Night Fun
Everyone was full from dinner and met in the rather large living room.
"Hey. We should do something. This is too boring and it's kind of early for bed. Why don't we play a game. Truth or Dare?", Tasuki made a suggestion of something to do. As usual everyone agreed and the game began.
"Can I go first", asked Nuriko while sitting around in his pajamas.
"Why do you wanna go first?", asked Suboshi suspiciously.
"I have my reasons. So can I, please?"
"I Guess"
"Yay! Ok Tasuki, truth or dare?"
"Why the hell are you picking on me. What did I ever do to you?", bickered the red head bandit.
"Truth or Dare"
"Dare, ok crossdresser?"
"Just for that I'll make the dare pretty hard on you!"
"You have to take your tessen and throw it out into the deep end of the pool. Then leave it there for the entire night!"
Tasuki as you could tell had a hard time parting with his tessen and was clearly pissed off when he had finished. Tasuki sat back down and chose his next victim.
"Obake-chan, Truth or dare?"
"Stop calling me that. It's so annoying. Truth, I don't any of your fucked up dares." Tasuki sat pondering on what he was gonna do to Obake-chan. He sat and sat..thinking of a way to get him. Something to put him against his "love" Miaka.
"I got it! Ok Obake-chan, aren't you tired of saving Miaka every other second. I mean she can't even walk a little without falling and when you do save her you only get repaid with poisonous food."
"What I don't want to answer that. Of course I'm not tired of saving Miaka. She's my love and I would never hate protecting her!"
"Tamahome, I have a question. This game is called TRUTH or dare... am I right? Well to me it doesn't seem that you are telling the truth. I mean unless you got a lot of sunburn. That might explain why your face is so red.", questioned Hotohori.
Tamahome shot a "I'll get you for this" glare at the emperor and then said "Well I suppose it gets a little tiring but only cause I don't get anything in return. I suppose" The room immediately began to light up from the fire in Miaka's eyes. Tamahome abruptly shrank behind a chair.
"I believe that it is your turn Tamahome.", mocked Hotohori.
"Well I know that you enjoyed seeing Miaka get angry at me and you have been sitting there laughing the entire time so...Hotohori, truth or dare?"
"I think I'll go with a dare. I don't think that anything you can do will hurt me. So go ahead."
"Ok. I will. Hotohori you must make out with one of the guys in this room, and for 5 minutes. Let's just say we're even now." Hotohori blinked and then shrugged.
"It can't be that bad. I'll just pretend it's Miaka with her bathing suit on."
Hotohori tentatively looked around the room seeing who he was willing to his with. Nuriko was sitting there with starry eyes while everyone else hiding behind someone or something.
"Tomo. May I ask you something? You can use illusions right? Could you turn yourself into Miaka?"
"Yes I can. But I still only pledge myself to Nakago."
Tomo easily used an illusion and turned into Miaka. Then began the dare. Hotohori managed to make out with "Miaka" for a long number of minutes. The others just stared and stared...
"That was quite interesting, I really think I don't need this kind of education today. But it sure is funny!", laughed Chiriko.
"Hotohori, what about me", sniffed Nuriko. "Well anyways it's still your turn so who ya gonna chose?". Nuriko recovered quickly from his little upset.
"I chose, Suboshi. We haven't had any fun with the Seriyu side yet so...Truth or Dare?"
"Why does everyone always pick on me? Can't I just sit here and practice with my Ryuuseisui? Um...well if I have to I chose truth...I guess..."
"Ok then. Ok Suboshi, describe each of the Seriyu Seven. It has to be what you think of them as well. And members of the Seriyu Seven, you are not allowed to hurt Suboshi when he's done." A sigh was heard around the room. Relief was heard coming from Suboshi's exhale.
"Ok well here goes nothing. Ok Nakago is evil and I really don't know why he has that whip of his. Miboshi is demonic and mentally unstable. Ashitare is wellllll...... a cannibal. What else can I say? Tomo's a painted freak who talks to clams. Soi is......just Soi. And Amiboshi is really cool."
The Seriyu Seishi looked a but stunned at first then they pulled themselves together. "Why you...."
"Ok you guys you aren't allowed to hurt my brother. That's what Hotohori said.", said Amiboshi while standing in front of his cowering brother.
"Maybe we shouldn't play this game anymore. It would be kinda hard to explain the blood when we're finished here no da", mentioned Chichiri.
"Then what should we play", Soi questioned with any annoyed tone in her voice.
"Well we have a karaoke machine! Why don't we sing. Or we could go for a swim again", Miaka said in a bubbly tone.
Everyone instantly sweat dropped and yelled "Karaoke!". A day in the pool was definitely enough for them.
"Oh never mind. Don't listen to Miaka. There isn't a karaoke machine that works. This one looks like it was used a long time ago and it won't even turn on." Yui sat back down after her discovery.
"Oi I got a game that will be lots of fun! What about playing I've Never! We can use the drinks in the mini bar too. Come on please." Tasuki constantly wined.
A sigh came from the room along with the nods of heads. Tasuki jumped up with much speed and grace and grabbed several bottles of sake and glasses. He immediately started filling the glasses.
"Does everyone know how to play?" Tasuki asked while finishing up.
"No I don't" answered Chiriko.
"I think that Chiriko and I will sit this game out", replied Mitsukake.
"Yeah don't ruin the young minds. Anyways it will be more fun like this."
Tamahome got up from his seat on the floor and sat beside his girlfriend Miaka.
"Well the rules of the game are that one person starts off and they say I've never and they say something that they have NEVER done in their lives. But the people that have done that have to take a drink. I'm guessing that the winner is the person that is still sober after this is over. The point is though to get as many people as you can during your turn. Does everyone got it?" Tasuki finished up and passed everyone a glass.
"Can I start since I didn't get to say anything in the last game", asked Nakago while keeping his cool attitude. Nobody wanted to die tonight so they all agreed and let Nakago take his turn.
"I have never...loved a Preistess."
"Awww man." Tamahome picked up a shot glass and downed his drink. As did Tasuki, Nuriko, Hotohori, Amiboshi and Suboshi.
"I'll go now. I've never...liked a girl." Tomo said that triumphantly as if it was something nobody had done. Everyone picked up a glass and drank. Tomo sunk into his chair.
"Ha ha sucks for you Tomo!" Tasuki blurted out exactly what was on his mind.
Suddenly the room started to shake and a bright red light was seen out the window..getting closer and closer. Before the light hit everyone saw a lone figure standing with long fire red hair.
"Lina?!" Tasuki blurted right before everyone was blasted..along with the hour and everything else in the surrounding area.
Morning came quickly and everyone rose from their awful sleep.
"Man last night majorly sucked. Who was that anyways that blasted us to death. I will seriously deal with that person" Tamahome stood up and brushed off his clothes.
"You people are sooo stupid. Especially you Tasuki. You people couldn't even sense my attack." A voice spoke out of nowhere. Everyone blinked and looked up to see the girl with red hair standing on the wreck that used to be the hotel.
"Lina what the hell are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to leave me alone." Tasuki bickered.
"Oh Tasuki dear I didn't even see you there" Lina smirked.
"We still have a score to settle, don't you remember bandit boy?"
"che..I don't want to fight with you. You know I'll just beat the crap outta ya so why even bother? I beat you the last time we fought so why would this be any different little girl?"
"Little girl?!" Lina twitched violently.
"Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows. Buried in the flow of time. In Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!"
A rather stunned and now charred group of Seishi stood blinking.
"Call me little sheesh..."
"Lina that wasn't very nice. Mr. Xelloss and I have come to make everyone friendly in the name of Justice!"
Xelloss then proceeding to whack everyone terribly hard with his staff while Amelia just beat the crap outta all of them.
"I feel so happy at this moment in my life. Oh Tamahome will you be my friend? I have always admired your fighting" Suboshi spoke with sparkling eyes.
"Oh yes Suboshi I want to be your friend too."
"Lina you know I'm really sorry for saying all that mean stuff about you"
"It's ok Tasuki. Can we be good friend now?"
"Well Mr. Xelloss I think we did a good job don't you?" Asked Amelia.
"Um...Sore wa himitsu desu ^-^"
"Let's sing a happy song together!" Nakago shouted gleefully.
The Seishi and Lina then broke into a off key version of happy boys and girls by Aqua.
"This is scaring me now. Let's go Mr. Xelloss."
Amelia and Xelloss disappear with a poof of smoke.
"Happy boys and happy girls, will be we are the happy boys and girls Happy boys and happy girls, will be So happy, yeah!, so, so happy, yeah!
Happy boys and happy girls, will be we are the happy boys and girls Happy boys and happy girls, will be oh yeah, so happy..."
THE END (or is there more *evil laugh*)
Everyone was full from dinner and met in the rather large living room.
