pull up a chair!
Start to pull out your hair!
Cuz they are, oh so pointless!
They make no sense at all!
You're tired of our singing.
So we'll just mosey along!
And that's the end of our song!
Dib and Zim danced out of sight, leaving Gir to introduce the first pointless thingy.
"Uhm....I forgot my lines..."
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TO BE CONTINUED:
The Crunching Irkan and Other Pointless Thingys.
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"Weeeeee hee heeeeee!" Said a speck in the distance, ever so slowly the speck got bigger and bigger until WHAM, it rammed into a wall. It was a little silver robot with blue glowing eyes. It pried itself off the wall and danced around.
"Welcome folks, I'll be your narrator for these tales! My name is Gir! Our first Pointless Thingy tonight will be-"
"Hold it hold it hold it, you can't do that Gir!" A green little alien ran out into sight. "You can't just go into the stories right away, we need a opening, something that will leave an impression in their mind forever!"
"Like what Zim?" asked Gir.
"I have an idea!" It was the voice of a young boy in a blue shirt and a black trench coat. His name was Dib. He went over to the others and whispered. Then they all scurried off stage as a nice fast tune began to play out of no where.
Suddenly, and without much warning, Gir, Zim, and Dib all began to dance out into the middle of the room, dressed in top hats and tails. They danced for a few more seconds then started to sing...
"Mischief!" Sang Gir
"Mayhem!" Crooned Dib.
"Monkeys!" Wailed Zim.
They're all part of our show!
Ohh, ohh, don't you know?
They are, Pointless Thingys!
They're oh so pointless!
They'll confuse you!
Drive you out of your head.
While reading them, you'll wish you were deeadddd!
So pull up a chair!
Start to pull out your hair!
Cuz they are, oh so pointless!
They make no sense at all!
You're tired of our singing.
So we'll just mosey along!
And that's the end of our song!
Dib and Zim danced out of sight, leaving Gir to introduce the first pointless thingy.
"Uhm....I forgot my lines..."
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TO BE CONTINUED: