We now return to back to our story.
Relena, Sailor Moon, ALF, and Mr. Dressup headed out to the big desert to find their third
dragonball, but they no longer had any form of transportation. So they decided to take Mr.
T's van because it's helluva fast! 5 minutes later they were in the desert.
"Man this thing really is helluva fast!", exclaimed Mr. Dressup.
"The dragonball is 10 miles away, we'd better go on foot incase Mr. T's van gets clogged
with sand", explained Relena, ignoring the fact that they had went across the ocean in order
to get to the desert.
After 3 hours of searching they found the dragonball. Now all they had to do was find the
van. After 5 hours of searching, they were unsuccessful.
"I'm hot", complained Sailor Moon.
"I'm thirsty", complained ALF.
"And I don't think we'll be able to find the van for a long time", added Mr. Dressup.
"Wait!", exclaimed Relena. "Who's that?", she asked pointing to a large figure in the
background.
They couldn't believe their eyes, for as he got closer they discovered that this figure was
none other than the Kool-aid guy!
"Hey do you have any Kool-aid with you?", asked Sailor Moon.
"Uhm, nope", answered the Kool Aid guy.
"Aren't you filled with Kool-Aid", asked Relena.
"Uh oh.", gulped the Kool Aid and before he knew it he was drank up by the four. After
they drank the Kool Aid guy, Mr. Dressup had a revelation.
"We have the Mr. T tracker."
"So?"
"What does it track?"
"Mr. T?"
"right, how does it do that?"
"Magic?"
"No," replied Mr. Dressup, "it senses the radiation given off by Mr.T's chains."
"So?"
"It can also be used to find anything Mr. T has excess contact with like..."
"His bed?"
"His toothbrush?"
"Oh My God, his custom van!!!!"
"Exactly!"
So they found the custom van which is a helluva fast and headed out to find the 4th
Dragonball.
Meanwhile...
Von Fanel the king of Fanelia, Duo Maxwell the Gundam Deathscythe pilot, Goku, MC
Hammer a.k.a. Hammer Man and Howard were lost in the jungle.
"I told you we shouldn't have taken that shortcut, Duo", exclaimed Goku. "We should have
used my idea on getting there."
"What was your idea then?", answered Duo.
"We follow the yellow brick road. That's how you get to OZ. I saw it in a movie"
"Goku, that's the wrong OZ", added Howard.
"How do you know?", asked Goku.
"Because we do!", exclaimed Duo.
"You can't be so sure"
"Look you guys", said Hammer Man, "Arguing isn't gonna help us get out of this jungle!"
"Hey guys", called Von Fanel from the distance, "Look what I found behind these vines!"
They all followed Von's calls until they found themselves in front of giant wall covered in
vines. Von tore some more vines down to reveal some writing. It read "If you argue
enough this wall shall disappear and you shall be free from this jungle."
"See, Hammer Man. Arguing does some problems", said Duo.
And so the five of them argued long through the day about topics such as "Whether or not
arguing solves problems", "What color the sky was", "What that thing on William Shatner's
head was", and "Whether or not Communism was a good idea", until the wall finally
disappeared and they found themselves at Dan's Diner...
Meanwhile Relena, Sailor Moon, ALF, and Mr. Dressup find themselves
at Bowser's Keep. The gate was open so they just walked right in. They began to hear
voices in a room.
"Give up you pesky plumber!"
"I will never give up"
"King Me"
"You already are King Koopa"
"No in the game you fool!"
"Oh sorry my mistake"
"Why do I even play with you Mario, your such a moron?"
In the next room our heroes found the 4th dragonball.
"Let's get out of here" said Relena.
The group quickly ran from the castle. Quickly ALF and Mr.Dressup realized that half of
their group was missing...
Meanwhile in the Keep...
"I have captures 3 princesses today what a score!" said Bowser.
"Let us go!" said Princess Serena.
"Yah we aren't even from your video games!" said Princess Relena.