"Hey. We should do something. This is too boring and it's kind of early for bed. Why don't we play a game. Truth or Dare?", Tasuki made a suggestion of something to do. As usual everyone agreed and the game began.
"Can I go first", asked Nuriko while sitting around in his pajamas.
"Why do you wanna go first?", asked Suboshi suspiciously.
"I have my reasons. So can I, please?"
"I Guess"
"Yay! Ok Tasuki, truth or dare?"
"Why the hell are you picking on me. What did I ever do to you?", bickered the red head bandit.
"Truth or Dare"
"Dare, ok crossdresser?"
"Just for that I'll make the dare pretty hard on you!"
"You have to take your tessen and throw it out into the deep end of the pool. Then leave it there for the entire night!"
Tasuki as you could tell had a hard time parting with his tessen and was clearly pissed off when he had finished. Tasuki sat back down and chose his next victim.
"Obake-chan, Truth or dare?"
"Stop calling me that. It's so annoying. Truth, I don't any of your fucked up dares." Tasuki sat pondering on what he was gonna do to Obake-chan. He sat and sat..thinking of a way to get him. Something to put him against his "love" Miaka.
"I got it! Ok Obake-chan, aren't you tired of saving Miaka every other second. I mean she can't even walk a little without falling and when you do save her you only get repaid with poisonous food."
"What I don't want to answer that. Of course I'm not tired of saving Miaka. She's my love and I would never hate protecting her!"
"Tamahome, I have a question. This game is called TRUTH or dare... am I right? Well to me it doesn't seem that you are telling the truth. I mean unless you got a lot of sunburn. That might explain why your face is so red.", questioned Hotohori.
Tamahome shot a "I'll get you for this" glare at the emperor and then said "Well I suppose it gets a little tiring but only cause I don't get anything in return. I suppose" The room immediately began to light up from the fire in Miaka's eyes. Tamahome abruptly shrank behind a chair.
"I believe that it is your turn Tamahome.", mocked Hotohori.
"Well I know that you enjoyed seeing Miaka get angry at me and you have been sitting there laughing the entire time so...Hotohori, truth or dare?"
"I think I'll go with a dare. I don't think that anything you can do will hurt me. So go ahead."
"Ok. I will. Hotohori you must make out with one of the guys in this room, and for 5 minutes. Let's just say we're even now." Hotohori blinked and then shrugged.
"It can't be that bad. I'll just pretend it's Miaka with her bathing suit on."
Hotohori tentatively looked around the room seeing who he was willing to his with. Nuriko was sitting there with starry eyes while everyone else hiding behind someone or something.
"Tomo. May I ask you something? You can use illusions right? Could you turn yourself into Miaka?"
"Yes I can. But I still only pledge myself to Nakago."
Tomo easily used an illusion and turned into Miaka. Then began the dare. Hotohori managed to make out with "Miaka" for a long number of minutes. The others just stared and stared...
"That was quite interesting, I really think I don't need this kind of education today. But it sure is funny!", laughed Chiriko.
"Hotohori, what about me", sniffed Nuriko. "Well anyways it's still your turn so who ya gonna chose?". Nuriko recovered quickly from his little upset.
"I chose, Suboshi. We haven't had any fun with the Seriyu side yet so...Truth or Dare?"
"Why does everyone always pick on me? Can't I just sit here and practice with my Ryuuseisui? Um...well if I have to I chose truth...I guess..."
"Ok then. Ok Suboshi, describe each of the Seriyu Seven. It has to be what you think of them as well. And members of the Seriyu Seven, you are not allowed to hurt Suboshi when he's done." A sigh was heard around the room. Relief was heard coming from Suboshi's exhale.
"Ok well here goes nothing. Ok Nakago is evil and I really don't know why he has that whip of his. Miboshi is demonic and mentally unstable. Ashitare is wellllll...... a cannibal. What else can I say? Tomo's a painted freak who talks to clams. Soi is......just Soi. And Amiboshi is really cool."
The Seriyu Seishi looked a but stunned at first then they pulled themselves together. "Why you...."
"Ok you guys you aren't allowed to hurt my brother. That's what Hotohori said.", said Amiboshi while standing in front of his cowering brother.
"Maybe we shouldn't play this game anymore. It would be kinda hard to explain the blood when we're finished here no da", mentioned Chichiri.
"Then what should we play", Soi questioned with any annoyed tone in her voice.
"Well we have a karaoke machine! Why don't we sing. Or we could go for a swim again", Miaka said in a bubbly tone.
