W00T!!! AFTER TEN THOUSAND YEARS IT'S FINALLY DONE! IT'S TIME TO CONQUER EARTH!
Actually I don't feel like conqering earth right now, but it is finally done and GBZ 2 and alhf is in the works. Expect to see the first chapter in a couple of weeks.
And now for the notes at the beginning for those who haven't read this:
The following story was created by crazed and insane minds, currently there are two, but
there might be be more in the future. They're names and e-mail addresses follow:
Howard ( Howardgwr@hotmail.com )
Bob Barker ( weirdo_is@hotmail.com )
It's a a story of action, comedy, romance, and shamless advertising. It's got elements from Dragon Ball Z, Gundam Wing, Sailor Moon, ALF, Pokemon,
Mario Brothers, Pinky and the Brain, Who wants to be a millionare, 2001: A Space Odysy just to name a
few.
Also if you don't know who Mr. Dressup is you can find some info about him at:
http://www.newnhamsfc.com/sfcpicsfolder/dressup/dressuppics.htm
http://www.tvparty.com/lostdressup.html
And for those wondering who Mike from Canmore is, he's from the hit Canadian TV show Royal Canadian Air Farce. Not from Strange Brew/SCTV as some thought.
Also, if there are tons of speeling mistakes in this, don't complain, we're not perfect.
And remember kids: Pickachu does not exist. Pokemon are not real.
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"Enemy Attack, Enemy Attack"
"Princess Relena, the Sanc Kingdom is being attacked by OZ. You must escape, your
ideals of passivism must be realized. You must survive."
"Pagen, what about you?"
"Forget about me! You must leave and find the seven Dragonballs only they can save us!"
Pagen collapses. "The seven what?" No reply. Relena quickly makes here escape from
the Sanc kingdom.
Meanwhile in the neighboring country of Turkmanistan...
King Bob rises from his throne, "The Sanc Kingdom has been has been overtaken by OZ.
Now who will buy our Donuts?"
Suddenly Relena rushes into the room.
"King Bob! I must find the seven..."
"Seven what?"
"I dunno"
"The seven goofballs?"
"Yes that was it!!!!"
"OK 7th door on your left!"
"Thank you"
A short time later in the room behind the 7th door on the left.
"I am Howard, leader of the seven goofballs! Allow me to introduce ourselves."
"This is Serena, Mr. Dressup, Goku, MC Hammer, Brock and Austin Powers."
"Uhm, excuse me Howard, my name isn't Austin Powers.", replied one of the goof balls.
"Then what is it", asked Howard, turning towards him.
"It's Alf."
"Oh yeah, I keep getting confused with you and Austin Powers. You guys look so much
alike."
"No we don't. We look completely different. Austin Powers is a British spy from 60s with
bad teeth, and I'm an alien from Melmac.", explained ALF.
"Well you look similar to me."
"I think you're the most beautiful person I have ever seen", said Brock going ga ga over
Relena, as he does with most girls he meets. "How bout you, me, and a romantic dinner,
tomorrow night", suggested Brock.
"uhmm, not right now", said Relena uneasily. "There are more important matters to attend
to. I'm princess Relena. I have come to tell you that the Sanc Kingdom has been
overtaken by OZ. I have been told that the only way to save them is to find the seven goof
balls."
"Wow! They want our help??", inquired Howard. "See! I told you guys, that putting those
classified ads in the paper would be to good use"
Brock continued to try to make a date with princess Relena, Serena and Mr. Dressup
without success.
"We had better prepare for battle!", shouted Howard.
ALF quickly drank some cat juice to give him foul smelling breath. "Moon Prism Power"
said Serena, so she could become Sailor Moon. Mr. Dressup pulled the Tickle Trunk out
from under the table and dressed up like a fire fighter. MC Hammer grabbed his talking
shoes and became Hammer Man. Brock got out his black book, he hoped to get some
numbers from OZ soldiers. Goku went Super Sayain and Howard brought his trademark
shades and changed into his pink shirt with palm trees.
Relena just watched them thinking, "Are these goofballs for real?".
"I will go tell King Bob that we plan to leave," said Goku since he was super fast.
"No, let's use our new computer," said Howard.
So Howard sent an e-mail at light speed to King Bob.
Then Relena and the seven goofballs set out to stop OZ. They all got into Relena's small
and cheap plane and set off to the Sanc Kingdom. But unfortunately their plane was shot
down by none other than the evil duo of Boris Badanov and Natasha... Whatever her last
name was.
"Ha Ha Ha! We have shot down Moose and Squirrel's plane! Now there will be no way
of stopping us!, announced Boris.
"But Boris, isn't that Moose and Squirrel's plane over there?" asked Natasha.
"Uh Oh"
Relena's plane fell further and further to the ground and crashed in the middle of the harsh
desserts of Turkmanistan, far from civilization.
"Oh my God!" screamed Van Fanel, "People have fallen from the sky!!!!"
"Who are you?" asked Howard.
"I am Von Fanel, king of Fanelia. Who are you?"
After the introductions.
"I think I can help you defeat OZ, with my Escaflowne."
"Cool!"
Relena Peacecraft, Howard, Sailor Moon, Hammer Man, Mr. Dressup, ALF, Brock, Goku
and Von Fanel, king of Fanelia began walking toward the Sanc Kingdom.
"Oh My," screamed Relena suddenly, "This is the Sanc Kingdom!"
Our heroes suddenly realized that this barren wasteland was all that remained of the Sanc
Kingdom.
"Hey who are they?", asked ALF, pointing to two figures in the distance.
"They look like some androids", suggested Brock.
"OH NO! NOT ANDROIDS!", exclaimed Goku. The two figures got closer.
"Who are you?" asked Howard.
"I am the pusher Robot. I shove around the blind people."
"I am the shover Robot. I push bread down their throats."
"We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from
THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!! Do you have stairs in your house?"
"Uhm, let's get out of here!", suggested Relena and they all ran away from the two robots.
That night...
"Which of you goofballs is the strongest?" ask a strange man hiding in the bushes.
"That would be I, MC Hammer"
"Don't be so sure!"
"I have here one of the seven legendary Dragonballs. I am searching for a warrior worthy
of it. Would you be interested in a little tournament?" asked the old man.
"What kind of tournament?"
"The eight of you will compete against each other to earn this here dragonball."
Relena stood up. "I have no use for a dragonball so I will not compete."
"OK, Goku will face Brock first"
Brock quickly sent out his Onix. Goku went Super Sayain. "This isn't pokemon battle?
Well then I forfeit."
"Goku is the winner. Now ALF will face Howard."
This was looking to be a good fight until ALF saw a cat and forfeited so he could eat it.
"Howard is the winner. Hammer Man Vs Sailor Moon."
Suddenly Hammer Man starts singing "Can't Touch This" causing Sailor Moon to let her
guard down. This allowed Hammer Man to knock Sailor Moon out.
"MC Hammer is the winner. Von Fanel Vs Mr. Dressup."
Dance of Curse begins to play as Von gets into the Escaflowne. Mr. Dressup already
dressed as a firefighter changes into a Postman.
"I have a letter here for a Von Fanel"
"Oh A letter!" Von jumps out of the Escaflowne.
"I Von Fanel, forfeit this match. Hey, you tricked me"
"Mr. Dressup is the winner. Now Goku will face Howard in the first semi-final."
"Solar Flare"
"Ha Ha that has no effect on me when I wear my glasses!"
While Howard was laughing Goku managed to defeat him.
"Goku is the winner. Mr. Dressup will battle Hammer Man in the other semi-final,"
"I am too tired to battle, wanna flip for it?"
"Sure."
Hammer Man brings out a coin and Mr. Dressup calls heads.
The old man steps forward. "Heads it is. Now Mr. Dressup will face Goku for the
dragonball."
Mr. Dressup changed out of his postman costume into his Saiyin costume, then he went
Super Saiyin.
The 2 super saiyins than began to battle.
One fortnight later...
"Ahh this battle is boring. Here Relena just take the dragonball, none of these fighters is
worthy."
The 2 super saiyin than reverted to their normal forms and the mysterious man
disappeared...
"Wow! I've got a dragonball!", exclaimed Relena. "uhm.. Does any one here know what a
dragon ball is?"
"No", replied Howard.
"No", replied ALF.
"No", replied Goku.
"No", replied Sailor Moon.
"No", replied Von.
"No", replied Goku.
"No", replied Brock.
"No", replied Mr. Dressup.
"No", replied MC Hammer.
"No", replied Goku.
"Hey Goku. What is that name of that show you're on?", asked Brock
"uhmm.. The Price is Right! No wait that's not it. It's errr...ummm... Oh yeah it's
Dragonball Z! Waitaminute! I know what Dragonballs are!"
"WHAT ARE THEY????", they all asked in anticipation.
"Well, you see there are seven of them and they're all scattered about the world, and if you
get all of them you can summon the Eternal Dragon and he'll grant you two wishes."
"Hey! One of the wishes could be for the Sanc Kingdom to come back!", suggested
Relena.
"And another could be for all the women of the world to bow down before me!",
exclaimed Brock.
"We could all go see my friend Bulma about getting ourselves a Dragonball scouter,
otherwise it'll take a while to find them all", said Goku.
And so, the nine of them somehow got to Bulma's place, but when they got there they
discovered it had be trashed!
"It's gone! It's all gone", cried Dr. Briefs, "They took my stamp collection."
"Don't mind him," said Bulma, "Somebody stole the Dragonball Tracker and Dad's stamp
collection."
"Who would do such a thing?" inquired Relena.
"Only one person is that insane," said MC Hammer.
"Who?"
"Mr. T!"
"What? Why would Mr. T want the Dragonballs?"
"He wants to beat Rocky in Rocky III."
"Oh I See."
Our heroes set out to find Mr. T and the Dragonball Tracker. But first they had to the
chipmunks house go see Simon Chipmunk for in his spare time he had recently invented a
Mr. T Tracker.
"Wow, I'd never thought I'd Be here!", exclaimed Goku.
And so they got the Mr. T Tracker and according to it Mr. T was currently in the city of
Townsville looking for his first dragonball. But little did Mr. T know, was that this city was
protected by the awesome and powerful POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!
Mr. T entered townsville.
THUD!
"Hey, watch where you are going, where going must be watched!" said a weird looking
monkey.
"Stop that jibba jabba, ugly foo," said Mr. T.
"What!!!!! I am Mooooooooooojo Jojo, Mojo Jojo I am!"
"Well, I pity you Mojo Jojo!!!!"
"You insult Mojo Jojo, Mojo Jojo is insulted by you!"
"Outta my way foo!"
Suddenly out of nowhere the Powerpuff Girls appeared and they defeated both Mojo Jojo
and Mr. T and locked them up in prison.
Our heroes soon tracked Mr. T to the prison explained everything to the mayor and were
soon on their way with the Dragonball Tracker, however their group was less one since
Brock decided to stay with the Powerpuff Girls.
"Does this mean you'll have to get a new 7th goofball, Howard?", asked Relena.
"Of course not, we've got Von."
"But I'm not really a goofball", answered Von
"You will be after I wack a couple of times with this here malet"
After a couple of good whacks with the mallet.
"How do you feel?", asked Howard.
"I want to ride my bicycle I want to ride my biiiiiikke, i want to ride my bicycle I want to
ride it when I liiiiiiiiiike......."
The Seven Goofballs then went to the Townsville park to find the Dragonball Mr. T was
looking for, which was located in the sand.
"Where do we go now?", asked ALF.
"Our next stop is..."
Suddenly out of nowhere the Gundam Deathscythe appeared. Duo Maxwell jumped out.
"Yo," said Duo, "What is that?" pointing to the Escaflowne.
"Escaflowne"
"I see"
"What is that?" asked Von pointing at the Deathscythe.
"Deathscythe"
Then the character spent the next hour exchanging names and phone numbers (too bad
Brock missed this).
"As I was saying before I was rudley interupted, Our next stop is the big desert"
"Dragonballs? Why don't we just go kick some OZ but?" asked Duo.
The leader of the goofballs (Howard for those who didn't notice) said,"Good idea! We
should split up into 2 groups: Relena, Sailor Moon, Mr. Dressup and ALF will goto the big
desert and Duo, Von, Goku, Hammer Man and I will go attack OZ head on."
Our heros went their seperate ways.