"Are you saying, I should not be freed?" asked Princess Peach.
"SILENCE ALL OF YOU!!", stormed Bowerd, "I did not give you permission to speak!
Now that I got 4 out of the 7 dragonballs I am almost ready to make my wish!"
"And what would that be?", asked Relena.
"To be a Harlem Globetrotter, of course. BUT THAT'S NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile, around the corner, Mr. Dressup and ALF could overhear the conversation,
and were carefully devising a strategic and effective plan.
"THAT'S YOUR PLAN??????????????", questioned ALF. "That's the dumbest thing I've
ever heard, and I don't think Bowser will fall for it."
"Of course he will, now help me dig through the Tickle Trunk", replied Mr. Dressup.
Back in the keep, Bowser was trying to figure what his second wish should be when he
heard someone call from behind him.
"Whoo Hoo! It's me another beautiful princess", called the voice.
Bowser turned around to see none other than Mr. Dressup dressed up in a princess outfit.
Of course, being created in Japan he did not know who Mr. Dressup was, and therefore
did not realize that this was a trap.
"Who are you", asked Bowser.
"My name is Princess Pusserd", answered Mr. Dressup.
"You mean THE Princess Pusserd?! WOW!!!!! I need to add you to my collection!!'
"But first you have to catch me!"
With that Princess Pussered went off like the wind, and Bowser was right behind him, but
little did Bowser know that in the meantime ALF was rescuing the princesses. Well, just
Relena and Serena that is.
"Why won't you rescue me?" asked Princess Peach, after ALF finished rescuing Serena
and Relena.
"Because you're just a weakling, and we don't need you", answered ALF.
"I'LL SHOW YOU A WEAKLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and with that Peach broke from her chains
like the Incredible Hulk.
"Uh Oh", gulped ALF.
The three grabbed the four dragonballs and ran away, with Peach storming behind them.
"I'll teach you to call me a weakling!"
Bowser was still chasing Princess Pussered, when he noticed the three and Peach pass by
in the opposite direction.
"Uh oh, Peach has escaped!", exclaimed Bowser, and he started to chase after Peach and
forgetting about Mr. Dressup. Why? We don't know.
The three and Mr. Dressup ran as fast as they could and got safely to the van, while
Bowser managed to capture Peach.
"Where's our next stop?", asked Mr. Dressup who was exhausted from running.
"According to the tracker, our next stop is in New You City.", answered Relana.
Meanwhile at Dan's Diner, Howard was reveling that he is a DJ in his spare time.
"So we just have to open in any audio streaming device?" asked Goku.
"That is correct, or you can just goto http://gundamwingradio.homestead.com/ for more
information..." replied Howard, "or contact me in MSN at howardgwr@hotmail.com"
"Cool" said Duo, " you have some of my dialogue from Gundam Wing on there!"
"Yes siree" said Howard.
Then our group left the diner and continued to try to find OZ...
Meanwhile in the city of Springfield, Treize Khushrenada was visiting the Springfield
Mystery Spot.
"I warn you", said the man running the place, "Once you go in there, you may never come
back!"
"Cool!"
And so Treize walked in with the sound
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" shortly following.
Meanwhile at OZ headquarters, members were hot on their heals finding a new leader,
when they found themselves a perfect replacement.
"Ladies and gentleman of OZ", said some unimportant guy, "Give a round of applause for
OZ's new leader!"
Following the man's words a not so bright man from Alberta steps up to the podium.
"Hi, I'm Mike...from Canmore. This is my dog...his name is Norm...he's from Canmore
too, eh!"
After this important meeting of OZ's head executives...
"What they made some loser from Alberta, our leader!" said the Brain.
"Those fools! What were they thinking!" replied Purple Tentacle.
"We should be the leaders of OZ!!"
"Our time will come..."
Then the 2 of them began to plot a way to get Mike from Canmore out of the way...