Everyone instantly sweat dropped and yelled "Karaoke!". A day in the pool was definitely enough for them.
"Oh never mind. Don't listen to Miaka. There isn't a karaoke machine that works. This one looks like it was used a long time ago and it won't even turn on." Yui sat back down after her discovery.
"Oi I got a game that will be lots of fun! What about playing I've Never! We can use the drinks in the mini bar too. Come on please." Tasuki constantly wined.
A sigh came from the room along with the nods of heads. Tasuki jumped up with much speed and grace and grabbed several bottles of sake and glasses. He immediately started filling the glasses.
"Does everyone know how to play?" Tasuki asked while finishing up.
"No I don't" answered Chiriko.
"I think that Chiriko and I will sit this game out", replied Mitsukake.
"Yeah don't ruin the young minds. Anyways it will be more fun like this."
Tamahome got up from his seat on the floor and sat beside his girlfriend Miaka.
"Well the rules of the game are that one person starts off and they say I've never and they say something that they have NEVER done in their lives. But the people that have done that have to take a drink. I'm guessing that the winner is the person that is still sober after this is over. The point is though to get as many people as you can during your turn. Does everyone got it?" Tasuki finished up and passed everyone a glass.
"Can I start since I didn't get to say anything in the last game", asked Nakago while keeping his cool attitude. Nobody wanted to die tonight so they all agreed and let Nakago take his turn.
"I have never...loved a Preistess."
"Awww man." Tamahome picked up a shot glass and downed his drink. As did Tasuki, Nuriko, Hotohori, Amiboshi and Suboshi.
"I'll go now. I've never...liked a girl." Tomo said that triumphantly as if it was something nobody had done. Everyone picked up a glass and drank. Tomo sunk into his chair.
"Ha ha sucks for you Tomo!" Tasuki blurted out exactly what was on his mind.
Suddenly the room started to shake and a bright red light was seen out the window..getting closer and closer. Before the light hit everyone saw a lone figure standing with long fire red hair.
"Lina?!" Tasuki blurted right before everyone was blasted..along with the hour and everything else in the surrounding area.
Morning came quickly and everyone rose from their awful sleep.
"Man last night majorly sucked. Who was that anyways that blasted us to death. I will seriously deal with that person" Tamahome stood up and brushed off his clothes.
"You people are sooo stupid. Especially you Tasuki. You people couldn't even sense my attack." A voice spoke out of nowhere. Everyone blinked and looked up to see the girl with red hair standing on the wreck that used to be the hotel.
"Lina what the hell are you doing here? Didn't I tell you to leave me alone." Tasuki bickered.
"Oh Tasuki dear I didn't even see you there" Lina smirked.
"We still have a score to settle, don't you remember bandit boy?"
"che..I don't want to fight with you. You know I'll just beat the crap outta ya so why even bother? I beat you the last time we fought so why would this be any different little girl?"
"Little girl?!" Lina twitched violently.
"Darkness from twilight, crimson from blood that flows. Buried in the flow of time. In Thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness! Those who oppose us shall be destroyed by the power you and I possess! DRAGON SLAVE!"
A rather stunned and now charred group of Seishi stood blinking.
"Call me little sheesh..."
"Lina that wasn't very nice. Mr. Xelloss and I have come to make everyone friendly in the name of Justice!"
Xelloss then proceeding to whack everyone terribly hard with his staff while Amelia just beat the crap outta all of them.
"I feel so happy at this moment in my life. Oh Tamahome will you be my friend? I have always admired your fighting" Suboshi spoke with sparkling eyes.
"Oh yes Suboshi I want to be your friend too."
"Lina you know I'm really sorry for saying all that mean stuff about you"
"It's ok Tasuki. Can we be good friend now?"
"Well Mr. Xelloss I think we did a good job don't you?" Asked Amelia.
"Um...Sore wa himitsu desu ^-^"
"Let's sing a happy song together!" Nakago shouted gleefully.
The Seishi and Lina then broke into a off key version of happy boys and girls by Aqua.
"This is scaring me now. Let's go Mr. Xelloss."
Amelia and Xelloss disappear with a poof of smoke.
"Happy boys and happy girls, will be we are the happy boys and girls Happy boys and happy girls, will be So happy, yeah!, so, so happy, yeah!
Happy boys and happy girls, will be we are the happy boys and girls Happy boys and happy girls, will be oh yeah, so happy..."
THE END (or is there more *evil laugh*)