Meanwhile Relena, Serena, ALF and Mr. Dressup had arrived in New York City in search
of the 5th Dragonball...
"NO, we have made a huge mistake!" shouted ALF.
"What?" said the other 3 in unison.
"We were using the Mr. T tracker by mistake, there is no dragonball in New York City..."
"No but I am here" shouted Mr. T who had snuck up behind them...
"AHHHHH"
"Hey guys, I am here to!" said Brock, "Mr. T offered to help me find you guys, but we
have to give him back his helluva fast 1982 GMC custom van"
So Brock, Relena, Serena, Mr. Dressup and ALF set out to find the 5th Dragonball...
Unfortunately they didn't have anything to set out with, since Mr. T got his van back.
"I don't want to walk", whined Serena.
"Don't worry, dear Serena, I have a plan so that we can cash to buy a new means of
transportation.", answered Brock.
Meanwhile Howard, Duo, Von, Goku, and MC Hammer were continuing their journey to
OZ when it was interrupted by something very important.
"FREE FOOD!!!!", exclaimed Goku while pointing to a size which read "Free Food".
"But we just ate at Dan's Diner", said Howard.
"Yeah, but I'm still hungry", replied Goku.
And so the four just stood around while Goku ate non-stop, eating so fast, that food was
disappearing in seconds.
Meanwhile at ABC Studios...
"Welcome to Who Wants to be a Millionaire", announced Regis, "Let's see who we have in
the audience tonight. Joe Blow from Ohio, the Tick from the City, Bob from Mainfraim,
Ziv Zulander from Some Place, Fred Flintstone from Bedrock, Donatello Turtle from New
York, Scooby Doo, and Brock from Pewter City.
"GO BROCK!!!", shouted the other four who were sitting in the audience.
"Time for the fastest finger question: Put these numbers in correct numerical order from
smallest to largest: A.4, B.3, C.2, D.1. Okay let's see the correct order. It's D,C,B,A. And
who got it right in the fastest time? Brock from Pewter City!!"
"YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!", exclaimed the 3 goofballs and Relena.
"I can't believe Brock got that hard question right. I'm terrible in math", said Serena.
"Ok, Brock, it's time for your 100 dollar question. Are you ready?", asked Regis Philbman.
"Yes", Brock replied.
"Here it for 100 dollars: "What is your favorite color?" A. Red, B. Blue, C. Grey, D.
Chicken"
"A.", answered Brock.
"Is that your final answer?", asked Regis.
"Yes.. no wait!"
"I'm sorry, but we already accepted your answer. Let's see if you got it right. Ooooooooh,
I'm sorry but the correct answer is Blue. You go home with nothing."
"There goes our chance for a million dollars", said ALF. "We might as well leave now."
"No, I wanna watch the rest of the show. Let's see if someone wins a million. I always miss
it when someone gets it", suggested Mr. Dressup.
50 minutes later...
"You still have all three of you life lines left. Are you sure C is your final answer????????",
questioned Regis.
"Scooby Dooby doo!!!"
"I'll take that as a yes. Well,", said Regis who seamed disappointed, "I have no choice to
tell you, that YOU'VE JUST ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!"
Out from the audience ran Shaggy, Velma, Freddy, and Daphne.
"Jinkies! You did it exclaimed", Velma," Now we can buy ourselves a new van!"
"Van, Eh??", thought Mr. Dressup.
After the show Mr. Dressup asked the Scooby Doo Gang if they were willing to give up
their van to them.
"It's for a good cause", he added.
"Well I guess", we could replied Shaggy.
And so the five of them got into the Mystery Machine and were about to go in search of
the next Dragonball, when Serena called out from the back.
"Hey guys look what I found", called Serena.
"Is it a dragonball", inquired Relena.
"No, it's a cup holder! We've gotta get ourselves a cup!"
"Wait, what's this", asked Brock pointing to something under his seat.
"It's a dragon Ball, now we have 5!"
To be continued...
Relena, Sailor Moon, ALF, and Mr. Dressup headed out to the big desert to find their third
dragonball, but they no longer had any form of transportation. So they decided to take Mr.
T's van because it's helluva fast! 5 minutes later they were in the desert.
"Man this thing really is helluva fast!", exclaimed Mr. Dressup.
"The dragonball is 10 miles away, we'd better go on foot incase Mr. T's van gets clogged
with sand", explained Relena, ignoring the fact that they had went across the ocean in order
to get to the desert.
After 3 hours of searching they found the dragonball. Now all they had to do was find the
van. After 5 hours of searching, they were unsuccessful.
"I'm hot", complained Sailor Moon.
"I'm thirsty", complained ALF.
"And I don't think we'll be able to find the van for a long time", added Mr. Dressup.
"Wait!", exclaimed Relena. "Who's that?", she asked pointing to a large figure in the
background.
They couldn't believe their eyes, for as he got closer they discovered that this figure was
none other than the Kool-aid guy!
"Hey do you have any Kool-aid with you?", asked Sailor Moon.
"Uhm, nope", answered the Kool Aid guy.
"Aren't you filled with Kool-Aid", asked Relena.
"Uh oh.", gulped the Kool Aid and before he knew it he was drank up by the four. After
they drank the Kool Aid guy, Mr. Dressup had a revelation.
"We have the Mr. T tracker."
"So?"
"What does it track?"
"Mr. T?"
"right, how does it do that?"
"Magic?"
"No," replied Mr. Dressup, "it senses the radiation given off by Mr.T's chains."
"So?"
"It can also be used to find anything Mr. T has excess contact with like..."
"His bed?"
"His toothbrush?"
"Oh My God, his custom van!!!!"
"Exactly!"
So they found the custom van which is a helluva fast and headed out to find the 4th
Dragonball.
Meanwhile...
Von Fanel the king of Fanelia, Duo Maxwell the Gundam Deathscythe pilot, Goku, MC
Hammer a.k.a. Hammer Man and Howard were lost in the jungle.
"I told you we shouldn't have taken that shortcut, Duo", exclaimed Goku. "We should have
used my idea on getting there."
"What was your idea then?", answered Duo.
"We follow the yellow brick road. That's how you get to OZ. I saw it in a movie"
"Goku, that's the wrong OZ", added Howard.
"How do you know?", asked Goku.
"Because we do!", exclaimed Duo.
"You can't be so sure"
"Look you guys", said Hammer Man, "Arguing isn't gonna help us get out of this jungle!"
"Hey guys", called Von Fanel from the distance, "Look what I found behind these vines!"
They all followed Von's calls until they found themselves in front of giant wall covered in
vines. Von tore some more vines down to reveal some writing. It read "If you argue
enough this wall shall disappear and you shall be free from this jungle."
"See, Hammer Man. Arguing does some problems", said Duo.
And so the five of them argued long through the day about topics such as "Whether or not
arguing solves problems", "What color the sky was", "What that thing on William Shatner's
head was", and "Whether or not Communism was a good idea", until the wall finally
disappeared and they found themselves at Dan's Diner...
Meanwhile Relena, Sailor Moon, ALF, and Mr. Dressup find themselves
at Bowser's Keep. The gate was open so they just walked right in. They began to hear
voices in a room.
"Give up you pesky plumber!"
"I will never give up"
"King Me"
"You already are King Koopa"
"No in the game you fool!"
"Oh sorry my mistake"
"Why do I even play with you Mario, your such a moron?"
In the next room our heroes found the 4th dragonball.
"Let's get out of here" said Relena.
The group quickly ran from the castle. Quickly ALF and Mr.Dressup realized that half of
their group was missing...
Meanwhile in the Keep...
"I have captures 3 princesses today what a score!" said Bowser.
"Let us go!" said Princess Serena.
"Yah we aren't even from your video games!" said Princess Relena.
"Are you saying, I should not be freed?" asked Princess Peach.
"SILENCE ALL OF YOU!!", stormed Bowerd, "I did not give you permission to speak!
Now that I got 4 out of the 7 dragonballs I am almost ready to make my wish!"
"And what would that be?", asked Relena.
"To be a Harlem Globetrotter, of course. BUT THAT'S NONE OF YOUR
BUSINESS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Meanwhile, around the corner, Mr. Dressup and ALF could overhear the conversation,
and were carefully devising a strategic and effective plan.
"THAT'S YOUR PLAN??????????????", questioned ALF. "That's the dumbest thing I've
ever heard, and I don't think Bowser will fall for it."
"Of course he will, now help me dig through the Tickle Trunk", replied Mr. Dressup.
Back in the keep, Bowser was trying to figure what his second wish should be when he
heard someone call from behind him.
"Whoo Hoo! It's me another beautiful princess", called the voice.
Bowser turned around to see none other than Mr. Dressup dressed up in a princess outfit.
Of course, being created in Japan he did not know who Mr. Dressup was, and therefore
did not realize that this was a trap.
"Who are you", asked Bowser.
"My name is Princess Pusserd", answered Mr. Dressup.
"You mean THE Princess Pusserd?! WOW!!!!! I need to add you to my collection!!'
"But first you have to catch me!"
With that Princess Pussered went off like the wind, and Bowser was right behind him, but
little did Bowser know that in the meantime ALF was rescuing the princesses. Well, just
Relena and Serena that is.
"Why won't you rescue me?" asked Princess Peach, after ALF finished rescuing Serena
and Relena.
"Because you're just a weakling, and we don't need you", answered ALF.
"I'LL SHOW YOU A WEAKLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and with that Peach broke from her chains
like the Incredible Hulk.
"Uh Oh", gulped ALF.
The three grabbed the four dragonballs and ran away, with Peach storming behind them.
"I'll teach you to call me a weakling!"
Bowser was still chasing Princess Pussered, when he noticed the three and Peach pass by
in the opposite direction.
"Uh oh, Peach has escaped!", exclaimed Bowser, and he started to chase after Peach and
forgetting about Mr. Dressup. Why? We don't know.
The three and Mr. Dressup ran as fast as they could and got safely to the van, while
Bowser managed to capture Peach.
"Where's our next stop?", asked Mr. Dressup who was exhausted from running.
"According to the tracker, our next stop is in New You City.", answered Relana.
Meanwhile at Dan's Diner, Howard was reveling that he is a DJ in his spare time.
"So we just have to open in any audio streaming device?" asked Goku.
"That is correct, or you can just goto http://gundamwingradio.homestead.com/ for more
information..." replied Howard, "or contact me in MSN at howardgwr@hotmail.com"
"Cool" said Duo, " you have some of my dialogue from Gundam Wing on there!"
"Yes siree" said Howard.
Then our group left the diner and continued to try to find OZ...
Meanwhile in the city of Springfield, Treize Khushrenada was visiting the Springfield
Mystery Spot.
"I warn you", said the man running the place, "Once you go in there, you may never come
back!"
"Cool!"
And so Treize walked in with the sound
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!" shortly following.
Meanwhile at OZ headquarters, members were hot on their heals finding a new leader,
when they found themselves a perfect replacement.
"Ladies and gentleman of OZ", said some unimportant guy, "Give a round of applause for
OZ's new leader!"
Following the man's words a not so bright man from Alberta steps up to the podium.
"Hi, I'm Mike...from Canmore. This is my dog...his name is Norm...he's from Canmore
too, eh!"
After this important meeting of OZ's head executives...
"What they made some loser from Alberta, our leader!" said the Brain.
"Those fools! What were they thinking!" replied Purple Tentacle.
"We should be the leaders of OZ!!"
"Our time will come..."
Then the 2 of them began to plot a way to get Mike from Canmore out of the way...
Meanwhile Relena, Serena, ALF and Mr. Dressup had arrived in New York City in search
of the 5th Dragonball...
"NO, we have made a huge mistake!" shouted ALF.
"What?" said the other 3 in unison.
"We were using the Mr. T tracker by mistake, there is no dragonball in New York City..."
"No but I am here" shouted Mr. T who had snuck up behind them...
"AHHHHH"
"Hey guys, I am here to!" said Brock, "Mr. T offered to help me find you guys, but we
have to give him back his helluva fast 1982 GMC custom van"
So Brock, Relena, Serena, Mr. Dressup and ALF set out to find the 5th Dragonball...
Unfortunately they didn't have anything to set out with, since Mr. T got his van back.
"I don't want to walk", whined Serena.
"Don't worry, dear Serena, I have a plan so that we can cash to buy a new means of
transportation.", answered Brock.
Meanwhile Howard, Duo, Von, Goku, and MC Hammer were continuing their journey to
OZ when it was interrupted by something very important.
"FREE FOOD!!!!", exclaimed Goku while pointing to a size which read "Free Food".
"But we just ate at Dan's Diner", said Howard.
"Yeah, but I'm still hungry", replied Goku.
And so the four just stood around while Goku ate non-stop, eating so fast, that food was
disappearing in seconds.
Meanwhile at ABC Studios...
"Welcome to Who Wants to be a Millionaire", announced Regis, "Let's see who we have in
the audience tonight. Joe Blow from Ohio, the Tick from the City, Bob from Mainfraim,
Ziv Zulander from Some Place, Fred Flintstone from Bedrock, Donatello Turtle from New
York, Scooby Doo, and Brock from Pewter City.
"GO BROCK!!!", shouted the other four who were sitting in the audience.
"Time for the fastest finger question: Put these numbers in correct numerical order from
smallest to largest: A.4, B.3, C.2, D.1. Okay let's see the correct order. It's D,C,B,A. And
who got it right in the fastest time? Brock from Pewter City!!"
"YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!", exclaimed the 3 goofballs and Relena.
"I can't believe Brock got that hard question right. I'm terrible in math", said Serena.
"Ok, Brock, it's time for your 100 dollar question. Are you ready?", asked Regis Philbman.
"Yes", Brock replied.
"Here it for 100 dollars: "What is your favorite color?" A. Red, B. Blue, C. Grey, D.
Chicken"
"A.", answered Brock.
"Is that your final answer?", asked Regis.
"Yes.. no wait!"
"I'm sorry, but we already accepted your answer. Let's see if you got it right. Ooooooooh,
I'm sorry but the correct answer is Blue. You go home with nothing."
"There goes our chance for a million dollars", said ALF. "We might as well leave now."
"No, I wanna watch the rest of the show. Let's see if someone wins a million. I always miss
it when someone gets it", suggested Mr. Dressup.
50 minutes later...
"You still have all three of you life lines left. Are you sure C is your final answer????????",
questioned Regis.
"Scooby Dooby doo!!!"
"I'll take that as a yes. Well,", said Regis who seamed disappointed, "I have no choice to
tell you, that YOU'VE JUST ONE MILLION DOLLARS!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!"
Out from the audience ran Shaggy, Velma, Freddy, and Daphne.
"Jinkies! You did it exclaimed", Velma," Now we can buy ourselves a new van!"
"Van, Eh??", thought Mr. Dressup.
After the show Mr. Dressup asked the Scooby Doo Gang if they were willing to give up
their van to them.
"It's for a good cause", he added.
"Well I guess", we could replied Shaggy.
And so the five of them got into the Mystery Machine and were about to go in search of
the next Dragonball, when Serena called out from the back.
"Hey guys look what I found", called Serena.
"Is it a dragonball", inquired Relena.
"No, it's a cup holder! We've gotta get ourselves a cup!"
"Wait, what's this", asked Brock pointing to something under his seat.
"It's a dragon Ball, now we have 5!"
To be continued...